3rd Movie review EVER!!!!Soylent Green is made of Peeps

Disclaimer if you don't know SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE then don't read this because it will ruin a movie I saw last night Called "Soylent Green: Made from People" Starrrrring Chas Heston. Actually it doens't ruin it because I, personally allready knew this astounding fact due to many a "POP" culture reference. So I knew that SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE. What I wanted was

THE BIG PERFORMATIVE PAYOFF! I wanted to see that man scream "Soylent green is..." etc. And he doesn't, until the end, and its not even that much of a death curdling scream as you might expect. Its more of a Whimper. Strange I thought to myself, I thought this dude was going to Bust OFff screaming the aforementioned exclamation like crazy and loud with mad emotions. But lo it seems that the subsequent performances of people making fun of him in later movies/tv shows/ etc that I have seen in fact had more emotion and horror.

Whats more is that you may not remember there are other food products in this film and it remains unclear: they may or may not be "made from people". For example Soylent Red, and then we've got a very nice soylent yellow on the menu this evening. ! NOW LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE> I know what you are thinking - its this- rocky I know you are a funny man and I appreciate your jokes about soylent green and all this variations on it but certainly I know they are SIMPLY JOKES> But FOLX::::::: That my folky friends is where you are WRONG WRONG WRONG because its not me whos being funny its the funny hollywood producers. Because ITS TRUE they have other soylents in this movie. So here are my guesses about what the other soylents are made from.

Soylent Yellow: Its made from PEE!
Soylent Brown: Its made from BROWNIES!!
Soylent Red: Its made from red apples pomegranates and acai superfood!!!
Soylent Purple: Its made from Purple dye #37!!!!
Soylent Puse: Its made from Barf!!!!!!!!
Soylent Periwinkle: Its made from SANTA CLAUS!@!!!

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