Crashes!∞§•ª!

Many people notice that I Rocky Dynamic have bee quite prolific in my writings of late. There have been good articles and bad articles., but this one folks is a real shocker: THe Article that follows is A SHOCKER.

Last night I was going to work on a project. My friend/clients were late and so I drank a beer by meself and read Sophocles, master of "Greek" Tragedy. Finally they arrived 3 hours late. By this time the time pressure was ON because, well its a time sensitive project ie being projected in (Los Angeles: the city of Angels) tomorrow night. Anyway back to the story of tragedy. Yes that's right my story ends in DISASTER. So they showed up. I set the processes which need to get started started, and then offered my friends a BEER themselves. I knew they were tired and exasperated from a dead car. So i said how about a beer and they said. OK. I went to the fridge, pulled out a beer (two actually) I also grabbed two glasses of a traditional bar type manufacture.

NOW is when the first element of disaster reigned down upon my evening. My sleeve caught the edge of a nearby wine glass, a stemless masterwork given to me by my father. The glass FELL to the floor shattering into many pieces. My friend were- how shall I say aghast? suprised. Now STAY TUNED because more classical tragedy is coming your way to a theater near you. I went behind the FRIDGE. and got out my DUSTPAN. I began to sweep the peices. I felt flustered with my recent mismanagement of nearby physical universe and wanted to "Sweep it all away". NOW YE BEHOLDST. Behind me came a crashing noise not unlike the heavenly wrath of Zeus- the layer of waste to many men. I saw a most UNLUCKY PORTENT. Ye how a long body-sized MIRROR! had slipped out from its precarious postioning of storage behind said fridge and dashed itself to many peices upon my kitchen floor. And YE imagine the surprise of my friend-clients when they heard the noises of CRASHING yet again.

Chalk it up to the wrath of THE FURIES! but now I have 7 YEARZ of bad luck which I plan to yuse to my advantage. ROKIO