Wooaaahhhhh.........ITS BEEN ALONG TIME everyone.
Just when you thought I might have DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, let me tell you right here what really happened and why I haven't even got a chance to blog in A LONG WHILE.
In fact I almost was LOST IN THE RANDOMNESS OF NON-CYBER SPACE but fortunately for me I had my crew show up in a "BRICKS AND MORTAR" TYPE OF REALLNESS to bail me out. If you checked out ROCKY's lst post you should know already that we were hanging out in REAL TIME NON-CYBER SPACE (Vermont) this past weekend. But all of this almost didn't happen because once my airplane TOUCHED DOWN IN CHI-TOWN all sort of PROBLEMS ensued. :- {
I could rant on on about how a certain major airline sucks, but let us stick to the theme. I will just state simlply that KOJAK GOT BUMPED off of the connecting flight. Not only that but I couldn't even get to my destinatation at all even the next day!!!!! So the only way out this KAFKA-ESQUE SKETCHINESS was to phone up my crew and get them to pick me up in ALBANY NY!!!??....how random!....I know. But then my crew, consiting of ROCKY AND A CERTAIN MYSTERY LADY showed up with a SERIOUS BRICKS AND MORTAR PRECENCE (those in the internet indusrty will have understood my reference).
Then we all drove up to VERMONT. THere was a tape deck in the car and we rocked some Pat Benatar jams because we had WON A REAL BATTLE AGAINST THE SYSTEM!!
©˙˚¨¬¬¬¬¬ƒ®ß∂∂∂∂ KOJAK
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Friday, July 30, 2004
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
A few NOTALBE EVENTS
HEY GUYS :) :*--) *:= :%
I am BAACK. Back from where????????? LET ME TELL YOU A FEW NOTABLE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE in the last few days.
First of all I saw the honorable JUDGE KOJAK at his parents house in VERMONT. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON THERE too but I WON"T MENTION HER NAME, so as to keep her IDENTITY SECRET! The basic point is we all had a great time. The highlight of the weekend was a JAM SESSION that we had on SATURDAY NITE. BLOW YOUR MIND 4 REAL. I was playing the ELECTONIC CASIO KEYBOARD. The cool thing about that keyboard is that it will take samples: as in you can talk into it and it turns your voice into AN ELECTRONIC INTSRUMENT. KOJAK was on an ELECTRONIC TOY DRUM SET. Then there was this other dude on Bongo Bongo. Finally the lady was on MARACAS!! At one point KOJAK rapped out a song about his plight of frustration with AIRPLANES. WORD!!! Once again we stuck it to the man BIGTIME. Even though our audience consisted of one solo dude who was sleeping in a sleeping back facing the other way, we still made a big impression. The lady was sitting on a box (hopefully this lady will IDENTIFY HERSELF PRETTY SOON BY WRITING A BLOG ON RSBF__--HELLOO??) and she fell thru the box because she laughed so hard about some Justin TImberlake type stylings I was doing!
OK now here is a MORE RECENT EVENT. Last nite I was riding my roomate's "chopper" style bike. I was trying to do SOME REALLY AWESOME WHEELIES FOR ALL THE YUPPIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I was pretty good at flying off the back end when I popped it up too high, and landing on the old FEET. But when I left the bar I got A LITTLE BIT AMBITIOUS. and I tried to do a cool jump off a curb in front of a group of people to SHOW OFF MY SKILLZ. Well, that was bad idea. I ate asphault in front of EVERYONE. But I didn't turn around. I just yelled out "ALL BALLS DON'T BOUNCE, AND THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'M OUT"
ROCKY
I am BAACK. Back from where????????? LET ME TELL YOU A FEW NOTABLE EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE in the last few days.
First of all I saw the honorable JUDGE KOJAK at his parents house in VERMONT. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON THERE too but I WON"T MENTION HER NAME, so as to keep her IDENTITY SECRET! The basic point is we all had a great time. The highlight of the weekend was a JAM SESSION that we had on SATURDAY NITE. BLOW YOUR MIND 4 REAL. I was playing the ELECTONIC CASIO KEYBOARD. The cool thing about that keyboard is that it will take samples: as in you can talk into it and it turns your voice into AN ELECTRONIC INTSRUMENT. KOJAK was on an ELECTRONIC TOY DRUM SET. Then there was this other dude on Bongo Bongo. Finally the lady was on MARACAS!! At one point KOJAK rapped out a song about his plight of frustration with AIRPLANES. WORD!!! Once again we stuck it to the man BIGTIME. Even though our audience consisted of one solo dude who was sleeping in a sleeping back facing the other way, we still made a big impression. The lady was sitting on a box (hopefully this lady will IDENTIFY HERSELF PRETTY SOON BY WRITING A BLOG ON RSBF__--HELLOO??) and she fell thru the box because she laughed so hard about some Justin TImberlake type stylings I was doing!
OK now here is a MORE RECENT EVENT. Last nite I was riding my roomate's "chopper" style bike. I was trying to do SOME REALLY AWESOME WHEELIES FOR ALL THE YUPPIES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. I was pretty good at flying off the back end when I popped it up too high, and landing on the old FEET. But when I left the bar I got A LITTLE BIT AMBITIOUS. and I tried to do a cool jump off a curb in front of a group of people to SHOW OFF MY SKILLZ. Well, that was bad idea. I ate asphault in front of EVERYONE. But I didn't turn around. I just yelled out "ALL BALLS DON'T BOUNCE, AND THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'M OUT"
ROCKY
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
HOW NOW BROWN COW?
These days people are asking me a few things: LIKE Rocky, whats going on with things, like WHEN IS SOCIETY GIONG TO IMPROVE AND WHEN IS EVERYONE GOING TO STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL?
The answer is: I really don't know folks, and frankly I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ASKING ME, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T CLAIM TO BE SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC ROCKET SCIENTIST. I despite all the reviews I don't know all the answers, so you should just try to be aware of the subjectivity when you ask me things.
BASICALLY ITS LIKE THIS: I am never going to measure up to that lady that used to be onTV that was telling everyone's fortune. What was her name, like Clarice or something?
OK now I have a question for you. I think it is a classic question that ranks up there with any of the toughies of western civilization, like the mind/body separation or the coke vs pepsi battle. Here is the question:
Are there more fine fine fine women GOING TO spring street or COMING FROM spring street on any given week day morning?
There certainly is no dearth of cuties with booties or OF hotties with bodies in the area. I take the train in the morning if I am feeling to wussy to ride the old bike - or too scared that some dumbass driver is going to try to run me off the damn road(!). THE TRAINS ARE JUST PACKED
The ones coming are dressed for success in their finest power suits and their shorty skirts that help advance them in their various careers. The ones that are leaving are coming from their rich boyfriend's houses, wearing yesterdays clothes and looking relaxed. Maybe they are wearing the boyfriends shirt, i don't know (girls wearing their man's stuff always look great).
ITS REALLY AN INTERESTING STUDY IN DEMOGRAPHICS AND SOCIAL POLICY
ROCKY
The answer is: I really don't know folks, and frankly I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ASKING ME, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T CLAIM TO BE SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC ROCKET SCIENTIST. I despite all the reviews I don't know all the answers, so you should just try to be aware of the subjectivity when you ask me things.
BASICALLY ITS LIKE THIS: I am never going to measure up to that lady that used to be onTV that was telling everyone's fortune. What was her name, like Clarice or something?
OK now I have a question for you. I think it is a classic question that ranks up there with any of the toughies of western civilization, like the mind/body separation or the coke vs pepsi battle. Here is the question:
Are there more fine fine fine women GOING TO spring street or COMING FROM spring street on any given week day morning?
There certainly is no dearth of cuties with booties or OF hotties with bodies in the area. I take the train in the morning if I am feeling to wussy to ride the old bike - or too scared that some dumbass driver is going to try to run me off the damn road(!). THE TRAINS ARE JUST PACKED
The ones coming are dressed for success in their finest power suits and their shorty skirts that help advance them in their various careers. The ones that are leaving are coming from their rich boyfriend's houses, wearing yesterdays clothes and looking relaxed. Maybe they are wearing the boyfriends shirt, i don't know (girls wearing their man's stuff always look great).
ITS REALLY AN INTERESTING STUDY IN DEMOGRAPHICS AND SOCIAL POLICY
ROCKY
Monday, July 19, 2004
SOME STUFF ON TV I MIGHT LIKE TO SEE
I'm not usually thought of as the TV WATCHING TYPE GUY but lately some things have to come ot my attention that make me wish I had a TV THAT ACTUALLY WORKED. By actually working I mean a TV with screen big enough to actually see and CABLE not an antenna that just makes static (this what I have now and its totally useless).
One thing I would definitely look for if a had a GOOD TV is this COOL COMMERCIAL that some of my pals have been talking about......"THE TRUNK MONKEY"(!!!) is what the commercial is about and sounds amazing as it is purported to have footage of both a MONKEY READING A BOOK and a MONKEY ATTACKING SOMEBODY. Most people don;t realize the range of emotions fine actor-monkies possess.
Another thing that caught my eye in the TV guide section of the paper is a show called "ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE AWESOME" on the DKIDS network . The name suggests the best show ever so would someone with cable please TIVO IT FOR ME!!!!! We could hang out and watch it at your place some time.
If I had cable I would probably also check out coverage of today's TOUR DE FRANCE REST DAY. I imagine there will be a lot of talk about how LANCE AMSTRONG IS GOING TO KICK EUROPEAN ASS AGAIN!!!!
Anyway, I digress..... keep it real y'all and don't forget to TIVO THAT SHOW FOR ME.
~~~~~~~~~~~kojak~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^
One thing I would definitely look for if a had a GOOD TV is this COOL COMMERCIAL that some of my pals have been talking about......"THE TRUNK MONKEY"(!!!) is what the commercial is about and sounds amazing as it is purported to have footage of both a MONKEY READING A BOOK and a MONKEY ATTACKING SOMEBODY. Most people don;t realize the range of emotions fine actor-monkies possess.
Another thing that caught my eye in the TV guide section of the paper is a show called "ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE AWESOME" on the DKIDS network . The name suggests the best show ever so would someone with cable please TIVO IT FOR ME!!!!! We could hang out and watch it at your place some time.
If I had cable I would probably also check out coverage of today's TOUR DE FRANCE REST DAY. I imagine there will be a lot of talk about how LANCE AMSTRONG IS GOING TO KICK EUROPEAN ASS AGAIN!!!!
Anyway, I digress..... keep it real y'all and don't forget to TIVO THAT SHOW FOR ME.
~~~~~~~~~~~kojak~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Transportation Hierarchy DUDE
I GOT HIT BY A CAR!
HE SLAMMED RIGHT INTO MY BIKE AND KNOCKED ME OFF AND BENT MY WHEEL IN HALF.
I landed on my ASS and my COMPUTER hit the GROUND.
This makes me think to myself: in the scheme of transportation, does bigger mean better? Just because cars are more expensive and use EVIL OIL and can carry a bunch of screaming brats around, does it mean that the city should spend WAY MUCH MORE MONEY on the roads and LIKE ZERO MONEY ON BIKING AIDS. Why not have elevated bike paths around the city? Its no fair when we bikes have to try to throw down with BILLIONS OF TONS OF STEEL MOVING AT VELOCITIES MANY TIMES GREATER THAN OUR OWN. When a bike goes up against a car, there really is no contest, THE CAR ALWAYS WINS. The other alternative to "sky paths" is to put some sort of controllable explosive at the disposal of bikes so cars learn to fear them and give them the same respect that bikes give cars.
My last word of advice to the cars is this "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME NEXT TIME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME AFTER YOU AND DESTROY YOU".
ROCKY DOESN'T TAKE SH*T FOR AN ANSWER
PEACE.
HE SLAMMED RIGHT INTO MY BIKE AND KNOCKED ME OFF AND BENT MY WHEEL IN HALF.
I landed on my ASS and my COMPUTER hit the GROUND.
This makes me think to myself: in the scheme of transportation, does bigger mean better? Just because cars are more expensive and use EVIL OIL and can carry a bunch of screaming brats around, does it mean that the city should spend WAY MUCH MORE MONEY on the roads and LIKE ZERO MONEY ON BIKING AIDS. Why not have elevated bike paths around the city? Its no fair when we bikes have to try to throw down with BILLIONS OF TONS OF STEEL MOVING AT VELOCITIES MANY TIMES GREATER THAN OUR OWN. When a bike goes up against a car, there really is no contest, THE CAR ALWAYS WINS. The other alternative to "sky paths" is to put some sort of controllable explosive at the disposal of bikes so cars learn to fear them and give them the same respect that bikes give cars.
My last word of advice to the cars is this "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME NEXT TIME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME AFTER YOU AND DESTROY YOU".
ROCKY DOESN'T TAKE SH*T FOR AN ANSWER
PEACE.
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