toilette humor

excuse the crudeness; " but when nature Strikes you need a good toilet!"
In public spaces / work place 1 just hopes for the best. Early in the morning you can usually get lucky and hopefully the custodian has just cleaned and
..........a pristine toilet awaits..................
sometimes not though - someone beats you too it in a big way. Also one hopes for solitude which can be elusive. This morning was one of those times when all HOPES APPEARED DASHED _ _ _ _ guess what i did I TOOK ACTION (go west young man!!!!) ventured downstairs to a floor I never visited ..........and found a parallel universe of toilet options!
The bathroom looked just like the one above but had 1 DOUBLE WIDE HANDICAP STALL instead of two small gross ones , very clean, quiet
(again excuse the cruditities)
..."SH*T YEAH!"
(K)

OMG Did you see this ?????

THNX 2 CERMAK FOR POINTING THIS OUT::

TAPir day blog

Spring Resolution:Stay inside more and MORE COMPUTER

There are BEAUTIFul blossoms of pink whte and green.
They tell me Rocky You knowWhat We MEan.
COME OUTSIDE ITS SPRING and yet I SAY NO!
I must write what I write and know what I know.
Yeah Donner Yay Blitzen on DONOR Neigh yitzen
The ART OF WRITING must certainly PREVAil
and not a second too soon for the SEAsonal ale to set sale

A POEM® BY ROCKY

It's finally here

and all of my wildest expectations have been fulfilled (kojak)

ps I learned last night that the baseball star Adrian Beltre had the nickname "KOJAK" as a child. To my surprise I saw this on a jumbotron

names

Any one have any ideas For a NEW byline for
VERSION 11?
r

Message for today

HER IS THE MESSaGE. PAY HHEED
MONEY IS A SYMBOL
rocky

back pains

ouch . %^*^% because this computer chair is killing me. I just realized I have been typing in a wack position for a few hours %@__@%/ ttoo much effort but not enough CONTROL of the bodies movements. as a taichi master would say: key 2 good smarts and happieness is careful movements but not followed today ... know what can cure some back pain? A day outside working the body (2morrow) (KO)

Ant Catchet

I have created a GREAT INVENTION. FREE KNOWLEDGE WILL NOW BE DISTRIBUTED FROM ME rocky. Question: Have you ever had ANTS in your pants (OR IN YOUR HOuse) If the ants are in yuour house that means they are HUGNRY and if they are HUNGYR that means they want FOOD and if they want food they will eat ANYTHING I REPEAT ANYTHING that is out. Gues what falls into tthis catergory UNFORTUANTELLY CATFOOD. AUNTS INFESTED my catfood. SOLUTION: MIDDEVIL technology on their ASS. This involved a PLANT POT with a saucer. the saucer you fill with water the pot you put in the middle. NOW ants can't swim CAN THEY> SO WHo wins the battle. the vetabrates. Yeahy. I should get PAID for these type of GENIOUS IDEASrocky dynamikc