People who hate Starbucks and Barns and Noble SUCK

I understand that "the man" is evil. He's unequivocally a bad dude. Hell, he's probably friends with Bush and stuff. But by god, the guy can make a fine cup of coffee.

Last week for instance, I went to Starbucks. I had an iced coffee that TOTALLY RULED. The week before, I went to a coffee shop that wasn't Starbucks and what do you know, THE COFFEE SUCKED.

There is something to be said for a place that can time after time deliver the goods. Let's take Barns and Noble for instance. Say what you will about how it's driving mom and pop book stores out of town. Tell me I'm part of the Devil's bookclub if you want. I say, FUCK YOU. Last time I tried to drink Starbuck's coffee and read books on cushy chairs at a mom and pops bookstore, I didn't, BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE STARBUCKS COFFEE OR HAVE CUSHY CHAIRS TO READY THEIR BOOKS ON FOR FREE.

I guess the bottom line is, people need to pick and choose their battles with a bit more discretion. Don't all you hippies remember a little thing I like to call the RAINFOREST?! Well unlike Starbucks Coffee and Barns and Noble Books, it's not getting any bigger. So GO SAVE IT.

p.s. my name is R. Pub, and I'm on the blog now. SO GET USED TO IT!