and the BEST BENCH award goes to:::

Gota tell you guys - last night, I found Brooklyn's Best, Brooklyn's Best Bench that is. Why the Best? You ask? Well, a few factors that I will now name. VIEW; LOCATION; ACTION HAPPENING IN FRONT OF BENCH; VIBE; COMFORT; PROXIMITY TO MY HOUSE; TEMPURATURE. This bench I found last night aced all of those factors. Except for comfort unfortunately. Its conveniently located here
on the SOUThEast Corner. I know that a certain Kojak and Cermak have surveyed this area, but I don't know if they have sat on this bench. Sitting there; To your extreme hairpin right- a hipster bar, located tastefull far away, they can't really see you, but you can hear some psuedo-rowdy HIjinx occasionally ensueing. Also you gaze onto the paths of two busses. To the left thru the trees a track, as in track and feild to the straight ahead if you peer hardcore you can see baseball diamond in future. Behind u, a childrens playground. A good time to go: 1230 AM. Not many people, but enough action to make it entertaining. Any ideas about parkx? Send them to me Rocky. I will be making a movie about parkx, and I will take comments about parkx
rocky