HOW NOW BROWN COW?

These days people are asking me a few things: LIKE Rocky, whats going on with things, like WHEN IS SOCIETY GIONG TO IMPROVE AND WHEN IS EVERYONE GOING TO STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL?

The answer is: I really don't know folks, and frankly I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ASKING ME, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T CLAIM TO BE SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC ROCKET SCIENTIST. I despite all the reviews I don't know all the answers, so you should just try to be aware of the subjectivity when you ask me things.

BASICALLY ITS LIKE THIS: I am never going to measure up to that lady that used to be onTV that was telling everyone's fortune. What was her name, like Clarice or something?

OK now I have a question for you. I think it is a classic question that ranks up there with any of the toughies of western civilization, like the mind/body separation or the coke vs pepsi battle. Here is the question:

Are there more fine fine fine women GOING TO spring street or COMING FROM spring street on any given week day morning?

There certainly is no dearth of cuties with booties or OF hotties with bodies in the area. I take the train in the morning if I am feeling to wussy to ride the old bike - or too scared that some dumbass driver is going to try to run me off the damn road(!). THE TRAINS ARE JUST PACKED

The ones coming are dressed for success in their finest power suits and their shorty skirts that help advance them in their various careers. The ones that are leaving are coming from their rich boyfriend's houses, wearing yesterdays clothes and looking relaxed. Maybe they are wearing the boyfriends shirt, i don't know (girls wearing their man's stuff always look great).

ITS REALLY AN INTERESTING STUDY IN DEMOGRAPHICS AND SOCIAL POLICY

ROCKY