MY NEW BIKE GRIPS WITH STARS RULE!!!

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First of all BIG PROPS to ANNA BANANA. For our first COMMENT! awesome!!!!
Second of all I got to tell your a little story. A little story about MY NEW BIKE GRIPS.

First of all here are the problems with my old bike grips - ____#1. they were torn
_________________________________________________#2 they aren't as cool

OK let me get to the point!!!!!!!!!! I got new bike grips WITH STARS. So basically the part that you hold in your hand when you ride - like the handlebar covering it has an EXTRA RADICAL covering now.

So here is the way my ride looks now. black frame RED SEAT, and now RED AND BLACK grips. IT RULES almost as much as Peewee Hermans bike. Except I don't have all those AWESOME GADGETS. I was thinking I might be able to strap a windex bottle on the handle bars so I could spray bad guys when they attack. What do you guys think of that?? SO when you think about something that is sketchy - its not my bike, because my bike is the opposite of sketchy. If you were drawing a sketch of it, it wouldn't be sketchy, it would be like an illustration, like a scientific rendering: lifelike and pure with natural beauty.

KEEP IT REAL!!!!!!!
rocky

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?

...Do you really want to MAKE ME CRY?

Well forget about it that's never going to happen!!!

But honestly people, its really troubling that for many the answer to that rhetorical question seems very often to be YES.

Pardon the graphic nature but there has been a BRAIN FART BREWING AS GASTRIC INDIGESTION INSIDE OF MY MIND LIKE ALL DAY!!!

SOME RICH PEOPLE ARE SO RIDICULOUSLY MEAN!
I was working on the job of the landscaping crew, trimming some hedges like Edward Scissorhands (except without the special hands so its really not easy). Actually I was alongside of a driveway of a very nice house with a trademark Seattle view. (GOT TO SEE TO BELIEVE IT!!).

So this women drives up and wants to go up the driveway ot her house so I step aside AGAINST A PRICKER-BUSH and she drives like an INCH FROM MY FACE, of course with windows up NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ME TO SEE IF I'M SQUISHED.

But really this would be OK but then she just stopped the car right in front of the shubbery I was so dilengently pruning and WALKED AWAY WITHOU SO MUCH AS EYECONTACT OR EVEN A FRIENDLY WAVE.

So in conslusion I think there are some VERY SERIOUS RAMIFICATIONS AS TO HOW OUR SOCIETY OUGHT TO FUNCTION!!!

-Kojak

(PS: thanks to all the fans loggin- in, KEEP UP THE LOVE)

CUTEST BABY TAPIR EVER!!!

Oh my GOD
this is my favorite baby tapir I've ever seen. Can you beleive your eyes?? I would definetely like a PET TAPIR.

http://www.tapirspecialistgroup.org/news/panama-zoo-birth.html

rocky

ON THE SUBJECT OF TRANSIT

LET ME TELL YOU ALL A LITTLE STORY ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT RUINED ON SATURDAY NITE.
HA HA . DID I GET YOUR ATTENTION WITH THE CAPS HA HA HA :) :0 :-)

Actually it didn't get ruined but ROYALLY SCREWED UP if you know what I mean. First of all I tried to take a nice breezy walk. BY THE WAY i don't know if I mentioned this but I live in NYC or New York City! It is the capital of all cities and now other town or city is as cool.

Aaaaaaaaaanyway. I was walking and then I said to myself "Rocky if you really want to walk - you could walk all the way home to BROOKLYN." And then I was like "But its so far and my shoes are totally screwing up my feet." By the time I realized that I wanted to just say "SCREW YOU" to the whole walking thing, I realized that I was WAY LOST. In fact I THOUGHT I was going SOUTH and I was actually GOING NORTH. IF THATS NOT TOTALLY RANDOM I DON"T KNOW WHAT IS!!!

Sketchy right?? So I got on this random train station and THEN THE TRAIN WASN"T WORKING. So the basic moral of the story is that I had to go ahead and walk anyway. Talk about a waste of time. I don't mean to complain but WHY CAN'T THEY TELL US if things are going to be all screwed up in the city.

The basic point is: WHY THE F*%&K DO I EVEN PAY TAXES??

Big questions have BIG ANSWERS - the government is probably hiding something from us!!!

peace
ROCKY

Sketchy Mass Transit

Hey everyone, this is Kojak, on this wonderful first day of INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN blogging for the Random Sketchy Brain Fart crew

Well, it would be against the RSBF code to delve into any kind of formal introduction so I will begin this, as the French say, "IN MEDIAS RES."

I think all of us have at one point or another been troubled by totally random, highly sketchy behavior on busses, subways, trams, etc.,.... no??

So on Friday I was waiting for the bus after a long day at work, trying to get home after working way too long hours before the weekend. Little did I know, sitting on the curb (NO BENCH!!) that I would be delayed and way-layed by a sketchy character.

I should note that my bus stop is next to a wellknow SKETCH-ZONE - a park know for homosexual activities. (Before I get any angry replies I will say that this is totally cool with me - its fine that such random occurances are actually concentrated so we know what to expect.) This all relates to my story because when some dude showed up wearing a BRIGHLTY COLORED MUSCLE SHIRT (already getting chilly outside- 7PM!!), I was hesitant to look in his direction and just kept sitting on the curb and looking down the street for the bus.

Well, after a tortourous eight minutes of awkward silent sketchiness the bus finally came (the newer model of electrified trolley bus - represent!). I got on the bus before "SKETCH-MAN", showing my student pass. We were at the begining of the line so the bus was totally empty. So I sit down as sketch man is boarding and instead of the normal straight foward procedure a discussion bewteen tank-top man and the driver ensues.

As you may have guessed, this guy did not have the fare - or possibly just DIDN'T WANT TO PAY. The agruement can be summarized as follows:

D: You have to pay to ride a bus

SM: But I only want to go one stop

D: But I gave you a free ride yesterday

SM: Dude, thats only twice out of my whole life

D: But I've only seen you twice - you should walk

SM: Man, I'm cold (remeber muscle shirt)

But the driver didn't give in (this in depth dicussion took like 3 whole minutes!!), and Sketchman eventually said "whatever man" and was forced to WALK THE 4 BLOCKS, probably warming himself in the process (!!).

Props to the driver because he TOTALLY DID THE RIGHT THING and even apologized to me for the delay.

"Your Eye on the Streets"

-Kojak

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY!!!!

FINALLY OUR BLOG IS WORLD WIDE ON THE WEB. I AM GOING TO POST EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPORTANT ABOUT SOCIETY. SO PAY ATTENTION.

KEEP PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!

LOVE
ROCKY