so I've been reading this great new book about ridic-U-los all the food we eat really is...basically most everything is just RECOMBOBULTED lo-grade corn from IOWA melted down in one huge factory .
Except for "ORGANIC" is maybe a little better...."MAYBE!" A lot of it is actually just fancy packages with nice stories.
For example here's one that might shock n/ amaze:
"Hi i'm a free range chicken and I had a good life before I you bought me. You can even call me by name, it's Rocky." (gasp)
That would be really scary if it were not TOTALLY MADE UP - not by me but by the corporate execs making $$. You see there are 1000's of chickens with that same name and they never actually go outside. Supposedly they could but they are engineered to be too dumbe to even try!!!
This is not a metaphor about the real rocky. It doesn;t relate to him at all. The whole point is that it is a FAKE_ASS coincidence!!
-kojak
kojak. YES the Rocky Chicken Story is real sad and emotional but didn't anyopne teach you not to BITE (i.e., diss!) the hand that feeds you? Especially if it's a so-called "LO-GRADE" product from IowA!?>!!
ReplyDeletei'm not saying all Iowa products are lo-grade(..especially not the LADYS !!!!)
ReplyDeleteI once got a nice pepper form a man named scott johnson
are chickens make from reconstituted corms?
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I know organic means they have a least one door to chicken coop
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PS i was reading werner herzog and he said chickens are the most terrifying animal because of their absolute stupidity I quote
ReplyDelete"They are the most horrifying, cannabalistic and nightmarish creatures in this world"
i think i know what he is going to eat tonite
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