ACADEMIOLOGY??

Dear LONG TIME READER OF RSBFART which I am not in personal contact with, because you are A "FAN" and too intimidated to contact me on a personal basis. I have News for you. As you know several contribuors to this blog (I AM NOT NAMING NAMES BUT KOJAK and CERMAK) have recently graduated from the highest levels of school thinking and mastery no- PHDoctory of certain Subjects.
I am now following in their wise and smart footsteps. and have enroolled in TERTIARY (ie post undergraduate or Graduate Edutainment. I mean Edutation). THE POINT BEING I am interested in requesting from ALL PARTIES whatever characteristics you can tell me about how to be an academic. Seeing that I am now "a graduate Candidate" I want to ask the OLDE MAsters. How can I act smart? How do I talk and have people listen? How do I not say STUPIDNESS things. I like being stupid. And yet. I have to try to do acccomplishments of Brain in the ACADEMY.

QUESTION MARXXX. I bow down to your WIZDOMZ

Rocky boom Bocky

flying

My lady friend just got back from AFRICA AKA THE MOTHER LAND

it was mostly for work but you can not go to AFRICA without seeing some amazing animals. here is one of many amazing things she saw:

it really reminds me of a certain photo rocky took of a cat at a beach (if I had the hyper I would drop that on you here)

If you want to see all the other animals you might have to check f***book.

Me, I was busy working at home to make internet cash but next time I hope to visit this amazing land call AFRICA someday too

-kojak

2 Chops

I have a new USB KEY for storage of digital FILEs which i got as Gift.

it holds 8GB and I have named it Keychops. There was a Dinasaur I recall named Moschops. Now I will image google search the word KEYCHOPS and post the first picture

in other news does anyone know how to enable captions for pictures here?

ROOOOKY

Shout out to 3rd Rail

For People who know: KOJAK and ROCKY used to listen to rap music djs on the radio station in CHI • TOWN and religiously tape the shows, then filter down the best songs onto select, and choice mixed tapes.

one of the djs was called 3rd rail. after seeing this sign (IN PERSON and taking picture with CELLL PHONE) I did a couple seconds of googling research and it turns out 3rd rail quit WNUR and became a guardian angel. Its hard to say if this was good choice.

ROCKY

question I recieved from a fan

begin forwarded SMS message:

Hello kojak :) When is the RSBFart smart phone app coming out? I NEED IT!


end forwarded message

the truth hurts, apps kill, so where is the RSBFart truth killer app????