Even more Food poses caused even more problems in past

A few nights ago i was reminded by a an oldcoworker that I may have lost an old job by not pretending to be busy. He said the deciding moment was when I went around the office asking what everyone's favorite chicken recipe was instead of working. I thought these recipes were gone, but LO they were hidden on my computer. Without further ado, let me make published the chicken recipes that supposedly started my fall from grace in the television commercial world.-rocky dynamic ps the actual leaving of the company was for the sake of the record in accordance with my desire, thank you (please ignore spelling mistakes and remember the democratic ideals of the fonetik advokat)
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christian's mormon chicken burial

Dig a pit at least 1ft deep and 10 feet in circumfrence. and light a big fire with enough wood to fill with ash

when i was 14 years old i went on a pioneer trek (a reenactment of teh mormon pioneers trek ww) we killed a chicken. I was blindfolded to make the game more fun. Then eferyone stood in a circle and 3 chickens were released in the circle and then I had to use the guidance of my friends voices to find the chicken. With cunning skill and mongoose like refleces i cought the chicken and was then i was allowed to take off my blindfold. we then cut the chicken's head off on a chopping block with an axe. and hung it upside down to let the blood drain out, stuck a coat hanger attached to a heavy brick in its neck and dropped the brick to get its guts out. then plucked its feathers immediately, while still warm.

cooking:
Put a lot of clothes on to protect from heat of hot ash pit (long sleave, bandana over face). Next dig out one foot hole in ashes big enough to fit whole chicken (take care not to catch fire). Wrap the chicken in 3 to 4 layers of tinfoil (note: even though early settlers didn't have tinfoil we include this so you can try it at home). Then wrap in a sack, like an old wheat sack for sack races, a potato sack. put in the some herbs like pine needles and grass before you wrap it (optional). Cook until finished - probably a few hours. Check every hour. Take out and add salt and eat with hands for the real Mormon pioneer experience.
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Frowein's Curry
chicken masssamna curry
boil potatoes
Curry powder potatoes onions peanuts tamarind paste
fry onions glazed garlic in with onions. chicken in with that
then add boiled potato
vinegar at end.
saffron optional with cream..
then cream base or tomato base pureed,
add curry powder, add tamarind, add crushed peanuts.
all onto rice..

last time made in 1988
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chicken a la scott
george forman grill
boneless grill strate up 7 minutes.
put in fridge for at least an hour
sandwich wheat helmans, (lettecuce and tomato) Salt and pepper more pepper.

dave reynold's korean sesame chicken
1st put slcied chicken breatsts in thin strips mix
with regular suger and let sit for and hour
while sittn chop up the scasllinos and ginger and
chili oilo soy sauce red peper flakes and sesame seads
and ses oil marinate the chicken for another longer
better
Then:
simmer for 40 minutes in a cup of water in acovered
pot, ddon't let all evaportae LOW HEAT.
eat with rice COMMON SENSE PROPORTIONA
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MARC's chicken "gertrude"
barbacue chicken
heat grill and slow cook chicken on indirct heat
then wehn almost done...... get the biggest stainless
steel bowl
3. fill with barbacue sauce put chix in bowl with
sauce and toss around
back on the grill.
BBQ sauce no discrimination
or homeade:: honey, ketchup, and hotsauce
repeat step 3 if necessary

chicken fajitas::::
chicken breat boneless chix breast filets - super hot,
but don't cook all the way thru. then slice em up. pu
ton side
get big fry pan that you don't care about put green
pepper and onionis, sliced generously. til charlemlized
and then chickjen back in the pot. black beans (on
side) tortillas.

easy whole chix with butter and rosemary under skin in
oven
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erin's faux chicken:
chick'n patties in toaster oven, maynaise on a bun
lettuce, whole weat bun REAL mayonaise not lowfat.
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Matt's "can Cook" chicken
individual chix peices roll or shmear in butter and
rosemary, maek the paste first
on the gril (arhtur bryants) BBQ sauce while its
griling brush it on.
serve with a little BBQ sauce on the side.
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DREW>>
A. Sherman's Rock em sock em chicken PAella
rice, cook chicken in oil in fry pan, b=myabe bacon
fat or butter, fry on pan til no pink, throw in with
the both.
But chix stock and couple cups water depenc on rice
saffron bay leaf. and add rice in pan and red pepper
oinions tomatoes, parlesy dill, salt peper, cayenne
45 minutres. OR SHRIMP maybe sausage.

the summertine slamjam beercan up the ass chicken
other known as sittin pretty chicken
take a whole chick jam can of bud up the ass of chick
open can on grill cook 2 hours. (sit the chicken
sitting up )