look i joined friendster a while ago at the BEHEST of a certain kojak. and it was fun, while it lasted. But they ereased the friendster site even though and look i'm even still on there. you can find my profile under ROCKY DYNAMIC PRESIDENT OF THE FREE WORLD.
but they i had to join MY"Space?????" what IS THIS???? I guess there is this "THING" its some kind of website or somehting and its called my"SPACE???" I think you can put your old music on it. Its basically like ITUNES except it require an IPOD so anyway. I'm hanging out in this MYSPACE THING and this guy asks me if I want a STARBUCK? What? I don't know if you have "Been" to starbuck, but its like face book except you need an ipod and a computer to get in.... aaaaaaaaaaanyway.
like I was saying BILL GATES tried to up the TECHNOLOGICAL ANTE by inventing somehting called FACE BOOK. What happenes is if yiou join and you get all your freinds to join then everyone gets a dollar and then once the whole counntry joins ALL that money goes into bombing the AMERICA's next top bombing site. Its a voting process where we all use "TEXT MESSAGING???"""??? I don't know what that is but maybe someone can fill me in on that. But look Just because i understand whats up with all the new "hipness" doesn't mean i am joining facebook(??? WTF???)-rockuy
I'm got so many good friends there you can become real popular everyone will know your name make you feel real good DO IT (kojak)
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ReplyDeleteHow long would it be possible to not fart?
(Question submitted by Ineed69too)
As I understand it, a captive fart can escape as soon as the person relaxes. This means that a lot of people who assiduously refrain from farting during the day do so at great length as soon as they fall asleep. Having been on a great many overnight field trips, long bus trips, and trans-Pacific flights, I can personally vouch for the fact that lots of people do fart voluminously as they doze off. So the answer to the question would be, you can refrain from farting as long as you can stay awake!
Do all people fart in their sleep?
(Question submitted by MrBlack)
I have not made a scientific study of this, but I don't think all people fart in their sleep. I think mainly those who refuse to fart when they're awake do so when dozing off. For other people, toilet training takes such a strong hold that they let nothing pass their sphincters in sleep. For these people, the gas accumulates in the night and they vent it upon awakening.