New Yorkers are Ganging Up On ME

I try to keep up with "THE NEW YORKER" not like to keep up with the Joneses. But the actual magazine THE NEW YORKER. they are stacking up on me like pile of toads from biblical proportionate times. No sooner to I look at the opening section and realize the """CURRENT EVENTS"""" looked cool but are long gone than i realized there are 2 more new yorkers in my mailbox. This is what I call Inundation of biblical proportionates. Much like the Grasshoppers of days of yore. REMEBER! there was a swarm of LITRALLY TRILLIONS of ye grasshoppers that crossed the united states in the late 1800s and caused wreaks of havoc.
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goodbye
rokcy