Quick DUCK!!

Imagine this: a gunfight at your local bodega/crappy cafe thing. The bullets are flying everywhere, You think to yourself: Jeese All I just wanted was a cup of coffee and now I have become involved in a high passions/high stakes gun battle! Lame right. So you decide 1. I don't have a vested interest or enough knowledge about which gun battle side should win and 2. This is dangerous. So you decide that the best solution for you is clear- "duck behind the counter" This is what happened to me this morning - except there was no gun battle- BUT DON"T STOP PAYING ATTENTION- I DID however look behind the counter and lo tho I wasn't forced to Duck Behind the COunter... There was a DUCK BEHIND THE COUNTER. That's right folks, a real yellow duck preening itself and it was the pet of a worker at this cafe.

Rocky

update on special companion

Anyone who pays a vist to casa de kojak Y cermak may be in for a special Treat...
...a special new companion from the animal shelter

(='.'=)feline~~~~~~~~~

She is so much the sweetest and SO adventerous . I'm sure you will hear more in the future (keep paying attention).

Update on glasses

remember how my glasses got all scrathced and all?

well I went to get some new ones...

I considered some various styles { I haven;t exactly been an optical trendsetter like rocky } and checked out the classic thick plastics in all newfound versions . I eschewed the WIRES but checked out new types of METAL that I hadn't considered . The DANISH have figured out how to use some advnaced titanium to construt a sleek style that you I think many >>>> of you might enjoy .. It almost lookd like plastic - but it isn;t . It's GREEN TITANIUM maybe the strongest material available at this time but appartently the lens will be plastic ?? how ironical.

kojak

WHite Loaferch

White Loaferch is a fish you find in the SALTON SEA> just kdding its my new shoes. Its NEW! Loaferch. Imagine this fish can swim 1000 miles per hour and he spends 50x faster than any torpedo and he BLASTAZ? HE BLASTCH. Time for coffee, falling asleep

Rockuy

you want ME to pay $600 for this SORE throat?!?

freakin dentist .
I went in feeling just fine about myself only to be PICKED And probed and then told all my cavities needed to be replaced even thou they've been treatimg me just fine.

Oh yeah, know how SILVER fillings are cool and aside from biting tin foil JUST FINE?
Well apparently you can't get em anymore cuz apparently they're not enough of a RIP OFF for the dental proffesion to bother with. Instead I must get pearly whites that insurance won;t cover $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Plus the wack side effects - I can be a man and put up with the PAIN for 45 min but then I get a SORE THROAT from all the chemicals and germs PUMped into my mouth . ANd in 2 weeks I be all numb and prob bite my LIP:(

hows that for negativity ?????

kojak