A few NOTALBE EVENTS

HEY GUYS :) :*--) *:= :%
I am BAACK. Back from where????????? LET ME TELL YOU A FEW NOTABLE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE in the last few days.

First of all I saw the honorable JUDGE KOJAK at his parents house in VERMONT. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON THERE too but I WON"T MENTION HER NAME, so as to keep her IDENTITY SECRET! The basic point is we all had a great time. The highlight of the weekend was a JAM SESSION that we had on SATURDAY NITE. BLOW YOUR MIND 4 REAL. I was playing the ELECTONIC CASIO KEYBOARD. The cool thing about that keyboard is that it will take samples: as in you can talk into it and it turns your voice into AN ELECTRONIC INTSRUMENT. KOJAK was on an ELECTRONIC TOY DRUM SET. Then there was this other dude on Bongo Bongo. Finally the lady was on MARACAS!! At one point KOJAK rapped out a song about his plight of frustration with AIRPLANES. WORD!!! Once again we stuck it to the man BIGTIME. Even though our audience consisted of one solo dude who was sleeping in a sleeping back facing the other way, we still made a big impression. The lady was sitting on a box (hopefully this lady will IDENTIFY HERSELF PRETTY SOON BY WRITING A BLOG ON RSBF__--HELLOO??) and she fell thru the box because she laughed so hard about some Justin TImberlake type stylings I was doing!

OK now here is a MORE RECENT EVENT. Last nite I was riding my roomate's "chopper" style bike. I was trying to do SOME REALLY AWESOME WHEELIES FOR ALL THE YUPPIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I was pretty good at flying off the back end when I popped it up too high, and landing on the old FEET. But when I left the bar I got A LITTLE BIT AMBITIOUS. and I tried to do a cool jump off a curb in front of a group of people to SHOW OFF MY SKILLZ. Well, that was bad idea. I ate asphault in front of EVERYONE. But I didn't turn around. I just yelled out "ALL BALLS DON'T BOUNCE, AND THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'M OUT"

ROCKY