Thursday, December 16, 2004

punk rock SABBATICAL!

crazy cats of the RANDOM SKETCHY sphere,

I'm back from an enlightening sabbatical with some nyc PUNK ROCKERS. what did I research during my sabbatical, do you ask? let me break it down into laymen's terms. I analyzed the SOCIO-ECONOMIC STATE of the L.E.S., the joys of ENDLESS free beer, and the ART OF CHAOS. with a focus on the last item. our chaos research included doing ROCK 'n' ROLL KICKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PACKED BAR, talking to EVERYONE on the streets about RANDOM and sometimes SKETCHY subjects, making out in bathrooms to keep the kids from doing drugs, getting $1 lapdances from EXECUTIVE PEOPLE, & knocking over TALL GLASSES OF WATER (mostly onto ourselves). I don't believe I've gotten so many DIRTY LOOKS from fellow bar-goers in one year as I did in just ONE NIGHT OF PUNK ROCK! I am at most times a polite individual, who says 'excuse me' and 'thank you' even in the rowdiest of bars. but I was there for the sake of some RADICAL REAL RESEARCH, so I did what needed to be done in the name of the RADICAL and the REAL.

RAWK!

p.s. - to the rude dude from SF: ROCKY was born ROCKY. I was there when it happened.

-intoccabile

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:34 PM

    you're rude. and i'm not from san francisco anymore.

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  2. Anonymous3:59 PM

    as you can see I have done some sensoring, and YOU MAY SAY ITS A FREE COUNTRY but its not, its run by facists, like myself. Now I don't want Anyone arguing over little trifles, Basically i feel like only big PHILOSOHPICAL AND HI_minded issues will be debated on this blog - its just a hunch, but thats what I think. Now I just have to agree with 2 thiings, intoccabile WAS there when i was born and I think B wHoff had a great come back above. and i finally want to say that just BCUZ you or any of your friends or pen pals or online chat buddies or anyone that thinks they are friends with a guy that they think IS Rocky..Just cuz you have ideas DOESN"T MEAN you know who rocky is !! and I AM TALKING ANYONE

    YOU don't! its all conjecture, Rocky could be 2000 people, or it could be a computer LIKE DEEP BLUE. or it could even be a robotic cockroach (see tantalizing hints in recent posts)

    rocky

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  3. dude formerly from SF,

    get a handle. anonymity is so yesterday.
    YOU LOOKING 2 BATTLE? MEET ME AT HIGH NOON ON HARLEM RIVER DRIVE.

    -intoccabile

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  4. morby,

    wear your gang color but no weapons.

    -intoccabile

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