Shout out to 3rd Rail

For People who know: KOJAK and ROCKY used to listen to rap music djs on the radio station in CHI • TOWN and religiously tape the shows, then filter down the best songs onto select, and choice mixed tapes.

one of the djs was called 3rd rail. after seeing this sign (IN PERSON and taking picture with CELLL PHONE) I did a couple seconds of googling research and it turns out 3rd rail quit WNUR and became a guardian angel. Its hard to say if this was good choice.

ROCKY

question I recieved from a fan

begin forwarded SMS message:

Hello kojak :) When is the RSBFart smart phone app coming out? I NEED IT!


end forwarded message

the truth hurts, apps kill, so where is the RSBFart truth killer app????

sparkles

i don't usually post too muchfrom work. but i got this in an email and it seems to fit our agenda

Pretty sure ___ROCKY___ and I found an alt last week but here are gfx ideas for covering it too:

1) Gold Sparkles
2) Gold Medal
3) Feathers
4) The word FIERCE in sparkles
5) Stars/sparkles
6) Snowflakes, or one big sparkly one

First post from phone!!!

Hello this is kojAk. I got a smart phone now. Finally!! It is the most famous smart phone of All...:) all my blogs Will now be on ph free range styles ( for example tjhis one is indeed done on a -phone)

TRYING to decide if i like the new "old" theme

at first it was really getting my gut. But now I am not sure......
The other layout seemed perhaps more expansive..
HMMM!!
THE QUESTIONS OF LIFe!!!!!!!

rocky ray jones

BADDDD AAAAASSS§¶•ª¨¥∫˜∞SSSSSS knife slicer

Have you ever seen a bad a*&*()(^&%$s knife like this? We invested in a knife of NIKIRI style (THIS EXACT MODEL TO BE PRECISE) because in our household there is no need to slice animal meat from dead bonez. Hence all we need is chopping precision and this Freaking thing is The Bomb Dogity. It costed many US $$dollars. However It will last for at least one of many karma lives.

For all the web users out there that were wondering about my HAIRSYtyle these days it is in the manner of a samurai and now I hve the ninjistu knife to prove it.

WATCH OUT VEGGIES! you will be cleanly and properly dealth with. With the minimum of effort and maximum of performance in tools

ROCKY "hai"!!! Dynamic

PS i found a way to take it back to the old school! with the stylez of the blog. THIS IS THE an old classic shout out to the days of yore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OLDEST BLOG ON THE INTERNET

the faceb**k movie

I just a saw a film about what can go wrong while you conquer the internet. A couple key lessons learned where that ads are not cool and that you should always stay true to your founding parters. For example I kojak would never sell rocky down the river for more fame or fortune and that is what makes this blog great. Also the founders of this blog at least try not be total jerks to girls women and everyone else and that might set us apart from the rest. And we met at a different university not HARVARD

it snowed

in case you have not been following other news sources I would like to state for the record that :

IT SNOWED IN SEATTLE BEFORE THANKSGIVING - minor chaos ensued.....kojak

official rsbf tshirt designs

ok this needs some work, but its a start for merchandizing and MILKING THIS CASH COW. rsbffffffffart

rocky

"reading room" now officially an ANACHRONISM

I'm chillin right now in one of my fave workplaces: The CEntral Public Library "Reading Room." By fave I mean it has some good quality's but by no means perfect. Contrary to the name it is not quiet and almost no one is reading a book. There is a lot of laptops, conversations (cell phoney and otherwise), and youtubes. kind of sad if you are the SENTIMENTAL QUIET TYPE... Maybe its because Seattle is a new town without the grand traditions of an NYC library or a Parisian biblioteca. But maybe it is the same there now too???????????????kojak

Nanook of the NORTH

I am thinking about watching Nanook of the North. I WONDERR if I SHOULD I DO IT?
expecially cuz its been sitting here for like 2 months and my Netfliix accnt in probably Stalled THE hel out! Yes maybe I will watch it

the importance of glasses

CAN HARDLY BE OVERSTATED as we all know....

Northwestern

I visited the Northwest again and it was a success. I got to see the Honorable Judge Kojak and Cermak (other people from this blog if you didnt know). We had a summit meeting at the headquarters of Microsoft and entertained Bill Gates puny attempts to buy Rsbfart outright. HA. Think Again if you think ANY and I repeat ANY amount of
$$$$
can purchase web Magic like this. Thnk again!!!!!!!!!! WITH YOUR BRAIN THIS TIME,,,, DUH
Rocky

seen on a hat...

...these words which tested my skills de espanol:
"yo no como huevos de tortuga"
the guy with this outstanding hat was also carrying this on his lap:
a globe
let his global awareness be a model for all

kojak

I just DIDN"T tip my coffee barista and I feel ok about it

I have wondred b4. WHy do certain places get tips and certain places DO NOT get tips. and I am also wondering: SHould I tip people that LOOK LIKE ME or people who DON"T LOOK LIKE ME, ie demographically should I make considerations. Or avoid them. Sometimes I feel like coffee baristas are going to SNOOT DOWN THEIR NOSE IF THEY DON"T GET TIPPED BY ME. and I say. It wasn't so hard for you to poor this drink. I do harder work sometimes for no tips. like moving soil into people's houses. AH I can always fall back on that soil moving work to prove I do have a relationship with the Brix and Mortarz. PS A presentation that might be of interest to a certain man whose name starts with KO and ends wit Jack

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OK here;s somthing I can't resist

it's the weekend and time to get back to the love: bloggging!!

That thing I can't resist is: DUELING SALSAS!

as seen on a menu...you just have to order it!!!

~kojak back on the attack and never wack~

MIANTANANCE POSTING

I am posting because I DO NOT WANT THIS BLOG TO DIE. even though i have spent too much time on computer and must go away. I will POST. HERE . Yesterday I got 3 NEW TEKNICAL gadgets, for those who thought I was falling off and becoming TECH-Illitereate. I got a KINDLE and you may think its for nerds, but its cool. I can take it to the park and read it. I also got a web cam incase anyone wants to see the REAL ROCKY in the face!!!!

PEACE!

R

ANSOM
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Today I was a FLOWER delivery man. I went to
1 MIDTOWN MANHATTAN
2. Williamsburg del norte
3. Prospect Park

rOCKY THE blogggerbrbrr

remeber blogging?

People used to write a few paragraphs maybe add in a picture or even run some SPell czech and do that all for the readers. Nowadays there is just too much electronic communication so most people can't even be bothered with more than a HYPERLINK + a handful of text characters. For example if you wanted to diss someone you might explain why but nowadays you might just tweet"you suck" at someone. Same goes for me - too much time on computador sucking the creativity...that's all for now. See my status update for the real info............kojak

And the Culprit was....... Lemon Verbena

You Remember How There Was A Problem A Few Weeks Ago With My Pans? Each One Had Smelled Like CILANTRO?! a stench beyond Comparison. So after much detective work the answer was not figured out. And the problem persisted. Even to the point of me having to throw out One special pan. A pan my Grandma gave me that Has an extra large Side on it FOR FLIPPIN SH*T. Here is a vital clue if you would like to play SLEUTH-HOUND. The stench was present on frying pans and sometimes even on Sauce pans..... HOWEVER it was not on our one CAst Iron Pan.

Hmmm! now why not?

Give up?
Because you don't WASH THE CAST IRON pan with soap. And Behold the new soap contains a Lemon and Verbena fragrance that UPON CLOSER SMellification is the CULPRIT. HA! mystery solved and next time. Not Lemon Verbena soap, because Hey thats weird that it makes pans smell wackly and like Coriander-cilantro nastiness
Rocky

food chains.......

here is some real (as always on this BLOG) photographic evidence from an adveture. Can you spot the life? We went camping at a so called "hiker-biker-kayaker" site and it was hard work although some young kids made the trek too. THere was one young guy riding the mini-bike add on trailer thing behind his Dad. It was called the AFTERBURNER which means he could throw down some mad power for a 5 year old. He also shared some knowledge with us about "FOOD CHAINS" "THE ORCA EATS THE SEALS THE SEALS EAT THE FISH AND THE FISH JUMPS IN THE AIR" We observed all of these creatures in fact. His philosophy was mad deep. He ran out of the tent in the morning toward the bathroom with these words: "GOT A GO GOT A GO GOT A GO GOT GO...."

by kojak

RAge turns to peaceful tranQUILity

Time 4 a new BLOG POST!!!*#&%)!~new
Last night I had an EMERGENCY . I have been working on an EDIT with an artist of high caliber, which i have enjoyed however, last night the SHIZNOIch hit the fan. It was a major deadline and Well, the details of what technilogically happened OR DIDN"T HAPPEN might be boring and leave your Bored. SUffice it to say I had to work til 4AM and that was WAK. But! however it gave me a new reason to sleep later and really enjoy my day off which is today and I am in a great mood today after being in a deep dark and stormy (RAGING STORM) mood last night. Ahh the Balance of Emotions ROCkY

Random Sketchy Brainfart School of Urban Planning and Park design

As instructed by Kojak, master of geographical knowledge I have been reading Jane Jacobs 'Life and Death of American Cities. Here is a quote about washington square parks empty central waterfountain

"In effect, this is a circular arena, a theater in the round, and that is how it is used, with complete confusion as to who are spectators and who are the show. Everybody is both, although some are more so... for neighborhood parks, the finest centers are stage settings for people".

this says something about my interests in parks. Now I am wondering, and perhaps Kojak can answer this message- who is the person who recently dissed Jane Jacobs and on what grounds?

i think i'm solving CRIMES!

so i may have filled you in a bit on my new job option. It is about NEIGHBORHOODS my specialty but not being the one in control it not always easy to follow through the calculaltions. For example priorities...what is important can be hard to categorize. ANd i always have my own idea but not always how to express them....

Coriander Stench and Taste

Recently a freaky and possibly evil phenomenon happened at our house. A dish was cooked in a frying pan, in fact in both of our frying pans. and The ingredients were Pioppini Mushrooms and Kale. The funny thing Started the next morning. I cooked an omellet in the pan (AFTER WASHING) and a freaky and evil smell came out. To me this smell is that of ANTS- the insects-ants. but it also is the strong smell of coriander. A quick disclaimer and another development in the narrative: We have just brought home 2(two) coriander plants. That smell exactly like the smell I am describing. SOunds like an easy answer right? Im just smelling the plants. BUT WRONG. because the smell SPECIFICALLY EMANATES FROM BOTH frying pans while in use. EVEN After washing multiple times... I am telling you it is a MAJOR mystery. and it freaks me out because in addition to smelling like ANTS, I also think that coriander smells like POISOUNOUS CHEMICALS :(--------- rocki.

ps: the question is: IS THIS an evil spirit or ghost? or chemicals

PPS more elements to the MYSTERy. This smell keeps coming from dishes that are cooked in the pan- including infesting a new pasta dish several days later.

PPPS: NO CORRIANDER WAS USED IN THE FRYING PROCESS: LET ME REPEAT NO CORRIANDER WAS USED IN THE FRYING PROCESS

HIGH TREASON

just got back from my east coast SOJOURN with the last stop being BEANTOWN. There was a lot of history there for example the REAL T PARTY, Those guys were actually really cool when you think about it. Check out the third case evidenced here in my primary graveyard research :->
These guys called out the high treason and had high quality pamplets kinda like blogs
kojak

Cheap Marketing devices

Im here to complain, Again. This time its what I saw at the local weekly GREENMARKET. There was a corporate art project. I think that in itself sounds kind of WACKED, but I'll tell you more. Some of you may know that I am interested in "participatory" art works. And these days, this kind of thing is all of the rage in art worlds. ANyway there is a new american apparel kind of of rip off company. I can't even find them online, but they looked young and hip. and they have this project where you are supposed to write something on a sticker, then they stick the sticker on a barrell and send the the barrell to BP (british PeRROLeum). Its supposed to be a message. BUT THIS IS what I have to say.

How EASY is it to get people to "Participate" in this so called political action, when you are taking aim at SUCH an easy target,- ULTRA liberal williamsburg AT THE FREAKING Greenmarket. Wow folks, people are really "Feeling" your awesome corporate ethics that you have aligned to so easily build consensus. PLUS they ask for you email, OF COURSE you are going to be getting Stupid ass updates about this Waste of Paper, stupid project. WHY not do somehting useful instead of trying to make some dumb symbol that we all allready agree on and then stealing it and putting your name on it and trying to take credit for being and activist. CHUUMP moves

Rocky

Skills of the Cats or Of the Catskills

REcently (EARLIER THIS WEEK!!! :) Me and woman went up to upstate. Two articles I would like to mention breifly: 1 At a very large waterfall that was TREACHEROUS and PRECAROIUS to climb and not legally recommended, but commonly attempted we split ways. I went to quest up to the top of the Dangerous and slippery deadly rock face, and Woman stayed. So I reached the top with the help advice of some locals who told me a good route behind the waterfall. I got up to the top of the cliff waterfall and Made EYE CONTACT with my partner. We waved. It was cool. Then I signalled to her "OK I AM COMING DOWN NOW" and this was interpreted as "COME UP HERE IT IS BEAUTIFUL". So that was where the confusions started. I made my way down and after a scary journey. She was gone. WHAT?!?!?!?! where was she. I asked all the people around and learned that she had gone up. A few minutes later my mind was blown when some people pointed her out at the opposite side of the cliff on the waterfall. It was like a Strange Dream I tell you. Luckily the local heros guided her down the mountain via a safe route. Apparently she scrambled up the rock face as fast as anyone ever had on the way up.

The other story is we saw a bear. not much explanation needed. It was a cub and during the day on a hike!
ROKCYYCYCPO

weekEND at the park

Here is something emotional for your MONDAY:)it was a great weekend at the park....I got some funny sunburn because my shirt on/ shirt off tactic were slightly flawed. A NICE RED STRIPE DOWN THE MIDDLE.

And here is something else. A man in a speedo blowing BUBBLES and attracting all the kids. Is that SKETCHY? sounds like it but I don't actually think so....kojak

apartment life revisited.....

remember the 10 PLAGUES OF APARTMENT LIFE?

Well it's not that bad at the moment but I have two sick/wounded companions, 1 feline 1 human. The feline is stuck in a Cone Head again as you have seen on this blog before and this time there is also a RUNNY NOSE and stitches.......the human lady also has a runny nose and luckily no stitches but unluckily a bad cough. OK it is really a struggle around here I'm going to head out and get a beer and hope everything magically improves....kojak

miniature terrainiums

WHAT A GOOD IDEA!

Ridiculous Shorts Adventure

Yesterday the Temperature here in New York City. was OVER 90 degrees. I realized I didn't really have a viable pair of shorts. So off I went to BIG Ds to buy some. It is a huge cheap cheap cheap junk 99cent type of dept store. I found some shorts that had a pattern that I liked. I took them up to the counter and said
"Can I try these on?"
and she was like "?"
and I was like "Is there a dressing room?"
and she was took the shorts and started ringing me up.
So I got home and tried the shorts on and THEY WAS TOO TIGHT AROUND THE WAIST.
DAY #2
I went back to the store and said, can I return and get a new size
YES she said. So I got the 34 inches waist version of the shorts. NOW i knew I was going to have to "MODIFY" these shorts at home becuz they were way WAY LONG and "G"ed out. BUt I figured HEY +++ no problem. I just need to make them SHORTER. so I get to cuttin. then I realized YIKES these shorts are the right length now but peoples are going to see right up Me crotch cuz theys is so big. I tried to sew the pants legs a TIghter,. It seemed I was getting so close to perfections. PERHAPS TOO CLOSE for when I tried them on? It looked like a huge diaper. Or a bag on my rear. which you can see here. Needless to say these shorts are not going to be worn and they are destroyed :( :( :(:(:(:(:(
rky

SPYTECH - > neighbors

In a new TV series for the fall season KOJAK AND CERMAK star as CSI/Bones styles investigative team (with chemistry and pizazz) uncovering information about neighbors. ROCKY is our bi-coastal remote correspondent.

For example we recently figured out that our across the street neighbors BROKE-UP!! One girl moved out and there is already a new one moved in - EX GIRL to the NEXT GIRL - scandal!

We also saw one of our block's infamous resident SMOKERS about a mile way waiting for a bus. What was he doing there? No one knows. CLIFFHANGER!...!

a dog they call "MAGIC"

they say it takes a village to raise up a young one and I think this applies to ANIMALS as well as children. There are some limits though like when people don't appreciate the fact that you really have to look after your own like in the CAFE where I am currently working and someone just let there kid run around chasing a ball . People where annoyed and noone really cared when the kid ran into a chair and fell down CRYING. Let me now introduce you to a dog called MAGIC...the last time ROCKY visited me (KOJAK) we were walking through my 'hood and saw a jaunty young dog looking lost. We COLLARED him and luckily called the phone # for his owner. The dog was reunited - end of story. Except me and me companion met up with MAGIC AGAIN yesterday LOOSE / LOST in the same spot. We called the number and the owner wasn't even surprised or overly appreciative. And plus the dog started to DO A NUMBER 2 while I was holding him! Next time demand a REWARD?

PDX

Hi Everybody! I am in PDX otherwise nown as PORTLAND-X. I will tell you one experience. I walked from the SE quadrant to the Downton. It was aprox 5-6 mile. on the way i stopped and hiked on MOUNT TAAAAAAAAAAAAABOR. which I think Kojak and Cermak (OTHER WRITERS ON THIS BLOG) toured me on some years ago. Now anyway!!! I brought the Binocularsss and ran into a Master Birdwatcher. I luckily ran into him at a location called FLYCATCHERS CORNER. Now to my interest He pointed out many a "Life" Bird to me for example PACIFIC SLOPE and Hammonds FLycatcherss and what do you know i saw them. He tol;d me that he had been going to that same spot and sitting under a tree and just wating and WATCHING for the birds EVERY DAY THAT WEEK except for 1. and I was like "cool" and then I left and of course he STayed at FLYCATHCERS CORNER so he could continue his personal Quest and I coudl COntineuy MIne. ROcky .

well liked?

NO I will not beat the dead horse on the subject of F'book...I'm not worried about our "likes" anymore because I received notice from many of our realest fans that they don't even use that version of cyberspace and prefer to keep it real with this original site that GUARANTEES PRIVACY AND CONFIDENTIALITY in addition to the truth...

On that subject, my personal confidentiality was getting low b'cuz of PURSUING JOB$$...
If you want a real deal professional all-star job you really have to act like you will be the BESTEST FRIEND (BF) of that organization or persona and that can be a bit like reality tv AKA PHONY....It seemed like noone returned my emails so I was like what I am not well liked enough for y'all? Or maybe haven't flattered enough of my own EGO and other's (super?)Ego? But then i got a nice email so its all good for time being...............................................kojak

A random Time of Life

I spend a lot of time reading these days,as my thirst for the written word of Knowledge has not yet been quEnched. The weather is gorgious so I go to my park across my street and Read or I read indoors. I also bought a new book called Alexander and the Windup Mouse for a friend and this is so amazing you should read it if you haven't. ANyway the thing I read in un otro (another for all of you non spanish speakers!!!!!!!:) ) book is about rituals and magic forces in "primitive" societies. One of the things that happens in one of the societies described is just so: A Harmful force is emanating out of the forest. It is the product of a an evil soreceror that you can't see. So the solution is that the tribe picks out a "SIMPLETON" and sends him into the BUSH and he wanders incoherently. During is aimless wanderings in which he has become unhinged from society . and if he returns alive he has inadvertantly destroyed the curse.and he attains magic powers from NATURES
ROCKyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,:) :) :)

Can this "RANDOM" blog get more "LIKES" than GOLDMAN SACKS??

At last count these CORPORATE VILLIANS have 227 LIKES on the FB!

Rocky and Kojak have been honorably telling the TRUTH , whole truth and nothing but for 6 years and we only have 16 :( ! Come on y'all...............................................

If you would like to know more about our stance on corporate "blogs" and "likes" please see the following archival JEWEL

Natures infinite LOOP

The other day I went to a plant Nursery with my woman-friend. Here we saw many beutiful species of plants. They were simply gorgeous. At the start they had this kind of experimental/reject room with many strange cacti and euphorbia that might look DERANGED to the unaccompanied EYE. Classification is something that many people that want to be involved with "nature" do. Classification is deemed to be NOT DESTRUCTATORY. My question for the panel and our NEW FACE BOOK FANS___what!! is what other ways are there to INTERFACE with nature.

Now I have a special Palindromic TREAT
BrainFart Nowon Facebook or
BF now on FB
tryit forwards, try it backgwards. It works BOTH WAYZZZZZZZ
rocky

LOL CAT

"""Where U stash the money??"""

Explanation for this photo:

1. shameless exploitation of CUTE animal to gain more facebook "LIKES"

2. somebody soaked my wallet with a hose and I HAD TO DRY OUT ALL my ca$h money near the radiator pole in the bathroom. THis attracted my lil lol cat who likes warm places and paper (money).

3. a lot of things have gotten wet this week. Including my lady friend's telephone which fell in a TELETOILET recently but is recovering quite nicely

KOJAK (all of the above)

SPECIAL DEDICATION TO OUR 12 SUPERFANS

congratulations you are one of the first to sign up for the new f*book fan club of RSBF. You will be able to tell your grandchildren about this when in the future the population of the earth is 99,000,000,000 and RSBF has a achieved 10 million (OR MORE) fans.

let me take this moment to address some fan mail:

1st off: "Dear, RSBF why don't you post lots of stuff everyday?" A: It is baseball season now so let me use a metaphor...Rocky and Kojak are the veteran pinch hitters in this league. We come in the bottom of ninth and literally knock it out of the park. In the meantime you can review our past glories on espn classic (eg the archives for 2004 ).

And from Cermak RE:DINOSAURS . Tough question. I'm not even sure there is a scientific consensus that dinosaurs were real. They may actually be birds and we don't even know what color they were. I will leave that for the readers to discuss in the comments and fan pages...
(KOJAK)

Feedback Loop

Can we get 10 million people to befriend this blog?

Dear longtime "fans" of this blog,
You now have the opportunity to officially pledge your support on the facebook.

86 Degrees of heat

They turned on the heat knob today and boy did it ever pump up. I walked through my old neighborhood quadrant and I noticed my old laundromat lady at the laundromat, so I talked to her and she she's not ready for summer. Mean Niether. I just want it to be cold cold cold. She also said she likes the colors of all the fish in the ocean and that those fish are calming to her. I also have to agree with that. She also said its cheaper to live in QNS than in brooklyn. Also she said it is better to fix your washing machines than to get a special repair man because they rip you off. And Finally we agreed that while it is nice to hang your clothes out to dry on a real laundry line, usually we are too lazy to do that. But the mechanical dryer damages clothes and a laundry line makes them REAL FRESH! if you want to take the time

Rocky

dinner included okras

I have a new all-time favorite restaurant of all time...first off appearances: it is disguised as a convenience store and shares the name of a major corporate establishment (ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT IF FACT THAT ESTABLISHMENT)
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the food in fact features DOSAS organized into the categories : VEGAN, NON-VEGAN, NON-VEGETARIAN. I went for the first category and it was amazing!!! For those non-vegs out there the menu promised "goat dosa (bone-in)" . That may also be good for some but for me the spices and cilantroes and tomatoes and lentils were plenty good enough! (kojak)

Bloggers think you are cool?

I recently went to a meeting about coyotes. and there was one guy who has been following a coyote in Central park. so I wanted to talk to him, because I am doing an art project about coyotes. I mean come on. I think I have showed a good deal of dedication to this animal. ANYWAYS. so I went to this meeting and basically it was MCed by the urban park rangers , but then they just turned to the floor over to a guy who had created a thing called the Wild Dog Foundation. Ok I am thinking, that is appropriate. Well, he has some gradeschool style like science project trifold foam core boards that had pictures of coyotes and big capital letter handwriting... and this guy, he was like a kind of amateur stand up comedian. He kept making jokes about how he was balding and stuff- anyway- and then later I looked at his handout about coyotes. It is FILLED CHOCK FULL of grammatical and spelling errors. I know what you are thinking- Rocky- you must like this guy. But, hey yeah I do things like this guy does, but I don't try to pass myself off as a scientist. Here is one of his sentences

• The growing concern now is that coyotes can live close to people which makes people unfairly afraid

Ok i kind of undstand but. Ok TO THE MAIN POINT OF MY LECTURE. I knew this coyote naturalist blogger guy was in the audience cuz the fake scientist wild dog long island enthusiast kept giving him shout outs. Oh- another point- I sent an email to the blogger trying to aquaint myself. Ok so after this lecture I go up to the blogger and try to say hi. and HE KNOWS WHO I AM and he makes like one little remard and then says" i have to go to talk to some other people" . FINE YOU FOOL. i just wanted to say hi. here is the thing. He has no respect for me because I am not a gentleman scientist like him- who is a FAKE SCIENTIST!!!! that WHOLE place was FILLED with FAKE scientists. and they did not appreciate art like REAL scientists might
R

Notes from world travels.....

hear are the dreams....\\

















And in reality here is the coolest bird I have ever photographed know as the "MOT-MOT" national bird of NIcaragua.
kojak

Telephone in teleloilet

Dear Reader
Now that AGENT KOJAK is having serious life events upcoming, I will make sure to pick up the slack here at RSBFART and make sure that OUR READERS of which there may be anywhere between 2 and 1.5billion have something to feast upon. Or rather something upon which to feast

Here is an interesting event that happend to me. I got a phone call in the bathroom and dropped my phone in the toilet :) .Luckily there was nothing else in the toilette other than water and my phone: IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT?!?!??!????! Well thank gracious. Here is the good ending to my story. I washed and toweled off my phone and IT STILL WORKS like the real workhorse that I would like to beleive it is.

KESTRAMAZING!

To take a slight break from the olympics. Guess what I saw today/? First a little backstory. It was blizzarding like crazy. And lo I saw an errant AMERICAN KESTREL in this location
View Larger Map
Cool right? There are always RANDOM BIRD OF PREY here when the weather is wild. For example a monstrous red-tailed hawk I saw one day during snow. Quite exciting
rocky

ANTI TWIZZLE campaign

Here is a subject you may know because I complained about it 4 years ago. Its called the Twizzle. and it even has a definition. This is more against ice dancing and how it embodies wackness in the form of twizzels and of course in HYPER THEatrical costuming and Imperialized Exoticisms as seen here.

Now since when did theater freaks get to have an olympic event. I can think of a few olympic sports that are not represented and I would Personally (THATS RIGHT ME PERSON:ROCKY) vouch that they would be FAR far far FAR FAR FAR far far MORE MUCH more better than icedancing. ANd here ladies and gentlemen are the sports which might replace icedancing. you choose.

BIRDWATCHING: a hell of a lot more exciting.
Ping pong on ice
Icedancing except ALL of the dancers go at the same time and have permission to roller derby each other
Um.. walking? laser tag? axethrowing or any of the lumberjack sports? HECK anything is better than these TWIZZLES
ROCKY

FAshion cont

A few notes of the last days

Michal Brezina: an iceskater his coach has awesome ORGANGE EYEGLASSES

There was a japanese snowboarder who had good style this is not from OLUMICS but it gives example of style. Camoufalge

FINALLY I HV an idea. FOR ICEskating. for the MUSIC it would be great if someone choose the AUDIO FROM THE COMMERICIAL BREAKS to play during their routine?!! then it would be seemless-R

flannel, polo, what's next?

just a brief note here on sporting fashion. I tired to check out CURLING to learn something new, the sliding release move was nice but the fashion in the ladies match germany v. russia was not nice. Like this:

bad polo shirts did not help convince me this was a legit sport (KOJAK)

OLymipc Fashionista #3 the "morals" edition

THERE is a BIG debate going on_)()+_______...>>>>>>>>
AND I CAN COMMENT ON IT becuase I am an AMERICAN and I CONTRIBUTE TO this very important BloG_. Its a debate that I KNOW
"ALL 2 WeLL"
and its about TIGHT pants. Now you may be pleased to know that i have just purchased my FIRST pair of tite pants and(BOY are they TIGHT). But look- its so late in the game that no one even notices!!! none of my close personal homeboys or homegirls notice. THEY don't say "My those pants are slender" they just ACT like its all NORMAL. Cuz. it is. I am NOT BREAKING THE MOLD. Now.. take this Slender and tite pants and put them on a snow boarder in the olympics and you think no one is going to notice?

Wrong. This dude noticed and he VOICED his moral outrage as he rightly should!! Because you see I agree. When I knowboard, or snowboard MY PANTS "R" huge@huge.com.

OK finally there is a dude- DALE begg smith who got the SILVER in the mogul ski run yeserday. HE IS SO FAR THE COOLEST. why?? because he does not sell out to sponsors/ he has his own private money and where does it come from? He has an INTERNET SPAM compnay HA! true its true. how awesome is that and WHO IS TO SAY THAT IT IS worse than HAVING "Cor0porations" define him!
ROCKy

Olmypics fashion report2

I was also able to catch the ceremonies thanks to a some friends with the HD. If anyone would like to review the outfits there is a really good resource here: /www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/olympics-opening-ceremony_n_461130.html

Here are Kojak's thoughts: Azeriebajain were the first to impress with their "pantalones extremas" but I was not into the furry hat.

Bermuda had shorts, cool but a little too gimicky.

I agree that Monaco was pretty sweet. The consensus in our group was "James Bond villains"

Czeck got cut off on TV but upon further review I have to say they had a sweet modern style.

Finland was similar but was ruined by one guy rocking really bad light denim.

The end of the alphabet was generally weak, USA bad

O-ymPIC Fashion report #1

the crisis was averted. i plugged in my internet cable to my TV. Boy I hope the olmpics are all they are craked up to be and don't dissapoint........

NOW FOR ROCKY OLYMPIC FASHION REPORT
Last nite we saw a limited number of nations because olympics of the winter mean COLD and there are lots of nations out there that are not cold. But often time they send one LONE man or woman to represent. For example Jamaica, Pakistan, Ethiopia. I had two special notes last night FOR ME:: the big winners and the highest gold medal count in terms of fashion after our opening day was... MONACO. yes Monaco had fablulos sweaters and little scarves. I am going to give the silver medal to germany cuz, although their jackets were "TECHED" out they were pretty cool. and third place goes to mongolia, because their flagbearer got comments my lady friend
and thats ROCKY WITH THE OLYMPIC FAHIOSN REPORT!!!!

tv no useless?

As you may as well know the OLYMPICS= 2010 are starting tonight. And that leaves me.... you guessed it!!!!!! WANTING TO WATCH THEM. now I don't know about you but I have a regular TV. it is not HD. So basically--- can I even watch it any more? This is a question for everyone out there to help me with because I don't know. I DO KNOW that things have supposedly been digitized and now one cannot(?) capture Television signals through the air with an antennae?????? Or could I. I see videos on YOutube about how to make your own HD antena, but this is irrelevent to me because I have SD or STANDARD DEFINITION OF TEVELISTION SCREEN. Most of the interenetweb tells me WATCH online. well, ok, but is this SKetCHY()()(?()()()
rokcy

embattled by maladies

Last week I busted my lip and had to talk with a lisp like thisssssssssss

I also punctured my heel with a worn out / defective soccer cleat but that healed pretty quick and thankfully no lock jaw :-{}

Today, my throat is sore "MAL A LA GORGE" if I recall my french 101.

As for your "breaking technology" image of the day, you may have seen this elswhere but I think it's worthy of a cross post:

Kitty cat was also struggling but has bounced back real quick "9 lives" style!

kojak

Intermission

I vote that INTERMISSIONS be reintroduced into movies. They are healthy and allow you to remember that you are in your own life! For example yeserday I watched a movie at home and HALF way up I got up and did something. And it was good. Because the movies alternate presentationalz of reality were loosened> then when I was ready I said. Ok lets finish this off.


Now they USED TO have intermissions as evidensed by the Picture above. And now that AGENT KOJAK had bravely TORN DOWN THE WALLS that held imagery back with his last "unicorn centric" posting, I shall celebrate progress. We are living in 2010. and blogs can also handle images as well as text. Until about 2 months ago this was simply not possible
AGENT ROCKY

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click the image to check out the business site then click around some more just for fun!

I HATE CREDIT CARDS

I know why i have never had a credit card. BECAUSE THEY SUCK. thats why. I got one cuz I have to have it, because society has insisted and there are certain things I cannot do without them like rent cars. I rarely use it. But see there is where I get screwed, because I forget. Like in freaking octover i used it and JUST now paid it. STUPID!! I got stuck with over a hundred in late fees. I just keep ignoring the email statements. Becuase they don't look alarming and I don't remember using the card, so what gives. But man. Argh. ONLINE RAGE! I know its my fault, but why does society insist I have a credit card. I don't even get it. I have to change things and now become aware that the 10th of the month is coming up. anger anger anger!
Rocky

Random Sighting

Two new sighting of RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!&*(&($)&#*(YHUFVN*(#$

First of all there was a movie called Bourne Supremacy 2 it was so so so so so BAD. never whatch it. But one moment a character said.

Treadstone agents don't do RANDOM.
cool!
then there was store called RANDOM ACCESSORIES
great! I got this for you at random accesories. Because I had no idea and they selected this gift out of random for me. There is a big hat in the back and they pull something out at random. AND waalaaa or as the frenche say VIOLA.
RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDOOOOMMMMMM
rocku

{Pillow] Talk

Major issues this week on the literal subject of PILLOWS....

This sounds like a cliche but Cermak said it and its true "You spend 1/3 of your life on your pillow" so if the pillow is not working for you then that 1/3 may very well mess up the other 2/3!

Coming back from a brief hiatus, I realized that my home pillow sucked. Previosly I though I needed a BIG FIRM PILLOW but too big and firm was cramping my neck. So I went down to the only bathroom bedroom chain store accessible to me by autobus and picked out one that was simmilar but maybe a little less large - but is was still TOO BIG AND FIRM so had to return it.

I bet you know what is coming next, I got some more pillows but they were TOO SMALL AND FLIMSY. So double return on those (the chain store people were actually really nice about it all - i had the bags but they had gotten wet in the rain)

SO finally I shelled out some more money for some "INDULGENCE" brand pillows that are BIG AND SOFT and slept really really nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Kojak

Nervous about Flowers

I am babbysitting the cash register at My womans Plant and flower store. Thre is a class going on right now. They are teaching how to make terrariums. So anyways this guy calls up and he says: are yu a florist (because I am babysitting not onlh the cashregister, but also the phone) and he says Are you a Florist. And I say Yeah. And then he says, great I'll be right in and hangs up. So basically the message is that i am nervous about making a FLOWER ARANGMENT. And certiain readers that have certain "Random events" like events that starts with a W and ends with a EDDING. mite also be nervous about flowers. But don't be. THey are BEEOOTIIFUUL
Rky