Wednesday, November 23, 2005

a word for Street Musicisona

I have one idea for you if you are trying to make a living by playing music in the subway. Just one little hint.
Let me give you a preamble first. LOOK I support street musicians OK? I like them even if they suck, because someetimes that is FUNNY> I support the street musicians, if not financially, then psychickly. ok but LET ME GIVE YOU STREET MUSICIANS JUST A LITTLE HINT OF ADVICE FOR YOU: I KNOW THERE ARE SOME FREE INTERNET CAFE WHERE BUMS HANG OUT AND HAVE EMAIL ACCOUNTS SO DON'T THINK YOU ARE EXEMPT JUST CUZ YOU DON'T OWN A COMPUTER.

HERE is the message: NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU PLAY "TAKE 5" the song POPULARIZED by dave brubeck BUT WRITTEN by paul desmond. Just don't play it. y? CZ ITS PLAYED OOOUUUUUTTTTT

rkd2

Friday, November 18, 2005

waiting for deers

I am just sitting here waiting for a pack of deers. Its been a long day. And I am ready for some wildlife. Do you ever wonder why they called it john dere, when its actaully a tractor and not a deer or even a misspeeled version of the animal_ deer. what do you call a plural of deer? door..................

rocky

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

blues Music<":<_WORST MUSIC EVER ALL TIME

blues music is THE WAKKEST POSSIBLE
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everyone jsut sits back and plays the same chord structure over and freaking over. And then you have one LAME ASS DUmb butt "doing a solo" and "tearing up the ivory" on the keyboard, or trying to tweak out some voices from his/her guitar. Its SO tired and old and BORING. You'd think that someone would have scrapped this lame excuse for noise a long time ago and thrown it in the damn garbage. Basically you'd probably have to be about1000 lbs over weight and drunk on budlite to think this music was any good.

rokcu

Monday, November 14, 2005

focus on the PRINCIPLES!

hi everyone this is Kojak taking a break from smelling the roses in the brix'n'mortar world to remind to STAY INQUISITVE!! but not just that, when you do it don't be SLOPPY IN YOUR LOGICS!!

some people who i'd normally be sympathic 2 have lately been gettin' at my goat - example: some people saw a completely photoshopped image of George W, and were like:
"I think that's fake, but it SO COULD be real, so I BELIEVE IT."

\STOP DOING THAT! (you're violating RSBF -straight up and down!)

Positive counter-example of deductive reasoning: a nice lady waiting for the bus was pontificating about the reasons why some buses are attatched to overhead wires. She asks everyone gathered: "WHAT IS THE PRINCIPLE?" (much and knowledge and TRUTH ensued)

-kojak

Sunday, November 13, 2005

newYork big Apple presents sunset at arrival

a special haiku performance by ROCKY DYNAMIC

new york: the big apple.
guess what it had waiting here for me A big SunSet.
a special gift for all its inhabitants