old fashion DISS BLOG

I was on the metro (DC subway) yesterday and I was behind someone with a bag from the "ARMANI EXCHANGE." So I was like why is it called an EXCHANGE? Can you really go there with some of your own clothes and exchange them for some HAUTE COUTURE like a barter system? I think we all know the answer to that is NO(!) In fact I'm pretty sure you can't exchange anything like for example HAND CHURNED BUTTER and exchange it for clothes. The only thing you can really exchange for some ARMANI is COLD HARD CA$H so I think it is a misnomer. I bet even if you bought something and tried to take it back they would say you can only EXCHANGE it for another item of equal or lesser value and not even get your cash back. So Kojak says, if you are into exchange with your neighbor and good vibes you should stay away from ARMANI because I don;t think theyre about THAT!