Owl Sheez

I got excited about the new "theme" of this site and I Looked back into the archives (STAGE RIGHT, CLIck away my friend!). And I have to say I was so inspired by some of the brilliance of our earlier times that I feel I must do a 2nd post on one day!

I saw an old posting of Kojaks upon which he witnessed an Auspiciious Avian! and it reminded me of this story:

Once Upond a time I was in mexico and I was sitting outside and Waiting for inpspiration to strike. AND BOY DID IT EVER STRIKE BECAUSE AN OWL FLEW OUT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND SH&*&(T ALL OVER MY WHOLE BODY. It stank Nasty. and the issue there was that it can on my sweater, And the showers were not necessarily warm at all times of the day.

It was so surprsigin. one moment sitting around and saying, Hey dude and chatting. Then WOW! An owl SPLAT. in a matter of seconds flat. Because it flew very close over our heads. Talk about auspicious. more like SUSpicious.

Anyway. To good times
Rocky XXX2

The Story of the little bog that could

What up Yall!! I found a Sweet New Way to REVERT to the classic style. One of the ORIGINAL BLOG TEMPLATES ❤
Thats right Yall!! It deserves an Extra Large Heart. Which is what this Blog has: An Extra Large Heart.
For some of you out there that don't know "WHAT TIME" it is, this blog started Way Back when your grandpa had his crib daipers on, and now it Stays alive and well up to the present date. Did we have dream of the success we would have with this blog? No,  its been a major rollercoaster But the Fame and THE FORTUNES have not gotten to us (well they sure have gotten to us but they have not effected our personal attitudes). We are Still the Same Old Rocky and Kojak that you used to once know, from setting on a porch and watching the world go by. Yes folks, good hardcore values are still going strong and haven't been corrupted by anything, even the multiple corporate sponsers of this Blog. Now that its the end of the year, consider a TAX DEDUCKTABLE donation to keep randomonmess in the universe.

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It is our works that will fall on us when the curtain of death. Dying we carry away nothing material with us. Prayers and faith in his lord worth much more than gold diamonds or other precious stones. If I send you this mail, know that it is the work of God brings me to contact you so many mails from archives on the net for you to entrust this great responsibility I am convinced that you will take as a blessing and a gift from a woman in good faith. True that I do not know you, I ask that GOD is to make your holy heart to realize my plans with the DON. In fact I have a disease that breaks my health every day and medicine can do nothing to save me for three years. to implement a project to help people who are in great need. There are several organizations in the world that I could contact. But I'd rather not, I'd rather it be a person like everyone else, to whom I entrust this huge responsibility to create a foundation and who will do good works as fire Abbé Pierre. Thank you to leave a message to my personal email: domipatroza@gmail.com to give you more information on my proposal. I'm Dominique Patroza, 





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☠ DR. OZ warns of BED BUGS ☠

This is fun. just go into your Spam box and CURATE !

I like this one, is Dr OZ really associated with it? I'll leave you, the reader to Decide:

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Nose Plugs. THE NEXT CRAZE

For some reason I am not as upset by synchronized swimming as by ice dancing. One interesting thing, is that its all about SPARKLES. and Under water Makeup which I think could be good for the general audience that wants to jump in lake and still maintain a fantasmagoric image. Another thing is the SYNCRONIZATION- I wonder at what point we started valuing synchromization as a sport. its not like RACING the CLOCK , or hitting a target. There are some verging on hipter songs that are used and some that are really cheesy techno/. Finally-last prelimnary commnent- is that it is slightly suspect when you are meant to control your facial expression in a sport (OR IS IT- MAYBE this IS A GREAT SPORT)-- or maybe we should hvae a FACE OLYMPICS!

But to get to the real fashionn lesson we can learn from synkronized swimming, its the NOSEplugs. When you want to look as great as possible, but just want to throw something a little weird in there-- how about reaching  for  noseplugs, Its sure to stop any air (or water!) from going in your nose and it makes you look squeegie

ROKY

GO KAZAKSTAN!!

Day 2 fasihone SHooting, and colors

Follow up on fashion headwear

AS you can see Teams with higher fashion often times sometimes are the best. For example S. Korea in archering. Awesome glasses and checkerboards on the undersides of their short-brimmed hats.

 

also this guy from Mexico. He is happy to wear a bracelet and wire frame glasses. Just rocking his own casual style. I respect that he doesn't get too wrapped up in the "sporty" look.

In fact when it comes to Casual- all SHOOTING sports are hitting top bullseyes. Why not strike a pose? Here is a fashion forward tip you can use for your everyday LIFE< JOB< ETC. Its called a shooting eye patch (actually i don't know what its called) and goes over one eye ((SEE ABOVE)) to help you aim. Next time you want to "shoot for the top" of the bisness world and you have an important Business meeting, why not where a SHOOTING EYE  PATCH?


FINALLY in other news, the colors of the london olympics are promintnely RED and pink, MUCH like this blog. which bodes well for the bloggin olympics which we have allready won since they were held in ancient GREEcE.

Rocky
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OLYMPIC FASHION IS BACK: Todays article headwear

Dear Blog readers; I am back after a long Haitus. INSPIRED by the olympcs once again. Remenber if you wish to delve in the long history ofOLYMPIC fashion articles, just click on the label below. I am simply excited about a few of the fashions I have seen already this year.

For me this year it is not really about being unique, but about the special peices that each sport demands. For example: you will spot these hats on many archers:

Archery style Hat

 They remind  me of some of the hats that some highschool girls wear. I guess they are made with a minimal brim so they don't get in the way . AND of course a lighte white color to keep the head cool in a zen sport such as archery.

Table Tennis head scart

Also I was excited to witness Nigeria vs Iran in womens singles Ping Pong. and you can see that this woman was staying true to her way of life even in the heart of the west. I have to give some major fashion points to the matching color of the jersey and hijab.


Until Soon:: 
Rocky, Olympic fashion blogger

the next generation

attention readers, kojak and cermak just downloaded this child from the internet.  He is advertised as having high potential for growing up to be a talented genius blogger

Garden symbols

Today I Filled up some soil beds with Soil!! Hopefully they will be bearing FRUITE and VEGETABLES at some time this sommere.

 

Also I feel that Since we Started this BLog, that the Blogosphere has Changed. Everything is becoming more integreated into the other things. It seems less likely that people are going to certain blogs to Check out THE GENIUS that is going on, and more likely that they are chekciing facebart or something else which conglomerates all of their sources into a stream of Actividades.

 

ROCKY

BAD HAIR

right now my hair is really bad.  I'm not sure how it got so bad but I think it has to do with Hot and UUUUUUmid  conditions and I always shower at night not morning and I ride to bike to work and I tuck my bangs into my cycling cap.  The BANGS especially get really bad. ############hair#############cut#############Friday#################

Anyway, just a qquick update () from Kojak to let you know we're still here.

teaching is funny

I taught a class on humor. this is a sentence from one of the students papers:

As mentioned before the undesired outcome of a situation can  translate as hilarious, such as- attempting jumps on a pogo stick  only to later be bounced into bushes and hit in the balls by the pogo stick which was supposed to be under control.

awesome huh!
ROCHY

fulfilling the dream: PORCH SETTING

there are just a few things the ROCKY and KOJAK, your loyal bloggeurs extraordinaires have wholeheartedly supported since day 1.  I will not name the complete list right now but one item is PORCH SETTING, practiced in many forms in different places and times.

I, Kojak, am pleased to announce that my companion Cermak and I will be moving to a new residence where porch setting can be practiced in one of its purest forms: Setting down on a porch within close proximity to the sidewalk, but slightly elevated above it.  You can see the PORCH in an actual photo right here:

As you can see the porch furniture is in place and ready to go. We will acquire the legal rights to set on this porch in the next couple of weeks. ......