BTW its CRUNCH TIME
You MAY well know taht some of the holidays are coming up and SOME HAVE ALLREADY STARTED. ARE YOU PREPARED TO HELP FUEL OUR ECONOMY??? WELL YOU BETTER BE CUZ ITS PRESENT BUYING TIME. ITS TIME TO GET YOUR BUTT OUT THE DOOR AND INTO THE (freezing) COLD AND START SPENDING THE MOTHAF**KIN CASH CUZ PEOPLE WANTS PRESENTS AND THEY WANTS THEM THIS HOLIDAY SEASON>>>>>>>>>>>>
A few gift suggestions from someone who "NOSE".
for the young OR THE YOUNG AT HEART:::: TOYZ
FOR THE OLD or the weary:::: a book or a warm balnket
FOR THat ""CRAZY OLD AUNT THAT WON"T STOP KISSING YOU??""""" a flyswatter!!!!!!!!!
4 YOUR FAMILY::::::: LOTS OF LUV __________________CAPITAL "L" "U" "V"
some people question(?) THE SYSTEM and they say Y BUY when I can show THE LOVE by making these things. Sita Pants is ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE:: you may have seen this person's HAND MADE CRAFTS adorning my head RECENTLY. and you probably complimented me on it CUZ IT RULEZ.
4 those of us WHO LIVE INSIDE OF A BIG APPLE its almost UNHEARD OF TO ""make"" prezents cuz we have so many great items at our finger tips. BUt ITS REALLY SOMTHING TO CONSIDER,,,, maybe U could take some trash and RAT SKELETONs and make a DECORATIVE BROCHE
ROCKYU
also may-B : "STOP THE VIOLENCE" & "SAVE THE CHILDREn" by (NOT BUY !!! ;) ) making a CRANE of PAPER _MACHE ..then you could give it 2 a friend and float it down a stream - like maybe the HUDSON RIVER 4 all U new yaukkazzz!!!! happychanukka!!!
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hello ***** or rocky - i think i have deduced that *****=rocky and ***** does not equal anyone else who writes on this blog. for example ***** does not equal logan. anyway, sorry for blowing your cover, so to reciprocate i will tell you that this is **********. LITTLE BLACK gave me this blog site, and i love reading it! i especially like it when you posit typical situations that everyone faces and then make comments on it - like the most annoying possible thing is to sing and make direct eye contact with someone. i also like how the blog has running themes, like the words random and sketchy. i too used to think random was the world's stupidest word but now i use it all the time. you and i don't have everything in common, though - on my blog, which is undershorts.net (on which i use a pseudonym and have no good reason for why [see below]), i always try to spell things correctly and use proper punctuation. back to the above topic - why the hell use a pseudonym? the answer is: for a veil of secrecy. ie someone can't just google you and find out all your dirt instantly. but guess what? that veil is bullshit! because anyone who actually wants dirt on you is going to spend more than a minute. in fact, i recently started profiling a 'local bogs o' the week' for the paper i work for (http://www.rftstl.com/issues/2004-12-15/news/unreal.html -- scroll to bottom), and both the ones i've done have people using pseudonyms talking trash about their employers. and guess what? i was able to find out their real identities, and employers' names, in MINUTES. (something always slips out [for example your name is connected to ******* and****** is connected to this, etc.] ). so, i didn't publish the real names, but did publish their employers' names, and both of these people MIGHT BE IN HOT WATER, because it's now all over st. louis at the same rate the village voice is all over your hood. (btw, in case you're a moral person, i didn't profile these blogs with the intention of getting people in trouble, only because their blogs are funny/obnoxious/scandalous, and, my editor's rationale is 'if it's on the net, it's fair game'). so my point is...think about why you want that veil and remember it's not a cloak or white out or a fuzz-out like they use on america's most wanted!
ReplyDeletethank you 'RANDOM AqUAINTANCE FROM THE PAST" I can assure you with the utmost of sincerity and high degrees of honesty the I, Rocky, AM NOT '*****'. Rocky is my birth name and was given unto me by my forefathers and mothers. If you wish to chek my birth certificate, you may, and you will see that my true name is Rocky Dynamic. and you will see that THERE IS NO DIRT ON ROCKY BECUZ ROCKY MAKES THE DIRT AND SHIPS IT ELSEWHRE! ¶•ÔÎϺ˜£Ωª∞
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ReplyDeletePS I heard a few a tall tales about your life and its nice to hear from you. NOW DON'T DIG ANY DEEPER BECUZ THIS GOES STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
word up! alright i remember now something of a rumor of an oft-undisclosed first name. but in my mind you'll always be that guy who plays the film director from mullholland drive, the one who got in a fight with billy ray cyrus. (i don't know why you remind me of him; maybe you once wore the same glasses. maybe you still do!)
ReplyDeleteand i just noticed the censorship. but please censor my name too! because...
ReplyDelete...the guy whose blog i wrote about just had his hard drive seized by his employers. he is surely not pleased.
can do you'll need a code name, tho
ReplyDeleteyou are asking about little black - HE NEEDS TO WRITE TO DEFEND HIS NAME??
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