RSBF WILL SOLVE PROBLEMS "NO FEAR"

Okey DOKEY guys!
I totally have this ultra random prob and I need help.
My boyf's in a band (I know) and YOU know he's giggin 2 nite and like I'm too tired to go but what if he get's it on with some sketchy groupie :( !!!!!!!!!!!!
So FUCKED up
x-grrrl
==First of all XGIRL what the **BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP"" up! Yo Awesome . I was just thinking about you today cuz I continually get The RandOMEST and NICEST COMMENTS ON THAT dope Free shirt you GOT ME. OK first of all which band was that man in, feel free to contact me freely about his cuz i was also wodering that.

ANYWAY TIME TO SOLVE THE CRIME. Here are your choices::
1. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Oh, not another show BOOOOOring. I am staying home.
BF: I am gonna jook up with another girl then.
XG: OK how about this then, I rip your nuts out and put them in an orange juice grinder.

2. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Sure I am staying home, but our mutual friend____(who has more allegiance to me) is going to go with you (and report back ;)

3. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: OK baby I trust you, I just can't do it tonite but I will be with you in spirit. AND DON"T FUCK WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP

5. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Allright my hunnky stud friend is going to come over and keep me company have fun,

Option 5 is not a good idea. That will ensure trouble. But hey sometimes people want trouble. But mayve you don't. The thing is you are not obliged to go and don't go u know if you aint feeling it

rockt