THis Headache is givin me a BIG HEADACHE

I can't stand havin a damn headache. Even the slightest headache really gits under my skin SO 2 SPEAK. If I had migraines, or, conversely, if I was a Migraine sufferer, I WOULD DIE. The other thing is that I can not stand to take "TYLENOL" or ADVIL" or other fake-ass drugz. I don't play around with The big drug Companies and their DEVIOUS STRATEGIES. They say, sure we will fix your headache in x-change for YOUR SOUL> ha ah ahaha aha ahHAHAHAH HA HA :(----- One other thing on the subject of some Jacked up drug store merchandise: If you are a guy, I got a question 4u: did you ever try OLDSPICE? If you haven't DO NOT and if you did you know how much IT SUX. I put some on the other day ( i really loaded it on, bcuz i was so happy to have a new flavor of deodorant) and then i threw my jacket on and set off to the train. A few steps out the door I noticed a scratching pheomenon under my arms. THEY ITCHED LIKE KUH RAZY! for a while. so I can stand that 4 a while BUT then i got back and took off my jacket. I noticed some weird smell in the house- like some crzy wacky potpourri stench. I was asking Mr. roomate - YO what the hell did you do to this place - it stinks like a MoF*kn rose in here. And then i had a horrible horrible horrible realization. It was I who stank like a rose, I smelt like an old woman. CHUKE MY BRAINS OUT. I think its a known fact that old spice, despite its masculine name (like it was some freaking spice on a damn pirate ship - some cool scent that someone got out of some old skool wooden barrel) it is the WORST deodorant you can buy on the market Do NOT F*K around with this substance 4 your own good

ROCKY "Consumer Reports" Dynamic