Saturday, July 03, 2004

WHY ARE THRIFT-STORE CUSTOMERS SO FREAKING INSANE?

Man, let me tell you people:::::

I HAD ONE HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO GET THOUGHT THE CHECK-OUT AT GOODWILL TODAY.

Want to know what the problem was? It wasn't the Goodwill Industries staff, they are mostly good-natured hard-working immigrants who do a good job.

THE PROBLEM IS THE CUTOMERS. To explain my argument I will break down the clientel into 3 groups. The first is made up of normal people, the second two are problem creaters who CREATE ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS!!

So hear are the types of people as I see it:

1. Folks who just want to pick up a t-shirt or two, or maybe a nicer shirt with a collar and some pants. Some of these people are TRENDY, some are JUST REGULAR....I really don't care who's who!

2. Insane people with like 10 MILLION RANDOM ITEMS IN THEIR SHOPPING CART. This woman in front of me was buying EVERYTHING FROM A BABY JESUS STATUE TO AN OLD BATHROBE!!!! Of course these random items never have a price tag and therefore it TAKES FOREVER TO CHECK-OUT !!!!

3. Thridly and worstly are the CHEAP-ASS BASTARDS WHO QUESTION EVERY FREAKING PRICE. They want to claim that the green tag item should actaully have a blue tag, etc. THERE WAS ONE GUY IN GOODWILL TODAY WHO I WANTED TO PUNCH IN THE FACE. He thought his wack ass china collection should be sold as set not by the piece. He asked to see the manager, who told him he was wrong (CUZ HE WAS!!!), then wanted to "SEE THE BOSS." This bastard woulnd't stop complaining and EVEN CLAIMED THAT "ALL GOODWILL WORKERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HANDICAPPED." What the hell dude? THAT IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND TOTALLY ASININE!!

Well, in conclusion for today's blog I would like to say that JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SHOPPING AT POLO RALPH LAUREN OR STRUCTURE DOESEN'T MEAN YOU SHOULN'T ACT LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING!!!!

until next time kids!!
-Kojak

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