NEW JOB MEANS NEW FREINDS RIGHT? Wrong. People are liars and birches. "Hey, Welcome to the JOB LET"s GO OUT TO LUNCH," The seemingly nice/cool lady says to me. And then what? NOTHING! SHE BARELY EVEN SAYS HELLO IN THE LADIES ROOM NOW.
Well, little does that lady know I made another friend at work. Another new girl. A nice friend who has helped me to found the SANDWICH CLUB. What is the SANDWICH CLUB, you may be asking yourself? WEll, the sandwich club is division of labor, the sandwich club is the key financial freedom, the sandwich club is highly socialized and exceedingly refined. Let me break it down:
TWO DAYS A WEEK + TWO NEW GIRLS + FOUR SANDWICHES = non stop fun! maximum thrift! delicious midday meals!
Today I made sandwiches for both of us. Wednesday, she will make them for us. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday I will make my own mutha f'in sandwiches cause I'm thrifty like that. YES. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT LADY IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE EMPTY PROMISES OF LUNCH. Yeah, I thought so...you keeping buying your $10 midtown lunches, I'm saving my bread for the new girls of the SANDWICH CLUB.
love, mystery lady. xoxoxo
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