I "b" fartin

What up rs"b"fart? Its been a while since I've published anything that is meant for the World's Wide Web. Wide as it may be its never seen the likes of ME ROCK_EE. and My POS_EE the whole RS"B". We come for FREE and We Don't Take AMERICAN EXPRESS. Nor MONEY. What we sell are Values Good Wholesome WholeWheat American Fun Values. and those those values expressed here are not necessarily the ones the the RSBF© shares nor does its contributing sponsors hereby referred to as the "INTERWEB" have any vested stake is said appropriations. Henceforth all aclimitizing factors will be taken into consideration in apropriation of materialitEE and EXTRA EXTRA LARJ PhilsoPHICalle prosuits.
Rocky

apartment life

I offer you now the 10 PLAGUES OF APARTMENT LIFE:

1. plumbing issues 6. sick housemates

2. noise pollution 7. temperature extremes

3. bed bugs 8. no food in fridge

4. flying insects 9. power outage

5. sick/crazy pets 10. neighborhood crime

In the last week I have experienced 2, 4, 5 and 7 !!!!

(K) for passover

1 MORE GEM

question: IS it better to be AHEAD of your time or BEHIND your time? Da Vinci may have been "ahead" of his time, while No One Famous was behind their time. Don't you think when Time TRAVELLING is made possible by our great scientists, that we will value those people who are "A BIT SLOW" in their ways of thinking.
ROfky

sleep STINKS

of all the little pets that have been PEEVIN me lately you'd think that people sleeping wouldn't be notable. But it is . What I'm talking about is when people sleep in public places ...not beacuse they're homeless (that is a major social issue to be concerned and symapthetic about) IT's just because they're tired or just haven;t planned their day well or it just feels good so they do it. Worst example is the library. IT 's 4 reading (!). WHEN PEOPLE SLEEP THEY OFTEN SNORE AND STINK (this second one is less well know but still a major problem. I'm not sure what the scientific basis is but its the TRUTH. IF you like the way someone smells then its not a problem , it is actually comforting . but that's only true of your own special someone NOT THE DUDE IN THE LIBRARY (K*)

2 new "GEMS"

A new name for my cat "BOUNTY RAT"

RAMEN- CON QUESO! did someone say delicious? Or was that my stomach saying ROCKY YOU ROCK. Thanks for feeding me and not letting me die
R

MOTHAR

whatz up mOmz? Motha! Its mothar'sday and whose motha mothaR. There is a MOTHAR Out there its like a godzilla MOTHAR. its going to give birth to you But did the Mothar come from another Mothar . MOTHAR Mothar MOTHAR MOTHAR. Rocky

too much lines / DOTS

I know we've debated fancy graphics on this forum but MAY I USE THIS to illustrate at point???

I've had some minor crises of confidentiality of late.

4 example [ponder this : what is the point of making a map if you
already know everything on it . ANd no one else will learn from
it b/c it's either 2 complicated or maybe just too much of a chore

It's a lot of effort and what is the payoff and I'm not actually talking $$$ ??

Might not even be good mental exercise because physical exercise is actually the
best mental exercise if done well.

(K0)

TITLE: RSBF Trifecta (3)?!

A diary of my LIFE today:

8:38am perusing the world wide web.  Come upon this headline:: "May
Day: The Most Random Holiday Of All!"  (H1: Is this true?)

10:05am checking email from students.::
Subject: Re: make-up exam

I had a brain fart. I meant May 5th, not the 1st. I'm sure you would

have figured that out anyway!  Thanks again, XXXX

NOW waiting for something sketchy!  I am avoiding shrubbery (NEW
STUDENT WEEK 101 = crotch grabber alert) but otherwise ready for
anything.

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