So there has been some talk lately about the DECLINE OF SEATTLE...sum say that GRUNGE is dead or that THE INTERNET IS GOING BROKE (I'll B-leave that when I C it) or even EARthQUAKe or MT ST HELENS ˆˆˆ¬˜∆∆∆ !!!!
BUT perhaps the #1 THEORY has to do with too many BUMS and KID_BUMS (jr. bums????) and losts of STORES closing down in some of the so-called hip parts of town. (a certan mystery lady heard about this through the GRAPEVINE ALL THE WAY IN NYC).... ( she was like KOjak that's so sad I heard the whole PLACE has B-come SKETCH)
NO-WHAT? I say so freakin-what becasue we have a new FARMERs MARKET in my HOOD and it RULZ. Some of U might NO about PIKE PLACE but that is way touristy (they THRO FISH - BIG WHOOP).
My farmers market is so COOL mainly B-cuz of the farmers themselves. SOme of these PEOPLE aren't techinically farmers cuz they sell stuff like SALSA. but actually the SALSA MAN is one of the coolest because he totally HOOKED IT UP and gave me 2-FER-1 because he new I was a good customers. The other "farmers" do this kind of stuff 2 - like I got a big discount on ASIAN PEARS and also so much CILANTRO that I put on my freakin CEREAL (not really!!!_ ). and there's a guy from CZECHOSLOVAKIA who picks mushrooms out of the woods!
So basically all other stores can close down B'CUZ they never really SHOW LOVE like a FARMER DOES. (and don't even get me started on FARMER"S DAUGHTERS!!!!!! woo yah )
kojak
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