Huebos de LIbertad

I just laid STREET JUSTICE down with an iron fist only 2 minutes ago. Backstory: for some reason there are these big ass f*kin trucks that drive in front of my window very early in the morning. Actually i know the reason: the main truck route to South Brooklyn is "being worked on". So there are big trucks and school busses filled with chasidic children goig in fron of my place every morningn. And if there is anything in their way at the intersection where my apt is they freeeking lay on the horn. I am talking a SUPERPOWERED AIRHORN style of horn that sound of which is amplified by the concrete canyon that is my street. Basically what I am saying is that it is LOUD AS THE DEVIL.

Well a little while ago I said to myself, rocky, this is crap. They don't have THE RIGHT to do this buisness. Thats when I went to the refigerator and pulled out an old EGG. I put it in the bathroom close to the window. And then it sat there for about three weeks, don't ask me why it didn't "STINK me out of of HOUSe and HOME' but it didn't, because I took great care to no puncture its shell and release its DISGUSTING CONTENTS. A few times since I've had that egg in position, people have honked their brains out, but I was sometimes 2 lazy or 2 late to get them. BUT guess what happened a few minutes ago, apparently a bus driver thought it would be a funny idea to HHHHHOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK, so loud. I jumped out of bed in my underwears, ran to the bathroom and f*kin pitched that rotten ass egg into the side of that hateful school bus. HA HA HA justice is served with a yolk. If the police come up here I truly don't care, I will say excuse me OFFICER they are also "breaking the law"

maybe you would like your eggs with bacon, officeer?? HA HA HA HA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPASLLHUFJL

ROCKY