OBSERVATIONS

Today I would like to say the moral of the story 1st: the moral is: sometimes YOU CAN FIND SOME REAL HIDDEN TREASUREZ
A few observations from my FUN FUN trip to the unemployment office.

1. I was sitting in a real public style classroom to watch a powerpoint presentation about the resources you can get. It was cool. They use 3D letters and different colors like red and yellow ::ACHTUNG:: mostly to emphasize conjunctions AND and prepostions FOR. So I was asked to complete a little peice of paper where I had to chek off my skilz. OF COURSE THEY WERE ALL COMPUTER SKILLS. I checked about 3 skills (Microsoft Word, Adobe Photoshop, and Photoshop) I also said that "Internet Blogging" was one of my job skills. Just kidding NOT. Anyway, so while I was perusing the other possible skills just to see what kind of thing real people do I saw one that caught mien eye. It was "Vegetable, Fry, Sauce" under the food department. I thought to myself GOD IF I COULD ONLY MASTER that skill. THere were other skills - for example FORTRAN (does that even exist anymore?) and also how to operate all kinds of insane industrial machinery that I had never EVER heard of - we are talking like 50X more complex than a bulldozer - PS i also said I could drive a bulldozer so I might get a job bulldozing some ish.

2. on the way home i took the train the RONG way and I was on this plaform and I saw this kid trying to tie her boots and apparently she was doing it wrong cuz the man she was with kept saying over and over again 'they ain't BUILT' like that. THEY AIN"T BUILT LIKE THAT 'they AIN"T BUILT LIKE THAT" I swear he said it 20 times while I was standing there - each time AS EMPHATICALLY as the first time THEY AIN"T BUILT LIKE THAT. and then his wife would mumble something that I couldn't hear and then he would say it again: ITS LIKE I'M SAYING/ I saying though THEY AIN"T BUILT LIKE THAT.

3. There was this Indian couple on the train in an argument that I couldn't understand / but I think I can safely say I could understand who was winning the argumnet. Whenever the guy started to win she would open the 1st page of the NEW YORK POST and then she would open the 2nd page and go back and forth. Then she would close it and say something and do it over and over again when he started talking. She was so obviously NOt reading Bcuz She was engrossed in the argument. And then I think she saw me and she folded it up BCUZ SHE KNEW WHAT I WUZ UP TO YALLLLLLLL

rd

More Island Knowledge learned every day I live I HEART I LAND

A friend of mine gained a bit more knowledge of islands yesterday. He told me that he emailed that guy who dropped science on islands and learned a useful factoid 4 everyday living. FACT: Australia is not an island.ONE of the MAIN reasons is that "the inhabitants don't agree with each other about it being real island". Its just a lesson about you can NEVER DISCOUNT THE PUBLICS OPINION AND THE MASSIVE. My personal motto: is "NO MAN IS AN ISLAND" except ME. I and Island know. Try to reach me! You'll need a boat or maybe A JUNKETTE. do I have Tectonic independence from other continents NO NO NO NO. So I am a ROCK(Y) I am an IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISLAND

rokcy

all about I-Lands

for those of U who know me well don't you agree that its amazing I haven,t blogged more about GEOGRAPHY????
All thats about to change due 2 a RAd link sent along to me courtesy of cermak. Its basically all about islands and also a little bit about some things that people thought were islands but in fact are not.

HEy all U EASTCOAST a-holes, What do you think has more people Long Island (aka STRONG ISLAND) or manhattan??
.....() OK well how about HONG KONG?
alternativelly what do you think is the most DESERTED ISLAND IN THE WORLD?

MOst surpising 2 me: have you ever heard of a TRIPLE ISLAND??? I want to go to one. ITS an island in a lake on an island in a lake on a island in the OCEAN!!!
what if one of the islands was a TURTLE??? ha ha ha ;) ( in fact its NOT)

anyhoo check out the site and know 1 more piece of TRUTH: http://users.erols.com/jcalder/index.html

kojak (can someone teach me a palm tree on a tropical island emoticon please!)

THis Headache is givin me a BIG HEADACHE

I can't stand havin a damn headache. Even the slightest headache really gits under my skin SO 2 SPEAK. If I had migraines, or, conversely, if I was a Migraine sufferer, I WOULD DIE. The other thing is that I can not stand to take "TYLENOL" or ADVIL" or other fake-ass drugz. I don't play around with The big drug Companies and their DEVIOUS STRATEGIES. They say, sure we will fix your headache in x-change for YOUR SOUL> ha ah ahaha aha ahHAHAHAH HA HA :(----- One other thing on the subject of some Jacked up drug store merchandise: If you are a guy, I got a question 4u: did you ever try OLDSPICE? If you haven't DO NOT and if you did you know how much IT SUX. I put some on the other day ( i really loaded it on, bcuz i was so happy to have a new flavor of deodorant) and then i threw my jacket on and set off to the train. A few steps out the door I noticed a scratching pheomenon under my arms. THEY ITCHED LIKE KUH RAZY! for a while. so I can stand that 4 a while BUT then i got back and took off my jacket. I noticed some weird smell in the house- like some crzy wacky potpourri stench. I was asking Mr. roomate - YO what the hell did you do to this place - it stinks like a MoF*kn rose in here. And then i had a horrible horrible horrible realization. It was I who stank like a rose, I smelt like an old woman. CHUKE MY BRAINS OUT. I think its a known fact that old spice, despite its masculine name (like it was some freaking spice on a damn pirate ship - some cool scent that someone got out of some old skool wooden barrel) it is the WORST deodorant you can buy on the market Do NOT F*K around with this substance 4 your own good

ROCKY "Consumer Reports" Dynamic

feelin good................

Solve this logical, PRECISE eqaution and know what's up:

(nice WEATHEr - (not sick anymore AT ALL!!( =0 ))^(TGIF - urkel) =?????

kojak

work ethics

so i am sitting here in my workstudy job and i have to go to the mail room which i am a little tipsy bout bcuz thers a guy who works there who i gave a valentine to. and he said he'd call bu'ts been two days n he hasn't. but so i learned on the show sex in the city that if a guy doesnt immediatly jump on the opp. to hang with you then he is "just not that into you". well who knows. plus i decided that astrology is not that good cuz it has bgiven me reasons to doubt myself of which i need no more --- HEAR ME STARS!!!! --.
so i guess i will just have to go through it and let any uncertainty disolve itself in the Pas ss AGE OF time. i'll let y'all know
i KEEP SAYing sita-P, you are smarter tthan all of this. but i have determined that we can only be smart some of the time and the rest of the time our clothes may have to be mismatched for fear of over-zealous matching.
S. pants

work ethics

I've said it before and I will say it again

My new fave thing to talk about is how I fell down the stairs the other nite. Many of you who know me in REaL life know that I love to mention this, and now to the online world on must know:

I'VE SAID IF B4 AND I WILL MOST DEFINTELY SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN - I JUST CAN'T BELEIVE HOW I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THE OTHER NITE. See I was just booking it down 5 flites of marble stairs (that someone had spilt beer on) after a good solid 4 hours of drinking and SoMEHOW i managed to slip. I slammed 1. My right elbow, 2. My left elbow, 3. my knee, 4, My ass, 5. my ankle GOT SWOLLED UP. This dude saw me "take the spill". so I just popped up right away (to avoid xtra embarrasments)
Let me tell you folx. I am paying for that folly with some slight discomforts 2 this DAY. Like my ass, IT STILL HURTS 2 SIT ON. So i have decided a solution. Fat implants on the BUTTTTTTTTTTT, I would have bounced down to the bottom landing like a happy little cloud )()(0000)9

rocky

Superpower UPDATE

Now that the weekend is over, its time to tell stories, and TEL STORIES I SHAL.

1st on the agenda today: I took part in a very important rectangular table discussion about superpowers. (i.e. flying vs invisibility) NOW some people were say8ing that if you want to fly you are a

DO- GOOODER

and if you want to be invisible you are an


EVIL-DOer

I am not sure that is 100% gods honest truth, but it IS an interesting view point to have> at any rate, lets get bak to the debate about superpowers. This is my take on it. I would have to say that, for Me ROCKY, its important to include BREATING UNDERWATER to the former superpowers. For me, its important to have that choice. Cuz its really somedthing i always wanted. So what does that make me on the good------evil specitrum.

HOW about>>>>>>>a Scientist!! with no moral affiliations???OK!!

rocky

""mind the munchkins""

I was just walking across the univeristy campus where I work and that phrase ("title") just popped in to my head. KNOW Y??? : I saw a bunch of little kids possibly FIELD-TRIPPED_out waking along led by some BIG PEOPLE (what a lot of kids call adults). It was nice and sunny out and I thought how nice kind of like a chocolate factory tour AKA oompa-loompas. Then I thoght about BRITISH people and how they sometimes say: "mind the gap" whatever the hell that means.

This was a lot better than something I encountered the other day that reminded me of a saying that all kids know: "COPS SUK." Some of my fellow citizens were given a JAYWALKing warning. HOW LAME ---- "whatever cop!" I might say since some of you know one of aliases is J-WOK.

In anycase, I'm now reminded of a really profound saying that goes; "don;t mind the mind"...........

kjk

APPRECIATION FOR THE SIMPLEST VIDEO GAME IN ALL OF HISTORY - EVER

and this video game still exists. And I Stil Play It. DO U BEELEEVE ME?? doesn't matter if you don't cuz i am true to this.
The game= "Falling Numbers". and its on my phone. Its really just the thing to pass the time away when you wait for a train or have to sit around without a book or without any interesting people

This is what happens in the game. you select the name: Falling numbers, and then it says on the screen FALLING NUMBERS. you brace yourself for EXTREME EXCITEMENT and pretty soon: guess what: THE NUMBERS THEY ARE A FALLIN. and you better start to pressin the correspondin numbers on the 'touch pad' to advance. Woooeee talk about mind blowin excitement. If you are skilled enough to reach level 2 you will notice that those numbers are fallin faster and more plentiful, raising the stakes in score and in danger. If you are that commonly unlucky person that misses a number before it hits the ground you get a little explosion. it looks like this: -*- except not as comlex graphically. If you are playing on MY PHOne - you probably won't get a hi score cuz I RULE SO HARD AT THE GAME allready. but if you were too get a hi score you may enter 3 letters (initials?)

ROK

the end of the night, a FEW WORDS

High friends.
today seemed to be a pretty positive day. I just got home and figured it would be a good idea to write to rsbf in after vistiing the BBBBAr. My wonderance tonite of most relavance is henceforth: did i eat enuf food for the stomach? Hmmm grummmble, frummble. Tonite i went to a going away party. When I go away, this is my thought - i am not going to have a going away party, I am going to have a few minor parties or just seeing peoples several daz B4 i got away. I dono. Its a lot of pressure. It seems to be warm enuf to ride a bike for a minute. I certainly will not wait until the bontiful beautiful spring to brave the streets and challenge the cars for supremacy

If David Stroganoff reads this anymore, this may be of interest to him. I just wanted to say: my favorite month of the year would really have to be Bristallister. Its great, the cold weather breaks, the sun peaks its head out, and there is free bubble gun and whole wheat bread passed out on the street everyday. I LOVE THAT SEASON
rocky

the food was meant to kiLL us

rocky and I visited a POPULAR PAN-ASIAN food establishment on this FINE SUNNY afternoon. we both ordered the SAME PAN-ASIAN MENU ITEM, a chicken and noodle dish which arrived on IDENTICAL plates. throughout the course of the meal, I noticed mr. rOCKy TWITCHING and SHUDDERING upon eating CERTAIN PIECES of "chicken." I myself experienced EXTREME SALTINESS with my plate, and reacted accordingly. I looked around the restaurant to notice that EVERYONE ELSE was going about their business, enjoying untainted meals. in a word: SKETCHY.

I have REASON to believe that this POPULAR PAN-ASIAN restaurant is a front for anti-RSBF ACTIVITY, and they TRIED TO kiLL two members of our nationwide clan today. I will be sending some muscle over there to "TAKE CARE" of this threat ASAP.

-intoccabile

secret postinG

. i am at this place, and everyone is watching a horrible student film. I was going to say something OH YEA. about how a book can be a companion. like yesterday

I had many appoinmetns and my book accompanied me to all of them. SO this is the idea: the peoples and places were disaparate, but they were strung together in with this story that i kept reading on the train. The real message: a book can be your friend. Your best friend

rocjy

Xbox'ED out of the PLACE

everyone THNX much for keeping the FLow's UP with the blogs. ITs good to C ROCKU back in form and was that just LOGAN on the last 1??

If U haven;t heard form me in a while maybe that's because it was my BIRTHDAY.. you may have noted that PUNXATAWNY FILL saw his shadow but I don;t think that applies to the WEST COAST... guess what this blog is BICOASTAL...so let me tell you a thing or 2 that happened on the wesssside.

1. one thing is my birthday and (2) another is MICROSOFT corporation, probably the most powerful organization in the world B-sides the NAVY SEALS...
they often abuse their privleges and last night they RAINED ON MY PARADE/BOWLING party.

basically the gamers divsion UNPLUGGED themsselves from their XBOXES and tries have fun to took up the WHOLE BOWLING alley.
...˙øˆ˙˙søˆ it was closed and I didn;t get to go there with my friends
instead where we had to go was a BAR and DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES with no xercise at all........TROUBLE.....

kojak(1 more yr older)

eco-cycle my mikel

So see here this
i got this community service placement at a recycleing center, a center which deals with hard to recycle materaials such as computers and cpu's and cellphones. i go there and they take me out to the lot. whabamm, postapocalyptic computer junk yard equipped with master blaster stereo and speaker system playing some high tank, wide spang triplets of belview reminicent WALTZ!-- OR SOMETHING. so i got to toss computers and stack em and launch keyboards and shrink wrap stuff-- all with a great view of some SSNOW caPPed MOuntains. there was even this huge rock star case with wheels and internal faom casings with a huge 4000$ flat screne tv, cracked on the inside screen. fancy that. so that is what i do every tuesday morning. RECYCLEING ROCKS.

American Idol CANDIDATE

Look I just got UP AND I have somthing to Complain about. Its my DAMNED downstairs neigbors. This dude and his girl. The guy PLAYS BAD MUSIC EVERY DAY USING AMPLIFIERS. Now let me just tell you: its not the volume of this music (HEY i think everyone has a right to free expression) but the QUALITY of this music that PISSES ME RIGHT OFF>

I TELL YOU IT S_U_X. every damn note is out of tune. I swear this guy doesn't now a low C from a low D (which is what I would give him if I were an EXTREMELY generous music teacher IN GRADE SCHOOL). All of his jams are ""emotional"" like really bad Chiliean u2 rip offs that latch on to one little 3 note sequence and play them over and over and OVER.

WHy I ask: does this M0F0 need to play his Crap music every day WITHOUT FAIL.>? The thing is he is NOT getting better at all. And I think his girl friend is getting fed up with him (you can't blame her now CAN YOU) btw Mr. Roomate heard them in a screaming fight_ no doubt it was in some way instigated by the AWFUL cacauphony of hideous disgusting sound.

You see this is the type of man that I would pay some money to see him evaluated on American Idol. I would SQEAL with GLEE when all of the screwballs told him he had NO TALENT. and that he should GIVE UP HIS DREAM. he wil NEVER MAKE IT

EVER

boom. SO shut the hell up!!!! and let me be free of your SO SO SKETCHY "music"

rocky