God's Direct Contact:::::

While wandering streets near my univeristy I met a lady who handed me a brix n'mortar invitation to a special piece of cyberspce: GODS DIRECT CONTACT

here's a glimpse of what you might find:

Q: She would like You to explain the composition and the real
principle of this method

M: Okay, actually there is no written method, but there is a so-called
method, because at the time of initiation, the so-called teacher or
friend can help the people interested to know the Truth, open their
own inner power to recognize their own Buddha nature. And this method
is not a verbal one, it will be transmitted in silence. But then when
it is done, the interested seeker will have realized a part of their
enlightenment.

************ http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/doggie/ ****

dentist of a foreign land and other mistakes

Hi.
I went to the dentist. And guess what I went to the dentist that has a shack only just down the block from my house. Is this the smartest? I don't know, It wasn't given through a personal reccomendation. But i think they knew what they were doing. that is i think they knew what they were doing....
The other shaky decision I made was to eat uncooked pork. In sausage form. UNFORCH i forgot my command of looking and reading and just ate this raw meat. Mind you it said on the label COOK THOROUGHLY for FEAR OF LIVE BACTERIA. and i ate it happily like raw cooky doughie. I never got sick though. thanks to all that is holy and SACRED.

rocky

what have i been doing this past week?

What have I been doing? I don't know. I haven't been "WORKING"
what have I been doing? I don't know. I gaven't been "WORKING"
what have I been doing? I don't kgow. I haven't been "WORKIGG"
what have g been doing? I don'g kggw. I haven'g beeg "GORKING"
what havg g geeg dging? I dog'g gggw. G haveg'g gegg "GORGGIG"
ghag gagg g gggg ggigg? G ggg'g gggg. G gggeg'g gggg "GORGGGG"
gggg gfffffffffffffff-r

free range rocky

so I've been reading this great new book about ridic-U-los all the food we eat really is...basically most everything is just RECOMBOBULTED lo-grade corn from IOWA melted down in one huge factory .

Except for "ORGANIC" is maybe a little better...."MAYBE!" A lot of it is actually just fancy packages with nice stories.
For example here's one that might shock n/ amaze:

"Hi i'm a free range chicken and I had a good life before I you bought me. You can even call me by name, it's Rocky." (gasp)

That would be really scary if it were not TOTALLY MADE UP - not by me but by the corporate execs making $$. You see there are 1000's of chickens with that same name and they never actually go outside. Supposedly they could but they are engineered to be too dumbe to even try!!!

This is not a metaphor about the real rocky. It doesn;t relate to him at all. The whole point is that it is a FAKE_ASS coincidence!!

-kojak

New Yorkers are Ganging Up On ME

I try to keep up with "THE NEW YORKER" not like to keep up with the Joneses. But the actual magazine THE NEW YORKER. they are stacking up on me like pile of toads from biblical proportionate times. No sooner to I look at the opening section and realize the """CURRENT EVENTS"""" looked cool but are long gone than i realized there are 2 more new yorkers in my mailbox. This is what I call Inundation of biblical proportionates. Much like the Grasshoppers of days of yore. REMEBER! there was a swarm of LITRALLY TRILLIONS of ye grasshoppers that crossed the united states in the late 1800s and caused wreaks of havoc.
2 links of interest
here
this
and
goodbye
rokcy