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J&&t BLeu congrautalations on free internet. YOU unlike Icedancing WIN. And I win. 2 Buck Blueberry muffins get a Bronze Medal. Whereas Two Buck Chuck Finished 19th way back in the standings. A dissapointing finish. And a Dissapointing Aftertaste. Today I leave NY____C. And say It better be balmy sunny warm and c omfortable when I get back. Thats all from the airport. I going to get high this morning. Tell you what it makes flying a lot easier. get it? OR NOT<>
RK()Y

This time I will NOT run for senate

Oooh a lah -- I got my bag misplaced from me. I cant find that nor remember where I put it - whether it must be stolen or not.

That is what really bothers me about the world. Sometimes you dont even haveenough time to figure out the problem much less solve it -- you just have to run nearly full blasst in any direction just to prevent yourself from being TOSSED UNDER THE BUS as the corporates say.

So which means is this that I will have to go about getting new keys made for my work - lest I want to be caught out in the cold when I am early.and have no crazy bums bum rushing me before I can slide quickly inside behind paned glass metal doors.

Anyways - about salamanders. I know they have been coming up a lot lately. Not my fault but this guy edward who is building a road in Nevada thinks he has recently discovered a new species of slalmander in the Buena Vista Park. yes and I think that is whyI keep hearing about salamanders because there is a new protocol motif in the animal totem world that is surfacing. BS City in the city with the SLAM - ANDERS

love Sita Pants

Rocks in my pawkets i got rawks in my pohkets

Finally ...........

I know you never thought you d here from dear sita pants again. thought shecould have gone off into the triviatrics of parks. well mind you i did - for those of you who know the area walk from my hampshire and mariposa address in sf'in-cisco to the top of bernal heights and then from there to the top of twin peaks. yes walking.

in other news, my roomate cut her some bangs.

in other news, i have not been watching le lympics on TV cuz I dont have a TV that shows TV only mob(v)ies.

Now what is up with this bumper sticker (one of two i sasw today)

BUSH KNEW (picture of american Flaag)

Second is
No gas, no grass, no ass -- no ride

its a nice world
my grandma is turning 80 in JUne

Ice Dancing YOU LOSE

I don't thing anyone no matter what their orientariotion is will not disagree with me when I say that ICe Dancing iS """"GAY""" What I mean is STYLISTICALLY GAY nothing to do with the s%%^%^^X. Gayest sport ever? Well Speekwalking is pretty gay. But I would have to say that ice dancing is gayer. Any sport that has a required element called a TWIZZLE is. ......... NOT A DAMN SPORT. ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT FIGURE SKATING IS IN THE OLYMPICS, NOW YOU HAVE TO SUBJECT US TO SOME WIMPY BASTARDIZED FORM OF FIGURE SKATING. Not to mention the dresses are ludicrous. And not the rapper Ludicrous. They are riduclous ritardarded. As specially in the case of the feuding italian lover dancers that will not look at each other just because the BOY DANCCER SLAMMED THE GIRL DANCER INTO THE GROUND
ROKCY

hi its saturday and its hoochoo foot

WARNING: STREAM OF CONSCIOUS WRITING MAY ENSUE, READERS WITH SICKLY STOMACHS SHOULD BE ADHERED TO THE PRECEEDING WARNING AND SHOULD GO DRINK A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP.
There's a classic song and its called Paper moon. I sang it in Karaoke, many moons ago. There's nothing like a classic song to make you feel like you "may" not be alone in the world, but you may be in the world with other souls.
In fashion today, there is an areodynamic woman skeletor runner (by the way olympics knowers: is she rolling with the dudes or WHAT?) UNDERstand???
obviously the most drama_tic moment in this sport is the "launch off the ground and land on you tummy dance" Yo I can do that dance in slo mo. Its called go to sleep under mad warm covers and sleep like peaceful lamb shishkabob and dream about uncharted territories.
_____r____o___c__k_y

fashion update...CHINA do U read me????

guess what I have a TV but its kind of lame and makes an almost imperceptiable HIGH PITCHED skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek;
I too am a follower of fashion: lOOk at this DUO from CHIna- yowZERS!!
on the other hand . I;ve been reading the news and I wonder: can people in CHINA read RANDOM SKETCHY BF DOT COM?????? did google sell us over the river and will the censors come 4 ROCky or myself??

SLush Attaque

ATTENTION All those who consider to venture 4th in New York.
Be sure to pay$$ close attention and mind the Slush Puddles. They are big, gross, deep, icey, and will surely make anything wet that was once dry. If you are (possibly pondering the recent stiles you recently saw at the olympics? _GOD I WISH I HAD A TV) and you are looking into the sky you may just STEP INTO A PUDDLE.
QUESTION: Rocky? Why all the PUDDLS what is the KAWS
ANSWER: REcord Snowfall followed by 50 degree HAWAII 5_0 weather.
I have answers.

Rocky "WOn't stop being Prolific" Dynamic

Call to Judgement: Olympic fashion season

Maybe you remember a little thing called
ROCKYS OLYMPIC FASHION STYLE SALON?
Yes well. as you may or may not know, the olympics are again on. And it is once more time to lay down my opinions that cannot and willnot be argued with. Unfortunately like i said, i don't have a tv. So I will try to go over to peoples houses to formulate my REports. I saw some speed skating the other day and a little xXxcountry skiing. not much to say there, all tight boday suits and style is relegated to maybe a headband or, well actually the most sylistic things are the expressions of participants (OLympians) who CRUSH other olympians. Well thats all the new s for today.

Quick update; no one can rock an oversize suite like BobCostas who also will never ever get older, but his suites WILL get bigger as the years go on
rocky

OK! I bought KIWIS

OK anonymous - now I know we have had our misunderstandings in the past, but I also noticed that amongst your statements of aggressive nature there was also a helping benevolent wish that you X-Tended. For those who "DON"T know what the heck I am talking about, I am respondonig to a commment on the last POSt
So I went out on a limb and I went out the the store and I bought up some KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS 3 for $1. Now I am trusting you here and I was thinking of you - whoever you are - when I was in the store and I said - ok, hopefully these KIWIS aren't poison. If they are poison I will be upset. But If they do infact benevolate my sympomatix, well, consider yourself a dear close friend Anoymous. but if these KIWIS are weirt in any way KIWIS KIWI

rocky

Health+ Is WOrld ENDING ON a bad Note or a GOod Note

Two Anecdotalz:

1. I got sick. Or I started to get sick, then I was given some good advice about certain nutrients I should injest BroCCOLLI -( fake vegetable invented by a movie producers family in the •• by the way Question DR can you get to the bottom of what went on with Broccoli. I thought it was invented in the 20th century and I believe I have been GROSSLY MISTAKEN
Lemon and Honey. Spinachio, Vitamin C, Fruit SMootchy. THese vital Elements have helped me in my quest to Squash my sickness before it is borne. B_HOLDE BBOYS!

2. and the final ingredient was ORange. I have eaten Regular and BLOODE. in the past 24 hours. As I sat near the window with the sunshining down on the magnificent orange I looked and I had this malickian moment and I was like. "What is this great beauty in nature?" my point of view was this incredible pattern that the orange fruit made, "What have we done to deserve this, these fruits and flowers of the universe.. surely or the way we treat the earth is going to destroy all that is good" And then I thought - no, we'll just destroy ourselves. and the earth will still be there, So its really more pragmatically that we should be thinking about the environment and not emotionally. Cuz I don't think the earth cares if we are here or not.
We could be on another planet = Pluto. Or the new new planet beyond pluto. PLANET ICEBALL

rocky

ageing = OVERstanding

A wise man once went on a quest across distant lands and gained greater and greater wisdom upon those he or she might meet. It might surpise some of you who know me but what I am talking about hear is 'lord of Rings' (a trilogy which I rencently watched). What brings me to this Philosophical speculation is the fact of my Day of Birth (upon us).

Not 2 Pysche you out though, what Kojak is really talking about is how sometimes you can act "not just older but wiser" (Ben Franklin, 1776(???)).FOr instance I've been more proactive:

(1) I called in sick to work TUE b/c I knew it was going to be a crappy day and I didn't want to get WET & SIK for my b'day
(2) I called that bix n'mortar news sourse "THE NY times" and told them to start devlivering my paper INSIDE my front door or I was going to cancel my subscription. They gave me a discounts $'s and I got the paper!:)!
(3) after significant RIP-OFF$ by my employer, I Submitted a request for $$ for my travels to CHI-TOWN and they came through...

...on my b-day no less : nu year = more cash flow and also OVERstanding - which is like understanding except you are also getting OVER on the system ,and over and above what you might get otherwise. SO give it a try just like an ambitious hobbit!

RSBF WILL SOLVE PROBLEMS "NO FEAR"

Okey DOKEY guys!
I totally have this ultra random prob and I need help.
My boyf's in a band (I know) and YOU know he's giggin 2 nite and like I'm too tired to go but what if he get's it on with some sketchy groupie :( !!!!!!!!!!!!
So FUCKED up
x-grrrl
==First of all XGIRL what the **BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP"" up! Yo Awesome . I was just thinking about you today cuz I continually get The RandOMEST and NICEST COMMENTS ON THAT dope Free shirt you GOT ME. OK first of all which band was that man in, feel free to contact me freely about his cuz i was also wodering that.

ANYWAY TIME TO SOLVE THE CRIME. Here are your choices::
1. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Oh, not another show BOOOOOring. I am staying home.
BF: I am gonna jook up with another girl then.
XG: OK how about this then, I rip your nuts out and put them in an orange juice grinder.

2. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Sure I am staying home, but our mutual friend____(who has more allegiance to me) is going to go with you (and report back ;)

3. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: OK baby I trust you, I just can't do it tonite but I will be with you in spirit. AND DON"T FUCK WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP

5. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Allright my hunnky stud friend is going to come over and keep me company have fun,

Option 5 is not a good idea. That will ensure trouble. But hey sometimes people want trouble. But mayve you don't. The thing is you are not obliged to go and don't go u know if you aint feeling it

rockt