jokers Haus

HOLY CRAP GUESS WHICH ONE IS MY GIRLFRIEND.
just Joshing. They are all my girlfriend. Just kidding, we're still friends right? What I want to speak bout today:∆∆∫ is prose not hos. Just joking are you mad at me?
Its moving season. Everyone's a moving and people are trying to find out where they are going to live. I am leading the migration movement out of my house. First me and then the cockaroaches will follow. Which leads me to the wheelindeelin landlord people. They are SoOoOo weirt. Some of them TRY to be your friend and some of them TRY to be ALL SLICK. and some of them TRY to tell you that you will never see anything better than their sorry assssed place. HA. I am moving into a palace on a hill overlooking all of brooklyn. It will be beautiful and you will want to take a tour

rocky Dynamic

windshield wildlife - APT mepta4???

I'm usually not a driver of motor carriages...built recently have been. In all Irony, I actually drove a TRuck into town to buy a sticker that tells everyone how opposed to GAS powered vehicles I am. THe slogan is great - i won't be revealed here but probably on my back -pack where all U SUV drivers can C it! (burned)!!

1 of the many environmental travesties caused by drriving is all the LIFE you run down on the roadways. At this time of year out in the COUNTRY where I've been resting BUGS are what I've been smashing. Mostly U don;t think it matters b/c you just assume that its always a mohito mosquito thats been squahed - No big loss - I doubt U even bother to inspect the species on the CROME_GRILLE when you get to your destination or look closely before hitting the SPray option on the WIPERS.

All this changed 4 me when some bugs sent out a CRy 4 help that hit me on a emotional level. No it wasn't the loudest bug AKA CICADA ***(@@@@)***but the childhood favorite LIGHTINING BUG ~~~~** . The punch line is when I smashed them they lit up the windshield with a green Glow - THE BEAUTY OF NATURE - and it wasn't voluntary or to attract a MATE but kind-of by hostile force which is just not right.

-kjk

ps if that is 2 strong for the readers then maybe try something like barny's I luv u blog

where in BLexico?

I;ve been hearing a lot about how people aren't "ABLE" to read this blog anymore because of certain "religious", "philosophical", "moral", or "temporal" issues they have with it. Well let me tell you somethihng. YOU BETTER START READING THIS BLOG BEFORE IT STARTS READING YOU.

rky

NAPKINS

Here is something for the crime busters on the news. I made this realization while I was eating yesterday. This is the problem, no matter what type of food or drink substance you may order from a bodega or store or burrito shop, you will notice that the vendor will ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE INCORRECT NUMBER OF NAPKINS. For example yesterday, I got THE MESSIEST burrito you have ever laid hands upon, and what did they give me to wipe the endless endless slop off of my face? 2 tiny tiny napkins that are the size of a playing card. Now say I go to the store and order a coca cola... well the shop keeper will give me a veritable stack-full of really nice 4 play family syle napkins to go with the drink. Does he think I am that clumsy that I will spill everywhere? I worry about landfills and everything you know, thats part of my whole MO. But when I am in a bathroom I will also give myself a dispraportionate amount of paper handtowels, just cuz I can, sometimes. Maybe its just human nature to screw up with napkin amounts

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What does tommorow hold in store for TodAY_?

Tommorow I may be receiving some Cow))))boy boots?
TREY TRUE

One of the things that I have attempted to do since returning from the PDX. is to maintain A highly irregular schedule. This was prompted by the "red eye" Flite. Speakeing of the redeye, there is a movie with a scary dude with ONE RED EYE on a plane. ((Sounds a little 2 perfect DONt it?)) and on the subject of movies I'd like to give a shout to me and you and everyone we know for using internet and computer drawlings
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and on the subject of publicity in general I would like to give a shout to LIFE AND STYLE magazine becuase it confirmed my aching suspicion that indeed STRIPES R IN and there are many actresses dawning stripes to prove it.

Enough sidetracking. An irregular schedule leads to a more examined life, and As PLATO says, Examing life is worth doing. For example I was told about a great cure for depression. It goes like this. Stay up for a whole nite and don't go to sleep. The chemicals in your brain are reset. RIGLEYS TRUTH. not to say I am depressed, but I AM taking advantage of nontraditional relationships to the sun rising and falling. You know, in a way its really liberating. Like Liberacci. Who knows how long it could last though? Probably only about a few more days until I start hallucinating and thinking that there are bugs ALL OVER ME.

rocky