Monday, February 07, 2005

the food was meant to kiLL us

rocky and I visited a POPULAR PAN-ASIAN food establishment on this FINE SUNNY afternoon. we both ordered the SAME PAN-ASIAN MENU ITEM, a chicken and noodle dish which arrived on IDENTICAL plates. throughout the course of the meal, I noticed mr. rOCKy TWITCHING and SHUDDERING upon eating CERTAIN PIECES of "chicken." I myself experienced EXTREME SALTINESS with my plate, and reacted accordingly. I looked around the restaurant to notice that EVERYONE ELSE was going about their business, enjoying untainted meals. in a word: SKETCHY.

I have REASON to believe that this POPULAR PAN-ASIAN restaurant is a front for anti-RSBF ACTIVITY, and they TRIED TO kiLL two members of our nationwide clan today. I will be sending some muscle over there to "TAKE CARE" of this threat ASAP.

-intoccabile

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:57 PM

    they tried to kill me with grissle.

    BARF :(========================))0)

    rcoky

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  2. Anonymous3:43 PM

    I felt myself deteriorating in the hours after lunchtime...I had to hire a TEAM of MONKEYS to come up with an antidote for the anti-RSBF drug. anti-anti-drug.

    -intoccabile

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