Story about Care E Oak A

I was present at karoake for 3 hours and didn't manage to sing. Finally i wished to sing Puff the Magic Dragon, but I was too late and the time was finished. On the way there I saw a bum sitting with his head down and a hood over his head and a sign saying "Tell me off. $2". That as one of the saddest images ive seen. matched only by someone who wanted to sing puff the magic dragon but was cut down by the sands of time.

But those are only sad images. and as we all know images aren't reality. They are but a small facet of that which we call reality.

Rocky

genre de V

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now here's a recipe 4 relax-a-SHUN:~~~~~come home early on a SUNNY afternoon and kick life into lo gear:
just stay in the apartment w. windows open, not 2 hot and not 2 cold
reading/reclining: NYTimes articles on $400 hoodies made by pharrell - 4reallll!
COKA COLA classicness
tunes: "hallelu - JAH!!!!!" w/ congo drums
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shout out to FISHTU - also cold chillen in his bowl and sending out relaxing aquarium vibes through even w/o a filtration sytem ! (ZEN masters meditated on FISH before aquariums were even invented)

now getting it back into gear: share knowledge on RSBF w/ pirated internet from neighbor then maybe cook some GRUB and resume LIFE!

k0j@k

its 615 do you know where your kids are

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start panicking if youdon't cuz they might be scheming on devios plans to take over your household and dethrone you. Just like how i saw there were eveil triplets on supernanny last night that tried to sabotage MOM AND DAD by BEING NAUGHTY

ROKDUHYG

809 and severe accomplishment is IMMINENT

Is only 809 or actualy 810 now SHI*(T! and i am allready set my power button to accomplishment mode. I WILL SUCCEED/ I DON"T CARE ABOUT ALL THOSE THAT DOUBTED ME/ doggone it! last night i dreamed of a very very very tall tree. so tall it gave you a dizzy fit if you looked at its top. it was part of an extremely futuristic greek style scyscraper and complex in manhatn. THey were filming an underwater scene in the ground floor pavilion. COme to think of it i also dreamt that my brother did a dive off of a hundred and 50 foot metal beam into the wa†er in front of a crowd. What does that heights preoccuption mean? Who knows maybe its time to get in THE ELEVATOR OF LIFErocky.

ps this was the beginning of the day and THERE was a technical ERROR. and BOY DID THE DAY END UP DIFFERENT

439 Am Class record

I was so involved in my book that I just missed by bus stop by one whole train stop. It took me an hour to get home because obviously certain government officials find it "funny" to shut down my subway at 2am.
In othernews the Tramway in new york was malfunctionated yesterday. The newscasters said that it was 250 feet over SWIRLING WATERS of the east river. One final fantasy reality fact: the waters of both the east river ASND the Hudson flow backwards as WELL as forwards. THEY FLOW WITH THE TIDE, even many miles up or down stream depending on how much of a pessemist/optimist you are. CHEErs 2 that
rockyway

Story About SLushies that ended TODAY

Dear REdadr,

The other day I got off of work quite late in the evening. At that time all I wanted was a SMOOTHY. Because 1A: I am sick AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2B I just felt like it. So let me do a little recap on this story so far - I was working late, I got out and I wanted A SMOOTHY. I am telling you thats what I really wanted. NOT A LIE! So I looked around, but there is nary a smoothy to be found at 12am MINDNIGHT in even a city as grande and fabulous as New York CITy. Nary a smoothy to be found even though i walked to the UNION SQUARE looking for one and Ye even though there was an icecream shop open at that time, and ye though they had signs SAYING they would have smoothies NO. The smoothy operation had been shut down. So back to brooklyn i went with a hope in my heart that the YOUNGER HIPPER icecream store might still be able to make a smoothy at 12am midnithgt. BUT LO even the youn hip smoothies were out of commission. So I went home BROKEN HEARTED. Then let me tell you the twinkle: I checked my mail (DON"T ASK ME WHY I CHECKED MY MAIL AT 12AM MINDNTI I JUST DID) and lo and behold there was a COUPON from jamba Juice for ONE FREE SMOOTIY. I SHIT YOU NOT. Truth is often stranger than fiction and in this scenario YES. ANy way i just went ther and cashed in on a BIG 6 dollar Smoothy FOR FREE. now i hope the fruit goes to my immuanls and i of henceforth riddance of sickness
rocky

reflections on the season by sir kojak wordsmith

'PINK don't blink' /
is all I could think /
while under cherry trees /
chillin' like kool breeze /
nature's comin back strong
this time of year /
a girl wears all-pink
fly sweat suit GEAR /

IT Was HURTING my eyes

problems with communication.

1. Cell phone: every time it gets to me 'that time of the month' when its time to pay the cellphone bill? They try to play trix on me. I thought it was coicndience. But, no, not concieicntce. Last month- my cell phone RANDOMLY turns off SEVERAL times near that time of the month. Controllers in the cell phone office laugh their heads off. This month. I have message that says MESsages are full when- No messages - no voice messages, no text messages. now i admit that i have not paid my bill, but certainly don't admit that its right for bored cell phone corporate suits to play with my sanity at the touch of a button. Not COOL or cool? NOT COOL

2. Mail mox or box. Can't find em? ever had a postcard that was burning a hole in your bag. then you realized HEY I have all the right accoutriments and materials to ACTUALLY SEND THIS POSTCARD RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT ANYMORE! But then its like - Wait! Hey dude> UH no post boxes no where. ONLY fake postal route drop boxes with no entrance way for letter. in other words FAKE MIRAGES.

TRYINNG TO SEND THE MESSAGE IN 20067_ NOt as easy as you thought. Trendy FOOL!
rCky