Monday, April 04, 2005

Legendary HairCuT of epic Porportionalz

Oh now Rockyhas a haircut story

I want to tell the world about how I had the best X_perience that I ever had getting my haircut. People think I am pulling their leg or busting their Huebos or just playing B_S_ing but I AIN'T PLAYING. I had such a great time cut my haircut the other cut nite. It all started out in a major contrast to goodness in a somewhat evil twisted (an adjective I have used to describe other transportation systems ie paris) and horrible experience on the NYC MTA that wasn't working like always on the weekend (JUST THE DAY I decided to buy a """fun"""" pass)

But when I arrived at the haircuttery (which was actually disguised as an regular nice apartment- actually it was just the aformentioned thing I was just talking about. IT WAS_ and APARTMENT) YOU see this haircuttresse was a personal reccomendation, a friend of a friend. I met the person that was gonna cut my hair. So we had a beer and talked about my "hair situation". This is what I would like to call the "pre-cut consultation and psychological anaysis" which I had never had before. Then I looked an example picture book (pictures can sometimes help you - have you ever been to a chinese restaurant?) and then we got started and I finally was able to be a regular patron/cutter talk, and have a bit of a chit chat with the person that cut my hair while it was happening. Needless to say this cut has a subtle quality that reveals itself in new ways at each moment, shimmerring thru time e=MC2.

and guess what? at the end the haircuttress gave me a bottle of farm fresh milk to take home, for coffee, or for whatever. Me I just drank a couple glasses straight up no chaser

4 comments:

  1. sooooooooooo
    the cyber graffitti was all a build up 2 this MONENTOUS occasion?

    -kj

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  2. Anonymous4:50 PM

    haircut looks so nice. the flowing locks have been shaped like a topiary. giraffes run playfully across your scalp.

    xo mystery lady

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  3. Anonymous8:50 PM

    Yeah I guess it was. I was going to say NEW STYLE, but i think everyone is a little tired of the graf. I thought you were talking of a tapiary. A tapir farm

    rocky

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  4. Anonymous12:51 PM

    A quick addendum to this haircyt story. I saw the girl last nite, and she was so utterly impersonal to me. I was very disspaointed. Maybe somehow she found this blog and thought i was obsessed, or maybe I just totally got the wrong idea (that she was a nice person). At any rate, I feel that I can say now that I think of the situation differently. I no longer consder the haircut best ever. snifF'

    focky

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