SHHHH

Logan is back from a trip to the friendliest state in the world, the SHOW ME STATE. How friendly is the SHOW ME STATE? well, EVERYONE smiles and WAVES to each other through the shields of their automobiles, even if you are not pretty or are a STRANGER. Around town people often know who you are just because they know your PARENTS and they make SMALL CHATS, that is, asking questions but not really GETTING IT. The good people of SHOW ME LAND are also quite CERTAIN, perfectly REASSURED, that GAY PEOPLE SHALL NOT MARRY. It's not what GOD would have wanted for our nation. Even though there's already a law against it in the state, just to be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN the good people voted to make an extra precaution which we call an AMENDMENT. Perhaps there are simply many OLD PEOPLE in SHOW ME LAND? Perhaps. Is it CHRISTIAN to refuse GAY PEOPLE official UNION? What if the GAY PEOPLE are NO DIFFERENT than the little CHILDREN, dirty grubby whiny unimportanat CHILDREN, that Jesus SUFFERED to come unto him? But you have probably heard of all this. Incidentally I believe I purchased a certain BRIDAL GARMENT in SHOW ME LAND, it's true. It is white and not so different from an expensive bathrobe. Does this make me a HYPOCRITE? how do I SHOW THEM that civic laws are not RELIGIOUS COMMMANDS?
Query to ROCKY, what kind of shoes does an URBAN friendly /indelibly SHOW ME bride-to-be require? A dilemma, if there ever was one. I mean: WHITE FOOTWEAR -- how will they ever be cool enough?
There are many new STRIVERS back in my uppest west side HOOD and such people wear the darndest things to, OF ALL PLACES, the LIBRARY. I sat behind a young lady (not mystery lady, who really should walk the blocks between 103-6 more), a young reader, who in her chair, from the back, jacket slung over the chairback, appeared, wholly and completely, BLOOMING NAKED. was it one of those BABY DOLL COTTONS that everyone seems to put above their jeans? Was it a TUBE TOP? was it too HOT in the library? (no: books hate heat). if i were a male, any type, i would have a difficult time studying instead of wondering about love in the afternoon.
Last overly political question: or maybe it's a POLL: in 30 - 40 years, will we DEMAND that our PRESIDENT have SERVED IN THE IRAQ WAR and if he HAS, will we, we who now sit in offices and god knows where libraries, will we be able to accuse him of unfortunately being in NAJAF when in order to really be BRAVE, he should have been in BAGHDAD ? or maybe he drove an SUV or Convoy Truck as opposed to a HELICOPTER? and if so , does anyone know WHO THAT WILL BE?
it's a halter folks, a halter top, obscured by hair. overreaction.
--logan