ladies, Just the man you wanted PLUS A WHOLE LOt MORE. (((an ad I just posted on craiglist

Dear Ladies,
Why settle for a man who you deem to be "amatuer". WHy not a lover of full intensity, passionate glances, and exciting notions? Perhaps you think I am foreign by the ways that I phrase my sentences. Well you are WRONG. I am not! I just appear to be foreign because MY PASSIONS ARE SO GREAT. Can you imagine the perfect date? Well that is the time that we will spend together. Perfect in every sense of the word. You will find me to be most intriguing, and perhaps at the end of the night we may venture a smooch????? WHO KNOWS?? the possibilities are ENDLESS. Limitless. Beyond boundaries, without borders, you JUST cannot tell ladies! Being with me will take you to another land (maybe new jersey??)

So I will leave you now with that tantalizing picture of you and me beneath a starry sky (when it gets a bit warmer) in a rowboat with frogs chirping, and a candle, and a whole picnic scenario with 2 or 3 bottles of the finest red wines, and maybe some delicious cheeses, and a stawberry that we will have to split for desert. If this sounds like the ideal situation to find yourself in, then don't hold your beating heart back. Stop listening to depressing music and lets get together. LOVE IS IN OUR FUTURE
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I will keep you guys posted about detailsssss and developmentes
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rocky