TROUBLED BY INSECTS

Here's a poetic thought for the day: ever think of how insects can SYBOLIZE BOTH THE BEST AND WORST OF SUMMERTIME.
For example we have, the pleasant chirping of CRICKETS but also the irritaging buzz of the FLY.
Another thing I've noticed is the more TROPICAL it gets the more totally out of control the insects become.
A scientist might want to test this hypothesis over the whole world but I myself can tell you one thing: its way hotter than normal in Seattle this year (global warming? hello!!) and the BUGS have seen fit to start acting Iike the OWN THE PLACE!!

I was trying to have a nice hike in the FOREST yesterday and all of sudden I hear BUZZZZING all around me. Well, I was thinking of all the advise you get from people telling you to REMAIN CALM AND GO ABOUT NORMAL in this kind of insect situation. But guess what?? that advise waswrong because these WASPS or whatever the hell they were just started atteacking my legs. Once I decided calmeness wasn't gwtting me anywhere I booked it doen the trail but not before those BEASTS had STUNG me like two times on each leg.

Fastfoward to today and I'm tring to relax in the park after work but the YELLOW JACKETS are BUGGIN me like they have been all day. Again I think about all those smart alecs who say that swatting bees only makes them ANGRY. This time I'm not willing to sit back and let some bugs CRAWL ALL OVER ME for a while then STING me just for the hell of it. So, y'a know what, I took my sandel and smacked one good and it FELL TO THE GROUND. SO WHO"S ANGRY NOW???? not the yellow jacket because I hit it again and it was DEAD.

Now I am a real ANIMAL LOVER. If I see you eat veal I will look down on you forever. But the YEllow JACKET isn't even a real bee. It's not honorable: when I killed the one its friends just flew away and doesn't make HONEY I don't think. So Your best to show it what's up....

^^^^^kOjAk