scientifical forecaster discussion

Cermak and I are headed down to PDX next week so I turned to the science 2 get a scoop on the weather 
Here's what I found:


""Long term...plenty of solutions...but hard to tell which is the
correct one for the extended. After front moves across Friday...will
a broad area of low pressure sit over the Gulf of Alaska for the
weekend. System may hold up offshore...but will bring disturbances
into the Pacific northwest. Question is whether or not Sat will be dry or not.
Will go with showery pattern to continue as models still indicating
cool upper disturbance moving across region. Afterwards...may have a
break. Unfortunately...not confident on this yet...so will keep
chance of rain in for Sat night and sun...with better threat later
sun and next Monday as this low pushes into western Canada and
accompanying trough moves across Pacific northwest. Ahh...Spring. Rockey. ""
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                             NOTE AUTHOR : is this possibly a third relative in addition to Rockio?
copied and pasted by KOJAK


ps:  I like the bug dude but what if he is mistaken for rocky or kojak when walking down the street? does he deserve that star treatment just cuz he's a scientist?