Monday, April 11, 2005

MORE amish feelings

I don't know if any of you get some really annoying emails by people that act like they know you;. They have really enticing subject lines like: "This stuff really isn't a expensive and before" and "Little magic. Great Weekends"

At least these things are showing up in the BULK mail box. But I swear I get one email with those exact titles at least 3 times a week. I don't know what I did to deserve this treatment. DO they actually think I am going to go to their stupid ass fly by nite websites and snatch up a whole load of viagra and pirated software? Who actually gets victimized by these pathetic attempts? Like OH HERE IS A RANDOM EMAIL FROM SOMEONE THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHO THE HELL THEY ARE: LIKE LISA J. AND THEY ARE GOING TO OFFER ME SOME INSIDER ADVISE ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH MY MONEY. three words: Get out of MY FACE!!!! and don't ever come back here with your honeysweet words of seduction again. I know your type and I know that it won't lead to anything good. I bet actually what they do is target the new email accounts. Cuz most of the people getting email accounts these days are either 3 year olds, or old people trying to make sense of the world.

I guess there is a possibility that they mite respond. But if I were making emails taht would be emailed to 1 billion RANDOM PEOPLE i think I would make the headline a bit better. Maybe something like""FREE CANDY ON 5TH AVENUE AND 6TH STREET" and then you go there and its just like a fake H&R block. Or the other thing I like is when I get an email that says that someone in the Democratic Repulbic of Niger wants to pay me like $160,000. OH yeah I forgot about how I was in that whole arms smuggling thing and I didn't ever get paid.

rocky

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