Extending the Home OUtside of the front door

ONe thing that makes a place more HOMEY is when people Set on their Porch. This gives the "Eyes on the street" and it makes sure that if and when that bad sh%$^$%t goes down then someone will see it. SEE me and KOJAK used to porch set in our college dorm and watch the hallway. But what I want to tell you about today is my new way of
X-TENDING_the HOME
The method goes like this. I get a COFFEe mug and take out. THEN i go outside of my home with this *IN home ITEM* and I take it to the nearvby coffee shop. Then I sayy

"FILL ER UP"!

and they do and usually charge me lesss (altho not today). Then I walk back with the coffee cup and it looks like I am still at home cuz I have a domestic item (((COFFFEEE CUP))). And people know:: HEY mi casa es SU casa.///.

ROCKY
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