Today the birds are chirping. The sun is shining brightly. And what else? The sun in the wintertime shines in on my apartment. And I got that synthesizer! its a special present from a special woman-friend. This Synthesizer is AWESOME. It has many differnt intstruments. Lets see. I will now read you one of my goals which was in a notebook from jan18-04 "Goal #1: I will live more than 100 years"
rokcy
VERSION 17. bloGging since B4 adding pictures to blog posts was coOL!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
PEOPLE ARE FUNnY
I went to guitar center- oh first, food update: Milk that was sposed to be good til the 20th. Bad on the 18th. Yep.
OK i went to guitar center and wanted to look at synthesizers and this dude was trying to be all cool with me like trying to be musical brothers with me. And we are in the same club of hip musicians of- something. he's asked me if i lived in new york, i said bklyn and we was like 'wiliamsburg' (where he lived) like that was the ILLEST thing in the world. word?!??!?!??! woah. and later he alsso aasked me if I had ever heard of depeche mode and also of drum and bass. and he said he made music like depeche mode, but like, today, and its more punk and in your face and more modern. ? . and i don't know he tried to pressure me into buying, coming over every 2 minutes: Wadyou think? You like that one. Real people are funny and i noticed when it comes to information on snthesizers, virtual webpeople are more helpuful
Rk
OK i went to guitar center and wanted to look at synthesizers and this dude was trying to be all cool with me like trying to be musical brothers with me. And we are in the same club of hip musicians of- something. he's asked me if i lived in new york, i said bklyn and we was like 'wiliamsburg' (where he lived) like that was the ILLEST thing in the world. word?!??!?!??! woah. and later he alsso aasked me if I had ever heard of depeche mode and also of drum and bass. and he said he made music like depeche mode, but like, today, and its more punk and in your face and more modern. ? . and i don't know he tried to pressure me into buying, coming over every 2 minutes: Wadyou think? You like that one. Real people are funny and i noticed when it comes to information on snthesizers, virtual webpeople are more helpuful
Rk
Monday, December 17, 2007
forced to flea
as the great frechmen SART said: "The HELL, it is other people"
I like to go places to see something new. Avoid the seclusion of my own space. But I'm prone to getting annoyed. I just want to flee and go somewhere else and I
've found it's best not to supress the urge. The cafe was good for a while but i got surrounded by too many space snatchers so that was it. I'm out.
Sometimes it's best to stick with kith and kin and kats (what if I get a single family home someday and never come out:ironic or predictable??).
(k)
I like to go places to see something new. Avoid the seclusion of my own space. But I'm prone to getting annoyed. I just want to flee and go somewhere else and I
've found it's best not to supress the urge. The cafe was good for a while but i got surrounded by too many space snatchers so that was it. I'm out.
Sometimes it's best to stick with kith and kin and kats (what if I get a single family home someday and never come out:ironic or predictable??).
(k)
Sunday, December 16, 2007
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again! I eat tainted meat. Nasty. I had deli turkey in my regriereatior and thought itwas ok and yes it smelled a bit funny. but i mixed it up in an egg rice habenero pepler mixture. and .. it was BAD and i just decided to stop eating a ways into it. YUK another reason why vegetarians are probably right
rk
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rk
Friday, December 14, 2007
end of and ERA
Hi I am shortly going to the FINAL PRESENTATION in which the children I have been triying to teach the magic of film with present their project. Then I don't have to go to teach the wee little DEVIL BRATS anymore. just kidding sometimes they are ANGELS but usually NOT! anyway to waz philosphipcal. Kids: do they need rules? or do they just need compassionism? do they WANT to be yelled at or not? Tuuf quesitons for everyuone hoo has a remote interest in kids to answer-rocky
Monday, December 10, 2007
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Friday, December 07, 2007
Best waiter in wllmsburg
its my pleasure to annc: The best waiter in williamsburg. the dude at the chinese resteraoutn. He said he has been to china and he has so many tatoos you can't imagine, but don't worry, hes not trying TO SHOW THEM OFF, Its just cuz hes been a waiter for so long that he is beyond the point of showing them off back to teh point of just showin the tatoos. and don't worry waiting tables, its just about the jokes and just take it easy-ROkchg
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Update : I got some new music
when facing existential crises it can be helpful to turn to the marketplace.....
perhaps it is offering up something that will answer you questions????
In that spirit I made a few purchases. Although they are not holiday gifts - If I like them I will share my JOY with others. that's caring.
Although they were not random , there was certainly an element of that . I even bought some electronic music even though I used to find that whole scene not to my particular liking. I picked up an artist called the field. it has a germanic oomph that can be nice sometimes like riding the bus. Also the chromatics. they have female vocals that are a nice change of pace in this male dominated society.Also the new one by les savy fav. Sometimes you need to remind yourself of the styles you have always held close to your heart. ANd for good reason! Kojak
perhaps it is offering up something that will answer you questions????
In that spirit I made a few purchases. Although they are not holiday gifts - If I like them I will share my JOY with others. that's caring.
Although they were not random , there was certainly an element of that . I even bought some electronic music even though I used to find that whole scene not to my particular liking. I picked up an artist called the field. it has a germanic oomph that can be nice sometimes like riding the bus. Also the chromatics. they have female vocals that are a nice change of pace in this male dominated society.Also the new one by les savy fav. Sometimes you need to remind yourself of the styles you have always held close to your heart. ANd for good reason! Kojak
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Names for my cat
Her real name is Rubix Cubix.
Other names: Bisan, Yanti, Sea Bee, Boo-Bix, Bauser
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Other names: Bisan, Yanti, Sea Bee, Boo-Bix, Bauser
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
trying to get back into music
I like which music!?
KNo I like some old stuff but how much of that can you really listen to? And what new stuff to add into the "SHuffle " mix/ ? genre....or try to get into the local. I'm not one to do much downloading because how to decide? There is no excitement in looking at file names and estimated download times. It's something you have to touch and feel (the real(: And going to a show is the same. Stand around and watch what you've already s(c)een or try something random and probably sketch.
I'll let you know what I come up with...................(K)
KNo I like some old stuff but how much of that can you really listen to? And what new stuff to add into the "SHuffle " mix/ ? genre....or try to get into the local. I'm not one to do much downloading because how to decide? There is no excitement in looking at file names and estimated download times. It's something you have to touch and feel (the real(: And going to a show is the same. Stand around and watch what you've already s(c)een or try something random and probably sketch.
I'll let you know what I come up with...................(K)
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Tday food
This morning I ate more of the Thanksgving dinner. On thanksgiving this is which was included the following CORNUCOPIA
salmon, turkey, broccolli casserole, indian street food, mac and cheese with califlower, yams with dates, crabverries with orange, brussell sprouts, 2 kinds stuffing, 2 kinds gravy (veg, and meat lovers), mashed potato, carots, pumpkin banana coconutpie, apple pie, apple strudel, icecream, applecider with honeyedvodka wine. Did I forget anything?
IT was A Lot
R
salmon, turkey, broccolli casserole, indian street food, mac and cheese with califlower, yams with dates, crabverries with orange, brussell sprouts, 2 kinds stuffing, 2 kinds gravy (veg, and meat lovers), mashed potato, carots, pumpkin banana coconutpie, apple pie, apple strudel, icecream, applecider with honeyedvodka wine. Did I forget anything?
IT was A Lot
R
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Word Usage ISSUES
Maybe you are aquainted with the FAMOUS CLASSIC work of literature that I personally like to call "1984" and this book was written by none other than my close personal homeboy GEORGE ORSON ORWELLES. A quick review for those who are as learned in the lexicon of knowledge as YOURS TRULY DYNAMIC, ROCKY. This is about words that are manipulated by the GOVERNMENT who tries to rewrite the book and simplify to simple ideas like HORRIBLE might be called "double pluss non- good" or something. But what makes me reminise about the year 1984, its the can I see in front of me and its tellin me that it uses the
"choicest"
ingredients. Now where I come from Choice is a noun. and HOW DEAR SIR? do you expect me to beleive that you can superlify a noun. Like kangarooest? there are some people out there and I won't name names that would say choice is an adjective, as in "Yo this Ski Run is choice! lets cut some shreds bro! Gnarly!" and they may be right, but i just have issues with companys telling me they use the choicest ingredients- what does that Mean? they made a choice? and didn't put just any RANDOM surprise igredient. Well congratu-freaking-lations. You deserve a Blue Ribbon
Rpcky
"choicest"
ingredients. Now where I come from Choice is a noun. and HOW DEAR SIR? do you expect me to beleive that you can superlify a noun. Like kangarooest? there are some people out there and I won't name names that would say choice is an adjective, as in "Yo this Ski Run is choice! lets cut some shreds bro! Gnarly!" and they may be right, but i just have issues with companys telling me they use the choicest ingredients- what does that Mean? they made a choice? and didn't put just any RANDOM surprise igredient. Well congratu-freaking-lations. You deserve a Blue Ribbon
Rpcky
Saturday, November 17, 2007
2 dark
I know I probably blog this every year about this time, but wha' I must say is it's TOO DARK. Too early, too late , all the time, Its really too much
ko
ko
Monday, November 12, 2007
Oatmeal
This morning I ate oatmeal. Just add Oats, Meal, raisins, Sugar, Maple syrup, honey, and cocoa crispies and you have perfect oatmeal. Word, delicious nutricious and tasty, that the way you should be eating
Rokcy
Rokcy
Inter species grooming session
I cut the nails of *cat [WILDcat character @2007). many cats do not like this but *cat likes because I let her groom my hair. When I lean over her to snip the sharp claws she licks my head clean of any greases. Both come out the better! (A model for environmental togetherness???? Animal instincts can be a force of good
ko
ko
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
my new bike route
my new bike commute is very cautious - [not hard edged urban like a fixed-gear.] SAfety can be good for the mental as well as physical. Take the path of least resistance . avoid the traffic and ye shall be re-wardered with a better state of mind . SIDEwalk is usually for wusses but its OK for a block or two . (east side of Harvard Ave) It gets me where I need to go and clear of the merging traffic. And also I take the meandering BLVD designed by the Olmsted brothers in more gentle era. Climb the hill all the way to the top for fun ^^^^
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Whats up hanging out? Just got a MASS email from someone, and they boasted that this is the first mass email they have sent (additionally they referred to themselves as "we" and included all names in CC and not BCC). Well WOOP DE DOO. What is that supposed to mean that I am supposed to read YOUR trash email? Thanks Fat Boy. You have simultaneously insulted me (inferring that those of a lesser moral fibre send more mass emails, which I OK on occasion do, because hey dude- the internet-) and (continuing sentence watchout) ...given me a trash email that I have to deal with. I'LL TELL YOU 3 THings that I would like to MINIMIZE: 1. EXCUSES 2. APOLOGIES 3. FLATTERY
rk
rk
Thursday, October 25, 2007
quickly re: heat
the heeat turned on in my house and now there is a cozy feeling of winter. I also got a NYC license and they didn't allow me to wear my spectacles in the frame and I said MY SPECS- YO!!! they are MY whole personality! don't take m- specs! I twon't be nurthing if I don't SPECZx
Oh yeah it was fun in SEATOWN having a tour of whiskey sour manufacturers
r
Oh yeah it was fun in SEATOWN having a tour of whiskey sour manufacturers
r
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
do U see spots?
spot density is a map I have been working on. Its hard to explain this to the non expert but its a model of our world. For example, which cities are best and why?
The inspiration comes from a science fair experiment of a classmate of mine in JR-HI. The gist was he shined a flashlight in people's faces and asked "Do U see spots?". Results were recorded and data analyzed.
My version has been hosted by a University student to give an air of learned scholarship. Watch this (not U tube)
kojak
ps thanks Rocky and anonymous companion for surprising me with a brix and mortar visit. IT seemed I had been slacking and in need of some encouragement to keep telling the TRuth 2 the world and all the powerful people in it!
The inspiration comes from a science fair experiment of a classmate of mine in JR-HI. The gist was he shined a flashlight in people's faces and asked "Do U see spots?". Results were recorded and data analyzed.
My version has been hosted by a University student to give an air of learned scholarship. Watch this (not U tube)
kojak
ps thanks Rocky and anonymous companion for surprising me with a brix and mortar visit. IT seemed I had been slacking and in need of some encouragement to keep telling the TRuth 2 the world and all the powerful people in it!
Running out the Door+CHILI
Hi Its warm here in NYC, not Chili. But what was Chili is the soup I had last night. It was called SOUR CHILI SOUP and it was in the "Hot Specilites" spelling accurate. I said to myself Rocky I said lets test out your manly hood and try that soup. Well FOLX Lets just say I choked the first ten times I tried to take a bite. Its as if teh vapors invaded my throat and caused havoc at its edge wreaking a storm or terror and mayhem. Now: about this soups appearance: basically and I S*&*T you not it was a bowl of hot sauce and burning hot chili oil mixed in heated to a hot temperature and couple dumplings thrown on top. To the waiters credit- he warned me but when i went ahead with the order he gave me the goods. Gota get going its a new day
rocky
rocky
Monday, October 15, 2007
a few bit mosr
Guess what? Where have I been. You think you were on top of things? but no you weren't. Forgot I was here didn't you that I was going to write more? Didn't you. SOmeone thought they were finished with me yet. GOOD cuz itsn't not going to shtop. Lots of things get written and I am going to do it. Its going to be me and my job to publish this writing as my career. Thanks for watching my whole situation and I'll keep tabs too but in the mean time just know that many words will be flying for you and you can catch them for listening Over and out roger rogcky
Friday, September 28, 2007
Mostly just me in front of a_computer
HI,
I just turned down a Big Job because i don't want to sit in front of my computer any more. FUnny? Sorry! I have to keep my schedule open for more important things. I have to keep my schedule OPEN so opportunity can swoop down and snatch me up to the stars. Whats more? Just keepin it free and easy for loafin and freeloadin. Relaxin everyday ALL day and not workin and still riding in the fanciest cars. Who's that? Fancy Rich Man a freeloadin lover who won't take no stress from no one no matter if they be the free leader of the free world. UH fancy rich man, fancy rich. Livin the FANCY LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEE
Rocky
I just turned down a Big Job because i don't want to sit in front of my computer any more. FUnny? Sorry! I have to keep my schedule open for more important things. I have to keep my schedule OPEN so opportunity can swoop down and snatch me up to the stars. Whats more? Just keepin it free and easy for loafin and freeloadin. Relaxin everyday ALL day and not workin and still riding in the fanciest cars. Who's that? Fancy Rich Man a freeloadin lover who won't take no stress from no one no matter if they be the free leader of the free world. UH fancy rich man, fancy rich. Livin the FANCY LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEE
Rocky
Sunday, September 23, 2007
hi Holyday
no I wasn't one of the CHOSEN few who fasted this weekend, I'm actually not even sure if I feel very guilty about eating WELL: Italian feast made by pal, Stir fry by me, and now me and cermak are making SOUL FOOD for the vegetarian.
No i'm not a baptist but more of an EPICUREAN -- that doesn;t mean I spend big $ for truffles and sea bass - actually it's a greek philosophy of the good life though moderation and some simple pleasures. kinda like the Budddha's middle way between hedonism and nothing at all...
koj
No i'm not a baptist but more of an EPICUREAN -- that doesn;t mean I spend big $ for truffles and sea bass - actually it's a greek philosophy of the good life though moderation and some simple pleasures. kinda like the Budddha's middle way between hedonism and nothing at all...
koj
Thursday, September 20, 2007
BLASTED sounds
Crikey there's a freaking jackhammer outside and its driving me crazy. Why jackhammer teh street why not just gently coax up the asphalt using a beautiful tune? Why not get a load of talented children to get together to sing instead a FreAKING jackerikng my BRAIN#W!!!!!!
r
r
Sunday, September 16, 2007
The Mazerati of Catboxes
Yes. You heard me right. The old catbox was just smelling up my newly rearranged living room too much. I went out early to solve the problem. Actually a little TOO early as all the pet stores were closed. So I waited til 11 then got the newest and finest in ITALIAN DESIGN. The salesman explained to me, "If you want your cat to do her business in a luxury environment then you are going to want to spend A BIT XTRA and go for
THE MAZERATI OF CATBOXES. just kidding about the salesman but NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY ITALIAN CRAPSMENSHIP! rocky
THE MAZERATI OF CATBOXES. just kidding about the salesman but NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY ITALIAN CRAPSMENSHIP! rocky
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Mid-coast
Wow.
So much exciting stuff on this blog and haven't hardly had time to comment. Let me just say this: VERY NICE.
I also have some more serious reading and reviewing to do: I"LL Do that SOON!
As the left side of the bicoastal muckrakers I must admit that I have been ignoring my coast lately (APOLOGIES) . I was checking out a great lakes and mY is it GREAT!!
hey CHICAGO hey chiCAGO Go CUBS GO!!
kojak
So much exciting stuff on this blog and haven't hardly had time to comment. Let me just say this: VERY NICE.
I also have some more serious reading and reviewing to do: I"LL Do that SOON!
As the left side of the bicoastal muckrakers I must admit that I have been ignoring my coast lately (APOLOGIES) . I was checking out a great lakes and mY is it GREAT!!
hey CHICAGO hey chiCAGO Go CUBS GO!!
kojak
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
My Cat
i have black cat. The funny part of this whole story is that my black cat sees another black cat out the window. What do you think they are thinking when they see each other. Maybe something like: there's only room enough for one black cat around here. But luckily my cat stays inside and that other stays outside, or at least out of my house.rk
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Beach in September? I never thought that was possible. BUT IT IS
HI,
We finally got the beach yesterday. Let me just use a few words here: SUN DRENCHED: SALTY: SANDTASTISCH: MELTING PEPPERJACK CHEESE: MAXIMUM # OF TRANSPORTATION LEGS IN ONE DAY: what else? oh! WASHED UP CRABS: SURREALISTIC ATMOSPHERE and finally: DEER SWARMS!
peace!
Rocky
We finally got the beach yesterday. Let me just use a few words here: SUN DRENCHED: SALTY: SANDTASTISCH: MELTING PEPPERJACK CHEESE: MAXIMUM # OF TRANSPORTATION LEGS IN ONE DAY: what else? oh! WASHED UP CRABS: SURREALISTIC ATMOSPHERE and finally: DEER SWARMS!
peace!
Rocky
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
PHO PHOEVER!!!!!
starting the day off is a hard enough thing to do but, i've found out with a healthy bowl of pho your day can go alot easier.living in hanoi-vn there are pho stands on almost every corner. the scent is one you'll never forget with these huge pots of broth boiling. it's all in the broth. most stands start with a chicken stock (no bird flu)with a boil. then you add your chicken or beef, some onions,vermicelli noodles, small red peppers, and that's it.it's usually so hot you've got to wait a few minutes then spoon away. all this for 75 cents- try to beat that.
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Apricot juice: delicious + SUCCESS
I've had the privelege of eating delicious jersey peaches this morning. And now I am going to tell you that I also drank APRICOT NECTAR coming from Goya. Thats delicious refreshing and makes you feel more healthful. I am going to take a shower now and really get going But first.
What is success? Is it the car or the apartment or is it the fame? Well here's one more idea. Success is when you achieve somthing that you desire
Rocky
What is success? Is it the car or the apartment or is it the fame? Well here's one more idea. Success is when you achieve somthing that you desire
Rocky
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Hair Raising Motorbiking in Hanoi
The daily drive into downtown Hanoi is an experience beyond belief.At the crack of dawn the chickens start bellowing, walkers are going through their paces, and the motorbiker's are lining up in the starting gate. Once the flag is dropped all hell breaks loose(usually about 6am).Since there are no dotted lines anywhere in Vietnam the crossing from one side of the road to the other is a given.In order to get anywhere in Hanoi there is a constant jockying for position. You've got the Mach 3 teenager who has no fear and drives with one hand or no hands on the handlebars. The business man who's only purpose is getting to work without damaging his pleated pants. And the average Joe moving along with the flow.If someone goes down there usually will be a pile-up of 3-4 bikes tangled in a heap. Road rash and broken bones are common. There is one saving grace, come September 20th everyone will have to wear a helmet.I've been biking in Hanoi for two years and have had many close calls but no fatalities yet.So if you want to get your blood flowing in the morning come on over to Hanoi and step up to the starting gate.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Loss of props analysis
Anyone seen my stuff?
Wallet, phone , bank cards, etc???
NOT I. All R lost :((((((
A tip to my readers: do not place your stuff in back of a rickety old pickup.
It might just disappear.
-kojak
Wallet, phone , bank cards, etc???
NOT I. All R lost :((((((
A tip to my readers: do not place your stuff in back of a rickety old pickup.
It might just disappear.
-kojak
Monday, August 27, 2007
I've got a headache and its this big
OUCH> MY head hurts because of aching. WHY All I had was 3 beers last night and now its head ache time(?) I need alleviation, relief. I need to ease the pain in my aching head. And how am I going to do it. The only think I now how to do is drinking water. Oh its making my headache even worse trying to write this. Oh man I can't keep on writing this! the computer screen its hurting my eyes. its as if every single type stroke I do is pounding something sharp and pointy into my head. I can't endure this endeavor for any greater length of time than I am presently devoting to it. I simply to not have the physical stamina to withstand this torturous act of typing out my thoughts. I must stop and I must do it as soon as possible before I do serious and irreversible damage to my person. In other news today is a new day filled with new chances
Rocky
Rocky
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Fraw
Let's talk about the weather. It got cold. So I am wearing a grey sweater. So I AM the weather. When I will wear purple it will rain purple. Wether you like it or not. Get it? Got It? Gethoy gethoy
rocky
rocky
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
hair Talk (Cont.)
Today I awoke with what were dubbed: "Perfect Curls" by a well-wisher. But now the day has gone on and its 246. Now, WHERE ARE MY PERFECT CURLS. They've gone the way of the dodo bird=IN the trash. NOt to mean that I chopped my curls, just what I mean is that MY HAIR HAS FLATTENED OUT and lets just say that it could only pass for wavy at this point. Lets keep it our little secret though. Another things about hair is this: My cat sheds like a hair factory. Here's yet another fact. I stopped combing my hair in colledge and then didn't never do combing no more even after theys learned me to be edumctinged
ro
ro
Monday, August 13, 2007
2 bottles of sHampOO
TOTAL (Maybe 3...).
I think is all I ever bought in my adult life (before that my mom bought ,NO TEARS').
When rocky and I lived in a 2BR apt we had one bottle of shampoo that last ed the whole time and I think I may have taken out to SEattle with me. Nowadays my lady friend buys new shampoo like every month but I have one big bottle from DAY 1 and its still heavy and full of much more life. Too much shampoo is bad for hair so conservation = a + for everyone involved
kojak
I think is all I ever bought in my adult life (before that my mom bought ,NO TEARS').
When rocky and I lived in a 2BR apt we had one bottle of shampoo that last ed the whole time and I think I may have taken out to SEattle with me. Nowadays my lady friend buys new shampoo like every month but I have one big bottle from DAY 1 and its still heavy and full of much more life. Too much shampoo is bad for hair so conservation = a + for everyone involved
kojak
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Please someone else decide the appearance of this pink blog cuz I can't dec id
have you noticed the changing colors of this blog? I keep changing thme, cuz there is now easy way to change. But I can't decide.. Its like when you go to a restaurount you must ask "What would you reccomend?" to the waitress, or perhaps, "I'll have what he's having" then clsoe your eyes and point in a RANDOM direction. Well I'll have what your having what COLOR you're having that is. Just mAKE THE decision cuz I am incapable of choosing the color path with the infinite array of possibiltitytes
Rocky
Rocky
Friday, July 27, 2007
Verry well
Since in the past months I could never dream up a darn thing to cook I started to turn to look at other sources other than my own hunger for cert ain things.
I have now started to boil wextables, with water adn salt and then puree them into soup. yah sounds bland but its not. becuase wextables actually taste wery good on thier own. And in this way if you are a single person such as myself you can purchase say one beet and one turnip or which ever variety suits you (potatoes, celeries, even tomatoes, and basil, or cabbage green or red. or anything for that matter)
And if you like more substantial soups you can add some diairy if your not a lactoad or you know what is add some rolled oats or other rolled grains and they puree very sofrt and smooth.
Its the best! Try it today for less that a few dollars!! and enjoy a warming soothing meal.
Sp
I have now started to boil wextables, with water adn salt and then puree them into soup. yah sounds bland but its not. becuase wextables actually taste wery good on thier own. And in this way if you are a single person such as myself you can purchase say one beet and one turnip or which ever variety suits you (potatoes, celeries, even tomatoes, and basil, or cabbage green or red. or anything for that matter)
And if you like more substantial soups you can add some diairy if your not a lactoad or you know what is add some rolled oats or other rolled grains and they puree very sofrt and smooth.
Its the best! Try it today for less that a few dollars!! and enjoy a warming soothing meal.
Sp
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Anyone can guess the password for this blog
Watch this:
I've been meditating in other people 's gradens on these questions related to my life;s pursuits:: What is an URBAN type environment v. suburban . Is it something in the air or does it flow through the streerts like a circulatory stystem (ARTERY v. Vein , Capilary vs veinule).
Yes and no . IF you want to be part of the urban life you need to be connected , Sometimes you don;t and that;s OK too. For in the countryside , why even bother to leave the property - Smell the flowers . Otherhandedly MAybe you wan to be connected but with no distractions just speeding everywhere you want in a direct line . You would need lots of space t0 clear everyone out of your path and that would be mad suburban. Not a good thing in this man;s opinion. IF you want to be connected you have to accept things blocking your way (SPONTENAETY) so as not to be selfish and to actually make life a lot more enjoyable and realistic :˙©∆˙©∆˙© URBAN TAOISM ˙©∆˙©
kjk
I've been meditating in other people 's gradens on these questions related to my life;s pursuits:: What is an URBAN type environment v. suburban . Is it something in the air or does it flow through the streerts like a circulatory stystem (ARTERY v. Vein , Capilary vs veinule).
Yes and no . IF you want to be part of the urban life you need to be connected , Sometimes you don;t and that;s OK too. For in the countryside , why even bother to leave the property - Smell the flowers . Otherhandedly MAybe you wan to be connected but with no distractions just speeding everywhere you want in a direct line . You would need lots of space t0 clear everyone out of your path and that would be mad suburban. Not a good thing in this man;s opinion. IF you want to be connected you have to accept things blocking your way (SPONTENAETY) so as not to be selfish and to actually make life a lot more enjoyable and realistic :˙©∆˙©∆˙© URBAN TAOISM ˙©∆˙©
kjk
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Life thought prverb
"Plan when you are able, and when you are unable to plan be spontaneous"
by
Rocky "Lao Tzu" Dynamic
by
Rocky "Lao Tzu" Dynamic
Saturday, July 21, 2007
The big crack up
My big adventure with bay area earthquakes started many months ago.
Guess what - I was in an earthquake yesterday morning at 4:42.
I was asleep like a baby in my bed, and I open my eyes just in time to see the ENTIRE ROOM shaking like a toy box in the hands of god or something.
AHHHHHH. Here is it is the big ONE – I say to my self. But it stopped very shortly thereafter thank gdnss.
Anyways the big kicker is that wow there really is something out there in that big world. good to know the forces are at work, that my self one person is still subject to such large and potentious forces of NATURE.
what it told me though when I ran outside and no one was there, or when my dad asked me if sirens or dogs were barking is that, shit am I having a nervous break down!! No one else care that there is an earthquake, or maybe in made it up. Did it really happen and no one here to verify i am amidst reality, am i a ghost?
but foremost why the F____ am i living by myself in an isolated place? If Im going to go out in the great crack up - i better me in the bustle of the city, at least with people i know. So the earthquake made me, by thinking i could die, make me think well and if im alive, why they F____ am i having this type of break down and im not even dying.
life and death blah blah blah
but i think that a roler coaster has this kind of effect, or jumping on the trampoline too, because when you shake or free fall i think the blood moves differently like upwards or to the sides and that triggers different nerve responses and then you have new thoughts. so if anyone know s of a good roller coaster in the area please let me know! thank you.
Sita Pants also known as latatica
Guess what - I was in an earthquake yesterday morning at 4:42.
I was asleep like a baby in my bed, and I open my eyes just in time to see the ENTIRE ROOM shaking like a toy box in the hands of god or something.
AHHHHHH. Here is it is the big ONE – I say to my self. But it stopped very shortly thereafter thank gdnss.
Anyways the big kicker is that wow there really is something out there in that big world. good to know the forces are at work, that my self one person is still subject to such large and potentious forces of NATURE.
what it told me though when I ran outside and no one was there, or when my dad asked me if sirens or dogs were barking is that, shit am I having a nervous break down!! No one else care that there is an earthquake, or maybe in made it up. Did it really happen and no one here to verify i am amidst reality, am i a ghost?
but foremost why the F____ am i living by myself in an isolated place? If Im going to go out in the great crack up - i better me in the bustle of the city, at least with people i know. So the earthquake made me, by thinking i could die, make me think well and if im alive, why they F____ am i having this type of break down and im not even dying.
life and death blah blah blah
but i think that a roler coaster has this kind of effect, or jumping on the trampoline too, because when you shake or free fall i think the blood moves differently like upwards or to the sides and that triggers different nerve responses and then you have new thoughts. so if anyone know s of a good roller coaster in the area please let me know! thank you.
Sita Pants also known as latatica
Friday, July 20, 2007
LIFE thoughts VOLumes
Due to the overwhelmingly positve response on the last post I have decided to continue "striving untiringly" and the Buddha would suggest. Todays life thought is this: I have a plant with purple leaves and ITS DYING. Its inside and its dying PURPLE DYE THAT IS Its making everything purple. What can I do for the plant I'm worried. One friend suggested I "Feed" the plant beer. This makes them happier and if they die, they will be so drunk no one will notice. Hmm sounds like sound advice. How about anyone else? For example what music do plants like. Bach Beethoven, Cannibal Corpse, or the Byrds. ONe other peace of news I have a new name for my cat and its "Sea Bee"
R
R
Thursday, July 19, 2007
THE Beuty of No one reading your WEB SITE is that you can do bad writing and now one will knw
For example take a look at the last post. THE "Editor" in me wants to go back and destroy this post becaues of its low quality standard that doesn''t realy MAKE THE "GRADE" of quality writing on this site (even though it got 3 mysterious comments ?QUESTION MARK)
But let me get back to my THESIS STATEMENT. Which is this. THe internet is good becasue it allows you to shoot off your random thoughts, then you don't feel the need to express yourself anymore. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. and that is why we need water to live
Rocy
But let me get back to my THESIS STATEMENT. Which is this. THe internet is good becasue it allows you to shoot off your random thoughts, then you don't feel the need to express yourself anymore. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. Supporting sentence. and that is why we need water to live
Rocy
Saturday, July 14, 2007
ALERT (RED)
Hi this saturday early after noon. I listen to kexp seatle and they have good radio show. You listen too if you like reggaes
XXOO
Rocky
XXOO
Rocky
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
years pass by in a blur
wasn't it just yesterday i was complaining about too high blueberry prices. and Now the store has blueberries for 2.50/ PINT. halluh freakin luyah. Low low prices on summer blockbustin blueberries back for another one of those blockrockin blue blue blowkin blanger blangberries buestros
BLUEBERRY ROCKSTAR
BLUEBERRY ROCKSTAR
Sunday, July 01, 2007
I GOT 20 NEW IPHONES
Dude I got 20 new iphones and they are AWESOME. they call stuff 50 times faster than other phones and they transport me to other PLANETZ. Plus they are laser beams. They shoot the laser beams out the headphone port. Not joke, also they are light sabers and they make laser beam sword. Its just me and my I-Phone on a desert island fighting evil by ourselves and we can fly!
Rocky
Rocky
Friday, June 29, 2007
Saga of Morality of which only now am I recovering from
One could say I make my $ editing "videos". ADULT VIDEOS. Just kidding, its just pornography. Just kidding only soft core porn. Wait I am totally joking and learning the game of adding key "sex" words to get major hits by "internet" users. SCRATCH ALL THAT. So, editing. And i discover now that i gotta get a new computer, and use the new software. So the question is to buy or steal, well I had to spend mad cow..-mad cash, a cash cow and get the new software, which company are making harder and harder to make available buy sharing. So much for spreading the knowledge and the freedom of democracy and Hello to land of oil magnates and killer whalesharks
ENOUGH.
rocky
ENOUGH.
rocky
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
The First Time is always the Hardest
Today I had to install 2(two) doornobs on 2 different doors. It was the first time every in my history that I had to install a doornob. I understood conceptually what was involved with the mechanics of the apparatus, conceptually but not techinally. does that make sense? It demonstrates that I didn't know what i was doing.
The first doornob took me SOOSOSOSOSOSOSOS long, you can't believe how many ways I screwed that one up. so many times I felt, wow this is a task I have truly showed my weakness in.
Then the second doornob I did in like 5 minutes having learned the trix of the trade and not making the mistakes I did the first time.
ANALOGOUS To other doors of life?
the Question
Rocky
The first doornob took me SOOSOSOSOSOSOSOS long, you can't believe how many ways I screwed that one up. so many times I felt, wow this is a task I have truly showed my weakness in.
Then the second doornob I did in like 5 minutes having learned the trix of the trade and not making the mistakes I did the first time.
ANALOGOUS To other doors of life?
the Question
Rocky
Friday, June 22, 2007
nu season
As he sat upon the bouganvilla draped veranda, wrapped in the torpor of a new season ...
A couple things fill out the deatials in this dramatic scene:
I've been getting up real early (B'fast at 6;30 !) so the day is extra long and sleepy.
I saw my shortest shadow of the year yesterday - I may have to journey to the tropics in search of a shorter one!
I drempt of giving a powerpoint presentation in the RSBF color scheme - I coulndn;t read it and got nervouss......
-kojak
A couple things fill out the deatials in this dramatic scene:
I've been getting up real early (B'fast at 6;30 !) so the day is extra long and sleepy.
I saw my shortest shadow of the year yesterday - I may have to journey to the tropics in search of a shorter one!
I drempt of giving a powerpoint presentation in the RSBF color scheme - I coulndn;t read it and got nervouss......
-kojak
Monday, June 04, 2007
MY SAPCSE
I have to change my catlitter, so I can't spend mjch time writing about this. My apparently my apartment smells like an "aquarium" OK(?) So anyway hows everyone? doing well? good good, good to hear. How fast are you going now? How many mph? I think I am going to have pizza tonight. Guess how much bacon egg cheese and large coffe and banana are at the deli_ 330 thats all. I don't care whaqt you say about how new york s expensive because thats cheap! OK! glad to hear about everything is good, now I have bluebaerys so. HERE IS THE SUBJECT OF THE TODAYS ENTRYL: got it: FLUCTUATING BLUEBERRY PRICES. its almost officially summer according to the solstice and gey hollyday who the blueberry prices should be falling? YET they are 295 almost as much as the afformentioned brakfast combination. HOWEVER when you phrase it like that, how fun would it me to eat an entire carton of blueberrys for breakfast complete mental liberation from non-blueberry moments.
rocky
rocky
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Quick DUCK!!
Imagine this: a gunfight at your local bodega/crappy cafe thing. The bullets are flying everywhere, You think to yourself: Jeese All I just wanted was a cup of coffee and now I have become involved in a high passions/high stakes gun battle! Lame right. So you decide 1. I don't have a vested interest or enough knowledge about which gun battle side should win and 2. This is dangerous. So you decide that the best solution for you is clear- "duck behind the counter" This is what happened to me this morning - except there was no gun battle- BUT DON"T STOP PAYING ATTENTION- I DID however look behind the counter and lo tho I wasn't forced to Duck Behind the COunter... There was a DUCK BEHIND THE COUNTER. That's right folks, a real yellow duck preening itself and it was the pet of a worker at this cafe.
Rocky
Rocky
Monday, May 14, 2007
update on special companion
Anyone who pays a vist to casa de kojak Y cermak may be in for a special Treat...
...a special new companion from the animal shelter
(='.'=)feline~~~~~~~~~
She is so much the sweetest and SO adventerous . I'm sure you will hear more in the future (keep paying attention).
...a special new companion from the animal shelter
(='.'=)feline~~~~~~~~~
She is so much the sweetest and SO adventerous . I'm sure you will hear more in the future (keep paying attention).
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Update on glasses
remember how my glasses got all scrathced and all?
well I went to get some new ones...
I considered some various styles { I haven;t exactly been an optical trendsetter like rocky } and checked out the classic thick plastics in all newfound versions . I eschewed the WIRES but checked out new types of METAL that I hadn't considered . The DANISH have figured out how to use some advnaced titanium to construt a sleek style that you I think many >>>> of you might enjoy .. It almost lookd like plastic - but it isn;t . It's GREEN TITANIUM maybe the strongest material available at this time but appartently the lens will be plastic ?? how ironical.
kojak
well I went to get some new ones...
I considered some various styles { I haven;t exactly been an optical trendsetter like rocky } and checked out the classic thick plastics in all newfound versions . I eschewed the WIRES but checked out new types of METAL that I hadn't considered . The DANISH have figured out how to use some advnaced titanium to construt a sleek style that you I think many >>>> of you might enjoy .. It almost lookd like plastic - but it isn;t . It's GREEN TITANIUM maybe the strongest material available at this time but appartently the lens will be plastic ?? how ironical.
kojak
Friday, May 04, 2007
WHite Loaferch
White Loaferch is a fish you find in the SALTON SEA> just kdding its my new shoes. Its NEW! Loaferch. Imagine this fish can swim 1000 miles per hour and he spends 50x faster than any torpedo and he BLASTAZ? HE BLASTCH. Time for coffee, falling asleep
Rockuy
Rockuy
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
you want ME to pay $600 for this SORE throat?!?
freakin dentist .
I went in feeling just fine about myself only to be PICKED And probed and then told all my cavities needed to be replaced even thou they've been treatimg me just fine.
Oh yeah, know how SILVER fillings are cool and aside from biting tin foil JUST FINE?
Well apparently you can't get em anymore cuz apparently they're not enough of a RIP OFF for the dental proffesion to bother with. Instead I must get pearly whites that insurance won;t cover $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Plus the wack side effects - I can be a man and put up with the PAIN for 45 min but then I get a SORE THROAT from all the chemicals and germs PUMped into my mouth . ANd in 2 weeks I be all numb and prob bite my LIP:(
hows that for negativity ?????
kojak
I went in feeling just fine about myself only to be PICKED And probed and then told all my cavities needed to be replaced even thou they've been treatimg me just fine.
Oh yeah, know how SILVER fillings are cool and aside from biting tin foil JUST FINE?
Well apparently you can't get em anymore cuz apparently they're not enough of a RIP OFF for the dental proffesion to bother with. Instead I must get pearly whites that insurance won;t cover $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Plus the wack side effects - I can be a man and put up with the PAIN for 45 min but then I get a SORE THROAT from all the chemicals and germs PUMped into my mouth . ANd in 2 weeks I be all numb and prob bite my LIP:(
hows that for negativity ?????
kojak
Sunday, April 22, 2007
most relevant bus ride to this blog EVEr
just got back from a nice trip to FRISCO THE BAY AREA ... you might remember past muckraking from this local by rocky (word to the achive) . Well I can't say I spent too much time there or are any kind of an expert but sometimes a little LUCK can go a long way in brief time (S= D/T) . I even went to a famous bookstore of so called proto Bloggers like Jack KeroWACK . They had a "muckraking" section but it revealed no works of rocky or kojak so was deemed to B dubious.
Most people enjoy a trip on the cable car when in town. It;s really ideal if you want to point a CAMCORDER at things instead of using your MIND then writing it down later like me right now. For real mu ck raking the Bus on trolley wires is preferred. cermak and I did this and so much happened my mind almost can;t recall..
first off, it was sketchy as it was late and Chaos ensued n many questionable individuals pakced in . I don;t like to make accusations but let;s just say that some groping occured that bordered on crotch grabbing ASSAULT. cermak almost had to get in a dudes face like a can of MACE !˚˙©˚∆˙
Next off , we thought another dude was getting sketchy but he turned out to be an unexpected ALLY...RANDOM!!
Who??? Rocky's brother RAMSTEIN !!! (assuming he wishes to be know by that)
We've hardly ever made his aquaintaince but he totally recongnized and asked " R U KOJAK?"
unbelievable . (he lives in this fine city) ANd what a nice man .
BELIEVE IT
(ko)
Most people enjoy a trip on the cable car when in town. It;s really ideal if you want to point a CAMCORDER at things instead of using your MIND then writing it down later like me right now. For real mu ck raking the Bus on trolley wires is preferred. cermak and I did this and so much happened my mind almost can;t recall..
first off, it was sketchy as it was late and Chaos ensued n many questionable individuals pakced in . I don;t like to make accusations but let;s just say that some groping occured that bordered on crotch grabbing ASSAULT. cermak almost had to get in a dudes face like a can of MACE !˚˙©˚∆˙
Next off , we thought another dude was getting sketchy but he turned out to be an unexpected ALLY...RANDOM!!
Who??? Rocky's brother RAMSTEIN !!! (assuming he wishes to be know by that)
We've hardly ever made his aquaintaince but he totally recongnized and asked " R U KOJAK?"
unbelievable . (he lives in this fine city) ANd what a nice man .
BELIEVE IT
(ko)
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
scientifical survey on bike riding
Here is a survey developed by SJ OUTCOMES, JOHNNY RIGOR, ET AL.
You will want to take it if you ride a bike to determine WHAT kind of cyclist you are . You might also use it to identify what kind of biker you see.\
(this applies to street riding - think about the last time you rode on street/sidewalk)
1. What type of bike frame?
(A) Road Bike (B) Hybrid (C) Mtn Bike (D) Vintage Road Bike
2. How many speeds do you have at your disposal?
(A) >21 (B) 19-21 (C) 2-18 (D) 1
3. What type of brakes do you use
(A) Canteliever breaks (B) Disc breaks (C) Squeaky/Other (D)None-Fixed Gear
4. What do you wear on your head?
(A) Sleek Helmet (B) Helmet w/ visor / Brain Bucket (C) nothing (D) Che hat/ bikehat
5. What type of legwear?
(A)Tight Synthetic (B) Loose sythetic (c) Loose Cotton (D) Tight jeans
6. What's on your chest?
(A) Bike Jersey/clear jacket (B)Bright layers (C) Seasonal wear (D) minimal layers(tight T)
7.What kind of pedals?
(A) LOOK style clipless (B) SPD style clipless (C) basic (D) clips 'n straps
8. What is your prefered FLARE item?
(A) aero eyewhere (B) 3+ blinkies (C) underinfalted tires (D) U Lock in back pocket
9. What type of bag ?
(A) just goo packets (B) Paniers (C) backpack (D) legitimate messenger bag
10. To turn left you...
(A) merge into turn lane (B) hand signal and dismount (c) use crosswalks (D) trackstand then cut across speeding traffic
Count up the A's : if you score 5+ then you are a SPORTY rider
"""B's: if you score 5+ then you are a SAFETY rider
"""C's: if you score 5+ then you are a CASUAL rider
"""D's: if you score 5+ then you are a DEMOGRAPHIC/HIPSTER rider
needless to say if you score 10/10 you an ARCHETYPE!!
(reported by kojak)
You will want to take it if you ride a bike to determine WHAT kind of cyclist you are . You might also use it to identify what kind of biker you see.\
(this applies to street riding - think about the last time you rode on street/sidewalk)
1. What type of bike frame?
(A) Road Bike (B) Hybrid (C) Mtn Bike (D) Vintage Road Bike
2. How many speeds do you have at your disposal?
(A) >21 (B) 19-21 (C) 2-18 (D) 1
3. What type of brakes do you use
(A) Canteliever breaks (B) Disc breaks (C) Squeaky/Other (D)None-Fixed Gear
4. What do you wear on your head?
(A) Sleek Helmet (B) Helmet w/ visor / Brain Bucket (C) nothing (D) Che hat/ bikehat
5. What type of legwear?
(A)Tight Synthetic (B) Loose sythetic (c) Loose Cotton (D) Tight jeans
6. What's on your chest?
(A) Bike Jersey/clear jacket (B)Bright layers (C) Seasonal wear (D) minimal layers(tight T)
7.What kind of pedals?
(A) LOOK style clipless (B) SPD style clipless (C) basic (D) clips 'n straps
8. What is your prefered FLARE item?
(A) aero eyewhere (B) 3+ blinkies (C) underinfalted tires (D) U Lock in back pocket
9. What type of bag ?
(A) just goo packets (B) Paniers (C) backpack (D) legitimate messenger bag
10. To turn left you...
(A) merge into turn lane (B) hand signal and dismount (c) use crosswalks (D) trackstand then cut across speeding traffic
Count up the A's : if you score 5+ then you are a SPORTY rider
"""B's: if you score 5+ then you are a SAFETY rider
"""C's: if you score 5+ then you are a CASUAL rider
"""D's: if you score 5+ then you are a DEMOGRAPHIC/HIPSTER rider
needless to say if you score 10/10 you an ARCHETYPE!!
(reported by kojak)
Friday, April 06, 2007
Just got a NEW! idea
If I opened a spectacle shop, the name? Forget Spectacular Spectacles or Behold the Spectacles or Spec Rec 5000, What Would I Call IT? THE VINTAGE VANTAGE. I can't believe I give these ideas of pure gold away on the world wide internet. for anyone to see as an incentive to read the rsbf. Speaking of pure gold spectacles: I got some. let me tell you the progression of my vision assisted life:
1. squarish wireframes. they came at the same time as braces and boy was that... great
2. oval wireframes, with a kind of purplish tint, made by carrera, these had more pretensions of style, but i was still not serious about glasses and tried not to wear them.
3. THeN, probably the one great fashion maneuver of my life, big black glasses (made by hilfiger no less) I swear people would comment on those glasses EVERY DAY and this was before I ever even knew what emo was. Then those glasses were broken and
4. Clear. these were the longest for the last 6.5 yrs. No EVERYONE HAS CLEAR so I advanced like how IPODs advance
5. and now GOLDEN AVIATOR frames, these are not as ironic as you think and actually most people don't even know tice that they are knew NEW, which is good. ITS ALL ABOUT GETTING OLDER OLDER OLDER OLDER OLDER OLD MAN rocky
1. squarish wireframes. they came at the same time as braces and boy was that... great
2. oval wireframes, with a kind of purplish tint, made by carrera, these had more pretensions of style, but i was still not serious about glasses and tried not to wear them.
3. THeN, probably the one great fashion maneuver of my life, big black glasses (made by hilfiger no less) I swear people would comment on those glasses EVERY DAY and this was before I ever even knew what emo was. Then those glasses were broken and
4. Clear. these were the longest for the last 6.5 yrs. No EVERYONE HAS CLEAR so I advanced like how IPODs advance
5. and now GOLDEN AVIATOR frames, these are not as ironic as you think and actually most people don't even know tice that they are knew NEW, which is good. ITS ALL ABOUT GETTING OLDER OLDER OLDER OLDER OLDER OLD MAN rocky
Sunday, April 01, 2007
vacuum packed tornado attack!
While it's generally against policy to namedrop corporate products allow me this ::
SHARK euro-power stick vacuum!!!!
After much frustration I finnally ditched the dirt devil .. They sell it for real cheap but then it stops working cuz the filter is all clogged but guess what : no filter can be bought in any stores I go to. I was subject to several lies on $6 filters that fit "all models" but apparently not mine HOW WACK. After getting my new high power I realize the dirt devil was WEak sauce all along.
THe power of the SHARK will rip an ikea rug in half!!!!
So i must be careful it's so powerful. My home environs "sim cafe" is so clean now. Much improved...
$30 value turbo scoop extension included for FREEE
-koj
SHARK euro-power stick vacuum!!!!
After much frustration I finnally ditched the dirt devil .. They sell it for real cheap but then it stops working cuz the filter is all clogged but guess what : no filter can be bought in any stores I go to. I was subject to several lies on $6 filters that fit "all models" but apparently not mine HOW WACK. After getting my new high power I realize the dirt devil was WEak sauce all along.
THe power of the SHARK will rip an ikea rug in half!!!!
So i must be careful it's so powerful. My home environs "sim cafe" is so clean now. Much improved...
$30 value turbo scoop extension included for FREEE
-koj
Monday, March 26, 2007
joys of education
for those of us fortunate enough, What did you REALly like about college? MAybe for example kegs and parties but maybe not. MAybe you weren't into staying up LAte at all or maybe just went to one or two raves and that's it. Then what about COURSE PAKS - I bet you have some fond memories of them
;})highlighting
;})spiralllllllllls
;})different colors - do you see a potential special study buddy with the same color PAK?
guess what? I just made my own. Took the power into my own hands and divised my own set of crucial readings w/ spiral and color. It says "PROffessor Kojak" on the cover even though I'm not really a prof. (I've got mad knowledge though so it's OK)
Select special readers of this blog: you have been entered into a contest to recieve one in the mail!!!!!!!
PS special alert: Cermak has published a legitimate rigorous acedemic text coming soon to a scientifical journal near you!
;})highlighting
;})spiralllllllllls
;})different colors - do you see a potential special study buddy with the same color PAK?
guess what? I just made my own. Took the power into my own hands and divised my own set of crucial readings w/ spiral and color. It says "PROffessor Kojak" on the cover even though I'm not really a prof. (I've got mad knowledge though so it's OK)
Select special readers of this blog: you have been entered into a contest to recieve one in the mail!!!!!!!
PS special alert: Cermak has published a legitimate rigorous acedemic text coming soon to a scientifical journal near you!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Search for Longest Escalator in World Thwarted by sands of time but trip to washing DC still a smashing success
I was officially known as plus guy attending a nuptial ceremony this past weekend in "OUR NATION'S CAPITOL". Me and plus girl took the China town bus to this western capitol then through monument valley wondering about differences b/w eastern and western philosophies. Then some of these comments were supported by subsequent literature.
"The way of the Gods"... seems consistently to have extolled the principle of no-principle and the value of no-value...'Everything the good and the bad alike is the work of the gods; thus teachings such as Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism are alike the work of the gods, and so is the fact that men are lead astray by them. It is in this sense that distinctions of good and bad, right and wrong, exist...It follows that in governing a country one should first try to ensure safety from gods as did the ancients, but if it should prove difficult to rule without resort to Confucianism one should rule through Confucianism." This actually is meant to illustrate a Japanese sensibility and in no way is it meant to allow gw to resort to a christian bbq to unite us and mindwash our sensibility.
What?
Rocky
"The way of the Gods"... seems consistently to have extolled the principle of no-principle and the value of no-value...'Everything the good and the bad alike is the work of the gods; thus teachings such as Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism are alike the work of the gods, and so is the fact that men are lead astray by them. It is in this sense that distinctions of good and bad, right and wrong, exist...It follows that in governing a country one should first try to ensure safety from gods as did the ancients, but if it should prove difficult to rule without resort to Confucianism one should rule through Confucianism." This actually is meant to illustrate a Japanese sensibility and in no way is it meant to allow gw to resort to a christian bbq to unite us and mindwash our sensibility.
What?
Rocky
Thursday, March 15, 2007
hey whats operationsl
Hey whats OPERATIONSL.
hi my feet are too warm. I told my parents I need new socks. But I told them don't worry about buying them, I just need them. Goy my feet are hot. holy pasta fazool. Guess what i am drinking soda pop. Its what I drink cuz i got a fancy job for month. ENGLISH DICTIONARY TRANSLATION::FANCY=====Dr PEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPr
peptide. detergent!
Rocky Dynamicest in townasdfjkl;
hi my feet are too warm. I told my parents I need new socks. But I told them don't worry about buying them, I just need them. Goy my feet are hot. holy pasta fazool. Guess what i am drinking soda pop. Its what I drink cuz i got a fancy job for month. ENGLISH DICTIONARY TRANSLATION::FANCY=====Dr PEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPr
peptide. detergent!
Rocky Dynamicest in townasdfjkl;
Thursday, March 08, 2007
watch out for these people Rocky
Alert: rocky, there is a unholy bunch in your area of the world. I read about them in the your newspaper, "The News Fit to Print" this morning. They are idenfified as residing in your former residential district. They might look for you in your new, undisclosed residential district. You might recognize this crew as very similar to what we both experinced in our university dormitory in terms of look and demographic. They're a little older now - a little less scared of the "SKetchy" (but still having nighmares about 'the grabber'). They lack true stylistics or a great understanding of the TRUTH but when they come across something "RANDOM" they will try to capture it as best they can, within they're wacked out perspective.
BUT guess what, people will buy it in various forms - In this case a new SCEnt > Most People mistake these PRoducts for the THRUTh! And the unholy bunch will only be encouraged by the $$$/. You, dear reader, know otherwise. Like the great svenonuis said they will try "to manacle the dangerous men, isolate their scent, and put it in can."
BUT guess what, people will buy it in various forms - In this case a new SCEnt > Most People mistake these PRoducts for the THRUTh! And the unholy bunch will only be encouraged by the $$$/. You, dear reader, know otherwise. Like the great svenonuis said they will try "to manacle the dangerous men, isolate their scent, and put it in can."
Saturday, March 03, 2007
PEACE OUT SHOES- KEEP IT REAL
My shoes have betrayed me for the LAST TIME. about 35 seconds ago I just took them out to the street and put the in the trash and said PEACE OUT SHOES KEEP IT REAL (if you can). HOw did they betray me? There's a little thing that happens in nature and even in winter and its called rain. And me shoes they've got these little things on each one called holes IN THE FEET. Do you like walking with wet feet ? NOT and me I don't NEITHER. PERIOD. OUT OF MY LIFE. the shoes were dirty too and you know what? This is easier than cleaning them. Dirty in the dirty trash where they BELONG. Another issue that recently arose with this FootWear that I am commenting about is the issue of whether or not they should be tied. This is such a difficult philosophical issue. Throwing the shoes out solves that issue too. So peace out shoes, keep it real, in the trash
PEACE-ROCKY
PEACE-ROCKY
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Interplanetary REVOLUTION
I KNOW THAT THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE READ THIS INTERACTIVE WEB JOURNAL BLOG EVERYDAY. So i would like to ":BRoadcast" some very important info. I started teaching some kids -5th grade^THE SECRETS of the media. I've got a lot of hope for these kids that they won't be brainwashed by the capitalistic values presented in the overall blahzay of TELEVIS etc. But this is my broadcast. If you have any insightful media advice please do tell, for example something like I read last night=
Seeing and organic life are both dependent upon light, and appearances are the face of this mutuality. by one of my main homeboyz john berger. complicated and uncomplicated statements are both of value tx rocky
Seeing and organic life are both dependent upon light, and appearances are the face of this mutuality. by one of my main homeboyz john berger. complicated and uncomplicated statements are both of value tx rocky
Thursday, February 22, 2007
voting project
if you like the color of yesterday vote SALMON: THE COLOR OF YESTERDAY
if you like the idea of Salmon and the feel of pink vote: PINK THE COLOR OF TODAY and yesteryear.
Rocky: "Grabbin minds since 2004"(when I discovered the true secret of life=Wheeties brand cereal for breakfast covered with powdered sugar and SPRINKLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!
if you like the idea of Salmon and the feel of pink vote: PINK THE COLOR OF TODAY and yesteryear.
Rocky: "Grabbin minds since 2004"(when I discovered the true secret of life=Wheeties brand cereal for breakfast covered with powdered sugar and SPRINKLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
in the system
password verifyied>>> expect the balance provided by Kojak's perspectives.
Pink don;t blink (retired sloganTM)! the coloration has been toned down but not because of any gender reaffirmation training - I think in the interest of "BALANCE" it should be said that rsbf is pro-gay although not in the Professional sense of that abbreviation. Recently I was told that by a man named GREG that my heterosexual companion and I were the best couple ever. Maybe that's because we both Gave greg $1 on consective pan-handling interactions. Another gentleman in search of change once told me I looked like a famous scientist and my companion was the most beautiful women on earth. Guess what: she's the scientist and I like to consider myself a beautiful man.
As for a new slogan how about "great geographical journeys from inside the mind's digestive tract"
Pink don;t blink (retired sloganTM)! the coloration has been toned down but not because of any gender reaffirmation training - I think in the interest of "BALANCE" it should be said that rsbf is pro-gay although not in the Professional sense of that abbreviation. Recently I was told that by a man named GREG that my heterosexual companion and I were the best couple ever. Maybe that's because we both Gave greg $1 on consective pan-handling interactions. Another gentleman in search of change once told me I looked like a famous scientist and my companion was the most beautiful women on earth. Guess what: she's the scientist and I like to consider myself a beautiful man.
As for a new slogan how about "great geographical journeys from inside the mind's digestive tract"
Monday, February 19, 2007
Balance
I know this is not a food blog, but I need to express more thoughts about food. Sorry. One way to maintain a balance is to eat your very cheap food sitting up with a very good posture at a table, also you can use a placemat if you have one. You can also pour your drink into a nice glass, even if you are drinking water- don't drink it straight out of the pitcher. This will help dignify your cheap food. One other good thing to do is to eat very fancy food hunched over and not even lifting your face from it or taking time to drink or even taking it out of its silver aluminum foil.
Rocky
Thats what just I did
Rocky
Thats what just I did
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Even more Food poses caused even more problems in past
A few nights ago i was reminded by a an oldcoworker that I may have lost an old job by not pretending to be busy. He said the deciding moment was when I went around the office asking what everyone's favorite chicken recipe was instead of working. I thought these recipes were gone, but LO they were hidden on my computer. Without further ado, let me make published the chicken recipes that supposedly started my fall from grace in the television commercial world.-rocky dynamic ps the actual leaving of the company was for the sake of the record in accordance with my desire, thank you (please ignore spelling mistakes and remember the democratic ideals of the fonetik advokat)
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christian's mormon chicken burial
Dig a pit at least 1ft deep and 10 feet in circumfrence. and light a big fire with enough wood to fill with ash
when i was 14 years old i went on a pioneer trek (a reenactment of teh mormon pioneers trek ww) we killed a chicken. I was blindfolded to make the game more fun. Then eferyone stood in a circle and 3 chickens were released in the circle and then I had to use the guidance of my friends voices to find the chicken. With cunning skill and mongoose like refleces i cought the chicken and was then i was allowed to take off my blindfold. we then cut the chicken's head off on a chopping block with an axe. and hung it upside down to let the blood drain out, stuck a coat hanger attached to a heavy brick in its neck and dropped the brick to get its guts out. then plucked its feathers immediately, while still warm.
cooking:
Put a lot of clothes on to protect from heat of hot ash pit (long sleave, bandana over face). Next dig out one foot hole in ashes big enough to fit whole chicken (take care not to catch fire). Wrap the chicken in 3 to 4 layers of tinfoil (note: even though early settlers didn't have tinfoil we include this so you can try it at home). Then wrap in a sack, like an old wheat sack for sack races, a potato sack. put in the some herbs like pine needles and grass before you wrap it (optional). Cook until finished - probably a few hours. Check every hour. Take out and add salt and eat with hands for the real Mormon pioneer experience.
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Frowein's Curry
chicken masssamna curry
boil potatoes
Curry powder potatoes onions peanuts tamarind paste
fry onions glazed garlic in with onions. chicken in with that
then add boiled potato
vinegar at end.
saffron optional with cream..
then cream base or tomato base pureed,
add curry powder, add tamarind, add crushed peanuts.
all onto rice..
last time made in 1988
=============================
chicken a la scott
george forman grill
boneless grill strate up 7 minutes.
put in fridge for at least an hour
sandwich wheat helmans, (lettecuce and tomato) Salt and pepper more pepper.
dave reynold's korean sesame chicken
1st put slcied chicken breatsts in thin strips mix
with regular suger and let sit for and hour
while sittn chop up the scasllinos and ginger and
chili oilo soy sauce red peper flakes and sesame seads
and ses oil marinate the chicken for another longer
better
Then:
simmer for 40 minutes in a cup of water in acovered
pot, ddon't let all evaportae LOW HEAT.
eat with rice COMMON SENSE PROPORTIONA
======================================================
MARC's chicken "gertrude"
barbacue chicken
heat grill and slow cook chicken on indirct heat
then wehn almost done...... get the biggest stainless
steel bowl
3. fill with barbacue sauce put chix in bowl with
sauce and toss around
back on the grill.
BBQ sauce no discrimination
or homeade:: honey, ketchup, and hotsauce
repeat step 3 if necessary
chicken fajitas::::
chicken breat boneless chix breast filets - super hot,
but don't cook all the way thru. then slice em up. pu
ton side
get big fry pan that you don't care about put green
pepper and onionis, sliced generously. til charlemlized
and then chickjen back in the pot. black beans (on
side) tortillas.
easy whole chix with butter and rosemary under skin in
oven
======================================================
erin's faux chicken:
chick'n patties in toaster oven, maynaise on a bun
lettuce, whole weat bun REAL mayonaise not lowfat.
-----_____---------------------------
Matt's "can Cook" chicken
individual chix peices roll or shmear in butter and
rosemary, maek the paste first
on the gril (arhtur bryants) BBQ sauce while its
griling brush it on.
serve with a little BBQ sauce on the side.
======================================================
DREW>>
A. Sherman's Rock em sock em chicken PAella
rice, cook chicken in oil in fry pan, b=myabe bacon
fat or butter, fry on pan til no pink, throw in with
the both.
But chix stock and couple cups water depenc on rice
saffron bay leaf. and add rice in pan and red pepper
oinions tomatoes, parlesy dill, salt peper, cayenne
45 minutres. OR SHRIMP maybe sausage.
the summertine slamjam beercan up the ass chicken
other known as sittin pretty chicken
take a whole chick jam can of bud up the ass of chick
open can on grill cook 2 hours. (sit the chicken
sitting up )
--
christian's mormon chicken burial
Dig a pit at least 1ft deep and 10 feet in circumfrence. and light a big fire with enough wood to fill with ash
when i was 14 years old i went on a pioneer trek (a reenactment of teh mormon pioneers trek ww) we killed a chicken. I was blindfolded to make the game more fun. Then eferyone stood in a circle and 3 chickens were released in the circle and then I had to use the guidance of my friends voices to find the chicken. With cunning skill and mongoose like refleces i cought the chicken and was then i was allowed to take off my blindfold. we then cut the chicken's head off on a chopping block with an axe. and hung it upside down to let the blood drain out, stuck a coat hanger attached to a heavy brick in its neck and dropped the brick to get its guts out. then plucked its feathers immediately, while still warm.
cooking:
Put a lot of clothes on to protect from heat of hot ash pit (long sleave, bandana over face). Next dig out one foot hole in ashes big enough to fit whole chicken (take care not to catch fire). Wrap the chicken in 3 to 4 layers of tinfoil (note: even though early settlers didn't have tinfoil we include this so you can try it at home). Then wrap in a sack, like an old wheat sack for sack races, a potato sack. put in the some herbs like pine needles and grass before you wrap it (optional). Cook until finished - probably a few hours. Check every hour. Take out and add salt and eat with hands for the real Mormon pioneer experience.
===============================
Frowein's Curry
chicken masssamna curry
boil potatoes
Curry powder potatoes onions peanuts tamarind paste
fry onions glazed garlic in with onions. chicken in with that
then add boiled potato
vinegar at end.
saffron optional with cream..
then cream base or tomato base pureed,
add curry powder, add tamarind, add crushed peanuts.
all onto rice..
last time made in 1988
=============================
chicken a la scott
george forman grill
boneless grill strate up 7 minutes.
put in fridge for at least an hour
sandwich wheat helmans, (lettecuce and tomato) Salt and pepper more pepper.
dave reynold's korean sesame chicken
1st put slcied chicken breatsts in thin strips mix
with regular suger and let sit for and hour
while sittn chop up the scasllinos and ginger and
chili oilo soy sauce red peper flakes and sesame seads
and ses oil marinate the chicken for another longer
better
Then:
simmer for 40 minutes in a cup of water in acovered
pot, ddon't let all evaportae LOW HEAT.
eat with rice COMMON SENSE PROPORTIONA
======================================================
MARC's chicken "gertrude"
barbacue chicken
heat grill and slow cook chicken on indirct heat
then wehn almost done...... get the biggest stainless
steel bowl
3. fill with barbacue sauce put chix in bowl with
sauce and toss around
back on the grill.
BBQ sauce no discrimination
or homeade:: honey, ketchup, and hotsauce
repeat step 3 if necessary
chicken fajitas::::
chicken breat boneless chix breast filets - super hot,
but don't cook all the way thru. then slice em up. pu
ton side
get big fry pan that you don't care about put green
pepper and onionis, sliced generously. til charlemlized
and then chickjen back in the pot. black beans (on
side) tortillas.
easy whole chix with butter and rosemary under skin in
oven
======================================================
erin's faux chicken:
chick'n patties in toaster oven, maynaise on a bun
lettuce, whole weat bun REAL mayonaise not lowfat.
-----_____---------------------------
Matt's "can Cook" chicken
individual chix peices roll or shmear in butter and
rosemary, maek the paste first
on the gril (arhtur bryants) BBQ sauce while its
griling brush it on.
serve with a little BBQ sauce on the side.
======================================================
DREW>>
A. Sherman's Rock em sock em chicken PAella
rice, cook chicken in oil in fry pan, b=myabe bacon
fat or butter, fry on pan til no pink, throw in with
the both.
But chix stock and couple cups water depenc on rice
saffron bay leaf. and add rice in pan and red pepper
oinions tomatoes, parlesy dill, salt peper, cayenne
45 minutres. OR SHRIMP maybe sausage.
the summertine slamjam beercan up the ass chicken
other known as sittin pretty chicken
take a whole chick jam can of bud up the ass of chick
open can on grill cook 2 hours. (sit the chicken
sitting up )
Monday, February 12, 2007
More problems with food
Many of you may remember how I ate an uncooked sausage the other day. and only the supreme and unknown powers of the universe were able to save me from becoming INFESTED with with with with parasitical trick ah nosis. One other risky mistake i made recently was to eat fish that was very much on the edge of being expired. In this case my stomach of steel held off any adverse effects. NEVERTHELESS I did feel a little weird afterwards, like something was "A LITTLE BIT FISHY?" I don't know if you understand that joke, but let me assure you that its very VERY funny. And it never does anyone any harm to laugh. In fact if you laugh it might be the same as doing sit-ups and hey- whats more fun? Am I right? Yes. or no? yes.
ok
So the final RANDOMLY SKETCHY situation occurred when i got a new filter (YES THE SAME FILTER I MENTIONED A FEW DAYS AGO) so i put this filter in the pitcher and yes started drinking the water. then I noticed a TERRIBLE BLACK CLOUD OF CARBON FLOATING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PITCHER. -(after i drank several glasses of the water). What the hell is going on with all of this tainted stuff?question!
r dynmaic
ok
So the final RANDOMLY SKETCHY situation occurred when i got a new filter (YES THE SAME FILTER I MENTIONED A FEW DAYS AGO) so i put this filter in the pitcher and yes started drinking the water. then I noticed a TERRIBLE BLACK CLOUD OF CARBON FLOATING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PITCHER. -(after i drank several glasses of the water). What the hell is going on with all of this tainted stuff?question!
r dynmaic
Thursday, February 08, 2007
LETS GET READY FOR ACHEIVEMENT MODE
HI ITS TIME for ACHEIVEMENT> FIRST PREPARATION? LOCK DOWN YOUR CAPS BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTER. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU RIGHT am i RIG+T! A couple of announcements, quickly: certain entries from this journal will be published in CONCRETE PHYSICAL form. these are posts that have to do with my neighborhood and are being published by THE greenhouse zine of Fame_ThankYou_GREENHOUSE!_ (NOT A JOKE THIS IS REAL AND NOT FAKE NO LYING THIS IS TRUTH G*D). so there may be a new reader -or2- that might find out about this blog so we have to stop telling inside jokes. Its not like we do that anyway (remember the time we got SO WASTED that we passed out in the street?? hahahahahHAHAHHAHHAHA!! !! ! ! ! ! !! ! !!HSHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!HSHAHHA!) or that time we got so wasted and that CRAZY DOBERMAN PINCHER CHASED US AROUND THE WHOLE CITY AND then it GOT Run OVER by a dump truck and we felt SOOOOOOOOOO bad that we paid for that fancy fancy fancy funeral for the doberman pincher but at the funeral we couldn't keep straight faces and we started laughing and got kicked out by the PASTOR. and then we went straight away to our local PUB and proceeded to get so so so so sos so WASTED AGAIN!!! haha remember that gosh those were the best of times. I'm going to get a drink
rocky
rocky
Friday, February 02, 2007
Potential Purposes
Purchases!
Potential Purpschesase: This is what I need to buy: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1 LONG JOHNS; these help to keep you warm in the winter. I don't have them and my legs are kaltisch (DEU COLD).
2. New Blankunt: ALso this plays a "ROle' in keeping you warm.
3 New Brita filter: creation of clean pure free running water that is acceptable for drinking and will not kill you with poison(fish) sediments
So my choice today (ITS A SPECIAL DAY I KNOW) is one go into the city and eat lunch and make prourcides OR stay in GREENPOINT NEW YORK BEST NEIGHBORHOOD OF ALL TIME. and film balloons floating in the air. THis is not a figure of speech this is what I do. Now it may sound like this is a fantasy life, but thats the kind of life I LEAD. FANTASY = from realty
my prose has not improbed 'nfortunately. AND FOR THAt I AM yours truly,
rockly
Potential Purpschesase: This is what I need to buy: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1 LONG JOHNS; these help to keep you warm in the winter. I don't have them and my legs are kaltisch (DEU COLD).
2. New Blankunt: ALso this plays a "ROle' in keeping you warm.
3 New Brita filter: creation of clean pure free running water that is acceptable for drinking and will not kill you with poison(fish) sediments
So my choice today (ITS A SPECIAL DAY I KNOW) is one go into the city and eat lunch and make prourcides OR stay in GREENPOINT NEW YORK BEST NEIGHBORHOOD OF ALL TIME. and film balloons floating in the air. THis is not a figure of speech this is what I do. Now it may sound like this is a fantasy life, but thats the kind of life I LEAD. FANTASY = from realty
my prose has not improbed 'nfortunately. AND FOR THAt I AM yours truly,
rockly
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
break the silence
...as I near the end of another year of my LIFE (zif in croatian: pronounced DGIIIIIIIIF!. Also the name of a dog I grew fond of while working landscaping. There is some speculation about whether he knew the late great kurt cobain of seattle, washington beacuse his owner did . But it turns out he is not quite old enough to have been around before that fateful day in 1994/5 . Further inspection revealed a cat who was but the kat does not interest me as much as ZIF~~~~~~~~~end of postmodern novella~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CLOSED PARENTHASIS " ) "
I have decided to break the silence as would be the case if a soundtrack were added to an invsible flim as was the case when an album of that name arrived on my doorstep. This will already be apparent to the many readers of this blog who have been (re)visiting the comments secton of the last post.
In summary, I just wanted to express thanks and demonstrate to the reader the high level of prose of which I have become capable. Like the Wutang I have been in isolation for awhile but am now ready to BLOW UP THE WORLD in a figurative sense .Soon my age will equal a multiple of 7 for the first time 7 years. {Check the chinese Zodiac, keep it real and keep paying attention}
-kojak
I have decided to break the silence as would be the case if a soundtrack were added to an invsible flim as was the case when an album of that name arrived on my doorstep. This will already be apparent to the many readers of this blog who have been (re)visiting the comments secton of the last post.
In summary, I just wanted to express thanks and demonstrate to the reader the high level of prose of which I have become capable. Like the Wutang I have been in isolation for awhile but am now ready to BLOW UP THE WORLD in a figurative sense .Soon my age will equal a multiple of 7 for the first time 7 years. {Check the chinese Zodiac, keep it real and keep paying attention}
-kojak
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Just a quick comment
Just a quick comment and I'll be off. Here is a rule that is alway true and never false. If there is only one email in your inbox, its spam. a rule that is always right and never wrong, from rocke
Thursday, January 11, 2007
THE ART and SCIENCE OF LITERARY ENDEAVOR
writing is best done in the morning. How do I know. Cux i tried to write last night and I couldn't. But the power of the morning and the power of the morning added to with coffee is more motivational. More brighter. and Ultimately (much like the ultimate fighter of WWF ((world wildlife fund)) fame who tears the other fighters (((who are not as good of fighters))) to shreds) it is more productionive. this is how I think. Its inherently parenthetical which reveals a flaw with my critical thinking, and a possible downfall for telling a story. what it takes is recording action. ORGANIZING action arranging things in a linear or spacial fashion according a (greater hierarchical scheme?)
Thank you self help forum.
R_OCK__Y
Thank you self help forum.
R_OCK__Y
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
holy santo vs. corporate spyware
a competition has recently unfolded in my abode. What is being tested is 1 Nino de Achoca candle that was purchased in anticipation of a power outage that never occured. What did occur is that this holy candle has been burning contiously and looked like it might never go out (~chanukka!!). (We keep it in the bathroom so it doesn't burn down the house). Another holy light that came to me is a New year's novelty in the form of a budwieser cap pin with FlAsHiNg LeD found on the ground Jan 1, 2007. Cermak and I were concerned with taking this into our home fearing a bug or espioage but did anyway. now the compaetion of holy vs, unholy is ON - WHICH WILL ILLUMINATE LAST?
will keep you posted this time pomise.
kojak
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will keep you posted this time pomise.
kojak
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