Toast, ruined

I was making toast. I have to put my toaster in my room cuz it has a short short cord. and I can't put it in the kitchen becuase it might fall in teh sink and ELECTROCUTE. So there i was making tost in my room, soon to put cream cheese on it. But then a dance number started. and it got rowdy with dancing. SUDDENLY a Plant GOT KNCOKCED. woops and a LEAF flew into the air. HIG H HIGH into the air. The leaf fell down down down and landed IN the toaster. In fact it lodged into the side, somehow behind the electric things that heat up. The chances of this happening are .. lets just say INFINITY to one. One chance in a million. It was the chance of a lifetime and my Leaf got singed and Tost basically ruined with burned leaf flavor
Rocky