Stuck in LV

if you are reading over my shoulder I think you should stop. This is a message to those people in LAs vegas airport who may be trying to read this. I am stuck as a cause of snow. rerouted to a gambling center of an airport. ANd i just ate 2 gorditas and a taco from taco bell for dinner. could it get any worse. Yes it could. there could be a plague of locusts that destroyed the internetweb. i thought everything was running smoothly, and then it didn't. you should see how yuong people are having babies these days.. its like the old days. oh the ground is too hard to my butt to sit on. ugh
rocku

Musical album

after years of comiliattionship and workmanship i am about to release my 1st musical album. I think the name of the album is going to be

TAPIRS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

but I am not sure about my recording name.. should it be rocky dynamic?. i have to decide soon cuz the album release party is coming up this friday and i have to package the cds.

any ideas?


ROCKY DYNAMIC

the boss of me?

THey want me to have a google account to update this version of blog. What I say? NO google reads my email and gives it to the GOVERNMENT, and the GOVERNMENT IS SUB-PAR.

just to let you know: my life is EFFECTiVE and righteous: for example today: I wake up at 8 AM not because I have to but because OF RIGHTOUEOUS WILL POWER. Word to God y'all.and currently my wardrobe is being dried after is washing Word to g*d. I have hit an effective streak and I hope it stays with me like a parasitic remora-fish all day long.

Speaking of the BIOLOGICALZ. Guess which museum i went to yesterday. 3 words NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM word to ***. Life size Blue whale is back looking a little more slick and a little more metrosexual. What else? An exhibit of gold y'all. The gold that runs the riches and the powers and the monetaries and jewelry. Founder of the sayings GoLd Rush, GOLD FEVER, GOLD STANDARD, worth one's weight in... for example: they tell you how much you are worth at this exhibition by translating your .........WAIT to troy ounces and NET WORTH. so i was carrying a backpack full of all me biking stuff, ((CUZ I WANT TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT Y'ALL! WORD TO G**D)) and I weighed that pack and its worth 17,634ish bux if it was solid gold.

then there was this little girl that said something funny after she was on the scale, she told her parents that she should sell herself. MOney: GO*D or EVIL>?

???ROCKY

GOT A GR*8 IDEA?

I got a great idea. But I am not sure about it 100%

the idea is to start a tv show. But the not 100% sure part is that I don't know what its about. Any ideas?
NO= game shows
= Entertainment tonight style V_log
= religion show

YES? = soap opera
= kids
= art music and film video contributions from artistes

?????????????????????
ROMKCY

God's Direct Contact:::::

While wandering streets near my univeristy I met a lady who handed me a brix n'mortar invitation to a special piece of cyberspce: GODS DIRECT CONTACT

here's a glimpse of what you might find:

Q: She would like You to explain the composition and the real
principle of this method

M: Okay, actually there is no written method, but there is a so-called
method, because at the time of initiation, the so-called teacher or
friend can help the people interested to know the Truth, open their
own inner power to recognize their own Buddha nature. And this method
is not a verbal one, it will be transmitted in silence. But then when
it is done, the interested seeker will have realized a part of their
enlightenment.

************ http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/doggie/ ****

dentist of a foreign land and other mistakes

Hi.
I went to the dentist. And guess what I went to the dentist that has a shack only just down the block from my house. Is this the smartest? I don't know, It wasn't given through a personal reccomendation. But i think they knew what they were doing. that is i think they knew what they were doing....
The other shaky decision I made was to eat uncooked pork. In sausage form. UNFORCH i forgot my command of looking and reading and just ate this raw meat. Mind you it said on the label COOK THOROUGHLY for FEAR OF LIVE BACTERIA. and i ate it happily like raw cooky doughie. I never got sick though. thanks to all that is holy and SACRED.

rocky

what have i been doing this past week?

What have I been doing? I don't know. I haven't been "WORKING"
what have I been doing? I don't know. I gaven't been "WORKING"
what have I been doing? I don't kgow. I haven't been "WORKIGG"
what have g been doing? I don'g kggw. I haven'g beeg "GORKING"
what havg g geeg dging? I dog'g gggw. G haveg'g gegg "GORGGIG"
ghag gagg g gggg ggigg? G ggg'g gggg. G gggeg'g gggg "GORGGGG"
gggg gfffffffffffffff-r

free range rocky

so I've been reading this great new book about ridic-U-los all the food we eat really is...basically most everything is just RECOMBOBULTED lo-grade corn from IOWA melted down in one huge factory .

Except for "ORGANIC" is maybe a little better...."MAYBE!" A lot of it is actually just fancy packages with nice stories.
For example here's one that might shock n/ amaze:

"Hi i'm a free range chicken and I had a good life before I you bought me. You can even call me by name, it's Rocky." (gasp)

That would be really scary if it were not TOTALLY MADE UP - not by me but by the corporate execs making $$. You see there are 1000's of chickens with that same name and they never actually go outside. Supposedly they could but they are engineered to be too dumbe to even try!!!

This is not a metaphor about the real rocky. It doesn;t relate to him at all. The whole point is that it is a FAKE_ASS coincidence!!

-kojak

New Yorkers are Ganging Up On ME

I try to keep up with "THE NEW YORKER" not like to keep up with the Joneses. But the actual magazine THE NEW YORKER. they are stacking up on me like pile of toads from biblical proportionate times. No sooner to I look at the opening section and realize the """CURRENT EVENTS"""" looked cool but are long gone than i realized there are 2 more new yorkers in my mailbox. This is what I call Inundation of biblical proportionates. Much like the Grasshoppers of days of yore. REMEBER! there was a swarm of LITRALLY TRILLIONS of ye grasshoppers that crossed the united states in the late 1800s and caused wreaks of havoc.
2 links of interest
here
this
and
goodbye
rokcy

WHERE THE BUTTSKERS IS EVEYONE?

Now y'all, I know you are suffering from serious travesty of winter - because it is basically summer and all you can think about it is the temperature - but doggone it I have only been in the work force less than 5 thirds of a year and I have already said - ok its over. It is all OVER. But now the tree is growing.

So anyways I guess all yall dont post to RSBfart now that it is late september and padle badl is over. Well let me say to you that it will be back. - likewise you again must come to post to the pink pages of wiz-dum.

WHat else, I heAR THE service industry is the latest solution for preventative landfill healing.

What else, next drink to serve to your girl is vanilla stoli's with ginger ale and a cherry.

Other than that you better STAY IN SCHOOL

Sita pants

Ernesto causes Instantaneous winter

Remember the movie THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW??? WELL ITS REAL ITS ALL REAL AND NOT JUST CUZ ALL GORE SAID SO ITS *******ACTUALLY___++++++HAPPENING +++***IIINNNNN NNNEWW YOURKKK. Just cuz labour day weekend is supposed to signal the end of summer? and not more white clothing? NOW INSTANT FREEZATION has TAKEN THE NATION. ITS ALL THANKS TO A LITTLE hurricane I like to call

_+_+_+ENROTSO++__+####

we are in a tropical depression see? not a tropical storm not a hurricane. BUT i fear this tropical DEpression will turn to tropical REpression and even tropical RECESSION by which the economy of summer will be Wrecked and irrevocably destroyed for an entire SEASON.

WATCH OUT FOR ENTROSO

rocky

A note to Friends

Hi friends,

My first assumption is that primarily friends are reading Randomsbf. And givev that we are all in close company I just wanted to share this flier for this event. That I may or may not be affiliated with. Thanks - rocky
SEATL ! it must happen some day
rocky

1855: the importance of HISTORY

I recently was enlightned by a history book . Its highly technical but has amazing aspects .

The past was way more simmilar to the present than you might think. Evidence that a TALENTED GENIUS COMMUNITY OF FREETHINKERS existed in 1855: (I quote from "young america" by M.A. lause)

"Some, particularly in the printing trades, colonized langauge itself, abolishing the irrationalities of spelling, punctuation, and grammar...Alcander Longley's Fonetic Advokat offered arguments for land reform and other radical causes to any who could read his new alphabet...Other radicals staked out pastoral reserves within the new metropolis...As well, those who sought to establish more utopian and pastoral communities sometimes found themsleves planning the modern urban necropolis, like Olmstead's Spring Grove Cemetery at Cincinnati...Other parks provided more specialized recreational purposes. From its inception,'base-ball' assumed its ambiguous character as both as allegory of capitalist competition and a public celebration of cooperative teamwork..."

LESSONS for today: THIRD case shall live on¨˙ˆ˙! We will destroy the distinction b/w cemetaries and parksˆuse bøth for leisure and POST MORTEM ! "BALL PARKS" should also be more like real parks: all parking lots replaced by PASTORAL UTOPIAN zones where you can chill and listen to game for free (no cars!)! (i do this with my AM radio out in the park by my house)

-kojak

Profusion of xos

These days many people sign their name with XO. Now if I am not mistaken, that breaks down a bit like this
X=KISS
0=HUG
Are people getting that much more intimate these days or is xoxoxo meaning something else.- confused in Newburryport Massachusetts(rocky)

and the BEST BENCH award goes to:::

Gota tell you guys - last night, I found Brooklyn's Best, Brooklyn's Best Bench that is. Why the Best? You ask? Well, a few factors that I will now name. VIEW; LOCATION; ACTION HAPPENING IN FRONT OF BENCH; VIBE; COMFORT; PROXIMITY TO MY HOUSE; TEMPURATURE. This bench I found last night aced all of those factors. Except for comfort unfortunately. Its conveniently located here
on the SOUThEast Corner. I know that a certain Kojak and Cermak have surveyed this area, but I don't know if they have sat on this bench. Sitting there; To your extreme hairpin right- a hipster bar, located tastefull far away, they can't really see you, but you can hear some psuedo-rowdy HIjinx occasionally ensueing. Also you gaze onto the paths of two busses. To the left thru the trees a track, as in track and feild to the straight ahead if you peer hardcore you can see baseball diamond in future. Behind u, a childrens playground. A good time to go: 1230 AM. Not many people, but enough action to make it entertaining. Any ideas about parkx? Send them to me Rocky. I will be making a movie about parkx, and I will take comments about parkx
rocky

THE NIGHT I GOT TESTED BY ONE cucaracha

BOOOF BOOOOF BBBOF BOOF
BOOF BOOOF
BOOOF BOOF BBBOOF BBBOOOF BBOOF FUBU!
Tonight i was test and I succeeded. It all started with the CYLCES of nature. The hotness of summer has started to increaser certain bug populations or more than that it may have cause some bugs to come "out of the woodwork" or in the case of ladybugs "out of the closet". At any rate, it all starts here: I was leaving my apt with a friend, and what do i see? A Huge Roach scurrying its fat nasty ass around in the hall. Unfortunately i didn't have the time the patience nor the heart to hunt it down and squash it into bug juice. it went under a roll of carpet and i just stomped on the carpet. Weak yes, but I was with a friend and didn't want to increase the unpleasantness. Next part of the story: I saw a huge roach on the sidewalk running along, and then i got to thinking to myself. DUDE ITS ROACH SEASON NO FOOLING. so sooner had I thought that than I noticed a dark spot on the periphery of my vision and (Get ready to scream and puke your guts all over the floor) i looked over and a HUGE ROACH WAS ON MY SHOULDER. guess what Like a true shoulder of fortune I didn't even freak i just brushed said roach off. To tell you the truth i didn't even get the heebie jeebies. Nerves of steel dude nerves of *(*(steel. Just don't tell GWBUSH he will send me to iran with a stick on dynamite in my pants
r____OKCY

come to SEA'le

only place in USA not 99.99+ degrees I just checked the weather (highly chilly and I was just TAKING THE AIR in fall like weather). 3 words to remember "ON SHORE FLOW" !~~~~~~meteorology~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This message extends to rocky and any of the other faithful readers who may be out there and not already in this town.

lots of fun: tomorrow I'll be watching LE TOUR. DO you think the boy from LANCASTER COUNTY PA can do it up and down the ALPS? i hope so. in solidarity, I just recently rode up a mountain GAP in Vermont! AU revoir and just letting you know I'm still around (KEEP PAYING ATTENTION)


kojak

True love?

True love is too cheap.
No one listens =. all it would take is one person to listen to this: TRUE LOVE IS TOO CHEAP TO BE TREEP
TROOP
TROPE
GENUS
SPECIES
KPCOFGS
rk

This is a special Dedication to BETHANY

Dear Bethany__
thanks for you comment on rsbf, on the recent 'poetry of life' listing. I saw you blogogogogogogoer profile and it said : i like to take in injured wildlife and care for them to be released.

Good for you that is a kind and generous way to care for the wild life. And I liked the Comment "no way dude". That is similar to many of my reactions to everyday life, albeit my reactions may be more sarcastical than yours. Whereas you may have been truly exclaiming NO WAY DUDE, in an state of amazement. I would be saying it in my head like :: no way dude, not another lame ass thing of wackness.!

most likely for those people who will search through the limitless information of archives of human histroy trying to contrue an accurate picture of historical factohoods, they will read this posting then search for bethany's post and then maybe x number of years in the future it may tragically have been removed.

But Bethany our cyber connection of internets doesn't have to end here and now. Make ANOTHER COMMENT. I IMPLORE YOU WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY 8.5 ounce juice drink. WILD BERRY HI C!!!

love ..... true love
from rocky

go ukraine its your birthday

you gota shake it like its your birthday
go portugal its your birthday you gotta shake it like your birthday
go small soccer countrys and DESTROY big giants of soccer
r

. .

poetry of life

I was just in the grocery store and the following sequences of events happened. First the song "I will survive" started playing. during the intro this kids mom walked around the corner out of sight. While the song was still quiet the kid snuck up and hid on the corner of the food aisle..like cops do with their guns. At the same time a guy right next to him was whistling the song. Then the beat kicked in and the kid jumped around the corner. His mom didn't see him so he came back and hid in a little corner. She cam back and didn't see him and then she called out his name. AND HIS NAME WAS MY NAME! and then she asked him if he was eating spaghetti for dinner
rocky

Seltzer, the club of soda's

Want to knock your thirst out with a CLUB? Like the cavemen used to do it? Well then why not enjoy a fabulous seltzer water. The bubbles heal you thirst and calm your SOUL. I just BOUGHT 2 Beers and 1 bottle of selzter water. And guess what i am drinking. NO- wrong. THe seltzer 0 Right. Water is nature goodness, but zeltser is mans crowning acheivement of perfection.

It takes a wise mature individual ( no Kids thank you very much) to appreciate the subtle greatness of CLUB SODA. CLub Toad. It also takes a Toad. They found a toad in the bottle at the factory. And everyone freaked. Everyone did the ballroom blitz.

Rocky

Entering 3rd post-highschool state of exixtnexce?

Well, I got another bike, and boy can it fly like a goose. Maybe you would like to see it. I had something important i was going to say and I forgot. Oh well. Son of a gun. Damn it what the hell was I going to say. I felt like I was riding along onmy bike and a thought occured to me. THE THOUGHT SAID___ ROCKY (Self) I have no other Name) __rocky this is the conclusion to rsbf. Aw yes, and by this pyschotherapuetical writing i have now rmembered What i was going to say. It relations to other entryies in RANDOME DKEHCYIT BRAINFART. Gues what?? I have the new bike (oh yes its allcoming together now) and I said to myself . HEY why not try with NO hands? Well? I did it and guess what again? NO Crashing = NO DYING. Staying alive like the damn BEEGEES. Here is a short history of Rocky's no handed bicycle riding. Age=0-12 Ride every day no problem, no hands no breaking my face. I could even do as follows: Hands on handlbars, feet on toptube, stand up. Young Trickman Rocky. Then tragedy, although i was not riding without hands I tried to do a "nose Wheelie" I fell out of my toe clips and smashed "the crown jewels" on the bike stem. Later that decade I tried riding with no hands and had myself a little whitepout all over the assfault. Finally I moved to new York, and purchased a highly stylish STAR RIDING red and black stallion bike. This stallion was also on the Wobbly Side. and therefore= NOT a Possibilty to attempt no handedness. Yet try as i might I did try, and no success. But later and older brains made me stay affrontal before my body crunched to the ground. Newwest development as you may have heard?? Today With new bike (orange and bluegoldfish) Attempt made and Successfulized. Who needs hands? Surgeons? NO and Not me Either

Sincererely _ROCKY

cycle of NATURE

HYDROLOGICAL!!!!!!
water->fish->water->plant.
Evaporation requires use of the tap + brita filter but otherwise I have a great new system where I take the dirty water from FISHTU's environs then store it in a special container that I then use to water my faithful RUBBER PLANT. If all goes well I might even harvest some RUBBER to make new tires for my bike. In addition, I might get a female BETTA-babe for FISHTU to make babies with! Then the cycle of nature could go on FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR............
I also have a new Apt layout so that the more things change they can in fact stay the same . I changed things up a bit so it feels like a new and exciting place . THen maybe I'll change back again like the cycle of Yin & yanG .

((I think this blog could now be considered a theological text of TAOISM given recent wisdom))

kojak

ps nobody better tell me what happens in the copa mondial b/c I'm watching it taped tonight

Hello Back from land of Dedaelus

Hello,
Dear RANDOM SKETCHY BRAINFART?? HELLO. how long have I knot Recorded the progress of my life on these pages of wisdom>? Many of you know me as ROCKY- The rockiest guy in town. Well thats me I'm Rocky and i wanted to re-ASSERT my IDENTITTy. Many of you many be wondering ROCKY? I thought i just heard the longheard lonesome whistle of a train. Isn't that funny that I can hear a longheard lonesome whistle of a train here in the the busiest city and also in my hometown of WAY OUT west peaceful land? What I said was - isn't that interesting that i hear the same TRAIN WHISTLE in both TOTAL URBERBIA and baby metropolis? Don't you think it would be nice to have dirt floors. But CLEAN DIRT aND not the dirty brand dirt. The clean dirt of the hopi indians. Hell you could make a damn sandcastle in you living room before you had BLUEBERRIES< FLAX SEEDS_YOGURT and Herring???()()()?? for breakfast.

OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDS UP IN THIS B*&(^TCH
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iPOd Store!

I'm there in NYC!!! just saw rocky'''

wassssssssup??

-kojak


------transmission interruptus---------
intoccabile here interruptin' the communique
kojak, rockee, myself, and two anomyous special guests just got back from watching dux.

important message from recording artist

The following message is %100 REAl and %110 URGENT - thnx to cermak for alerting this to my attention:

""""""""""""""THEY TRY SHUT MY DOOR!
Roger roger do you here me over!!!!
the U.S immigration wont let me in!!!!!
i was mennu work with timber startin this week, but now im doin a Akon "im locked out they wont let me in" im locked out! they wont let me in! Now Im strictly making my album outside the borders!!!! so il see you all one day, for now ill keep reportin from the sidelines
to my people who walk wiv me in the America, dont forget we got the internet! Spread the word! or come get me!!!!!! ill be in my bird flu lab in china! liming and drinkin tiger beer with my pet turtel. I love everyone for the support, now i need it more. ill stay up spread out else where."""""""""""""""""

pink don't blink on her webpage ->take my word for it or go to www.MYCORPORATENETWORKINGSITE.com/MIA and find out for yourself


kojka

The only word that kept running through my head was DEFEAT

complete and utter defeat. SOUNDly Defeated upon my return to newYork. Big city of dreams. To get back to a favorite topic:::fengshui= or room_re_arrange_ment. Which is , guess what, what I just did. This arrangement I call "THE OPEN MIND"
not to be confused with "THE OPEN MINE_SHAFT". It looks like this

_________________________window________rugonboxes_lamp
desk
_________________________________________ g _______________ p
_________________________________________ r _______________ i
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed ________a _______________ c
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed________ss ______________ t
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed ________mat ____________ u
bedbedbedbedbedbedbedbedbed ________________________ r
_________________________________________ --------------e
b _________________________________________ ------------ s
o
o
k
shelf
-------------------------------door--------closet

its actually much smaller (my room is (much smaller than this reperesntation)
rojkchk

What up from SanFran. Avocado freaks all over

what up
here in san fran
mixed feelings about the city and else.somesay its good to go to a park and ponder the universe spacing out.Others say brown rice and yoga may solve your chi.
Finally? The answers= not so simple and may stem from the inner self when open to the influential forces? Who knows
Just tryin to survive
you know what i am saying
I hope so my friend. I hope so my friend
Rocky

the TRUTH about demographic bikes, PT II

following up a hot story dropped many moons ago on this very blog...the demographic bike is now oh-so-hot in Seattle right now (Spring fashion time '06).

the key ingedients are a RACER frame, preferably VINTAGE and only ONE SINGLE speed can be available to the rider (if u're really cool then there should be no brake either). THe rider should not wear a helmet and should definitley be from one of the hipper demographics (21-29 - sorry old folks).

Economical and sporty perhaps but I think there is a TOPOGRAPHICAL error being made - NAMELY HILLS^^^^ and 2nd also a BIOLOGICAL error - namely the tendency of the body to get tired or slowed down by fatigue, wind, alcoholic beverages, etc .....a simple equation called the GEAR RATIO can solve these for U. GEN Y: Y must you deny it???? Are you just going for a spin around the block or can you access all parts of the city at all times of day like kojak does on his 10 speeed? also i doubt the economical aspect cuz most yard sale bikes already have 10 speed or at least 3
...to the hardcore who need a challenge, I suggest you try this:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SK8~~~~~~~~~~~00
rocky and I did for a bit before we dropped the hard-core image for more sensible transport. but when you sk8 you transcend challenges to a greater extent than the demographic bike.

kojak (tru to the 10 speed)

Story about Care E Oak A

I was present at karoake for 3 hours and didn't manage to sing. Finally i wished to sing Puff the Magic Dragon, but I was too late and the time was finished. On the way there I saw a bum sitting with his head down and a hood over his head and a sign saying "Tell me off. $2". That as one of the saddest images ive seen. matched only by someone who wanted to sing puff the magic dragon but was cut down by the sands of time.

But those are only sad images. and as we all know images aren't reality. They are but a small facet of that which we call reality.

Rocky

genre de V

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^˙∆˙∆˙∆ˆ

now here's a recipe 4 relax-a-SHUN:~~~~~come home early on a SUNNY afternoon and kick life into lo gear:
just stay in the apartment w. windows open, not 2 hot and not 2 cold
reading/reclining: NYTimes articles on $400 hoodies made by pharrell - 4reallll!
COKA COLA classicness
tunes: "hallelu - JAH!!!!!" w/ congo drums
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shout out to FISHTU - also cold chillen in his bowl and sending out relaxing aquarium vibes through even w/o a filtration sytem ! (ZEN masters meditated on FISH before aquariums were even invented)

now getting it back into gear: share knowledge on RSBF w/ pirated internet from neighbor then maybe cook some GRUB and resume LIFE!

k0j@k

its 615 do you know where your kids are

??
start panicking if youdon't cuz they might be scheming on devios plans to take over your household and dethrone you. Just like how i saw there were eveil triplets on supernanny last night that tried to sabotage MOM AND DAD by BEING NAUGHTY

ROKDUHYG

809 and severe accomplishment is IMMINENT

Is only 809 or actualy 810 now SHI*(T! and i am allready set my power button to accomplishment mode. I WILL SUCCEED/ I DON"T CARE ABOUT ALL THOSE THAT DOUBTED ME/ doggone it! last night i dreamed of a very very very tall tree. so tall it gave you a dizzy fit if you looked at its top. it was part of an extremely futuristic greek style scyscraper and complex in manhatn. THey were filming an underwater scene in the ground floor pavilion. COme to think of it i also dreamt that my brother did a dive off of a hundred and 50 foot metal beam into the wa†er in front of a crowd. What does that heights preoccuption mean? Who knows maybe its time to get in THE ELEVATOR OF LIFErocky.

ps this was the beginning of the day and THERE was a technical ERROR. and BOY DID THE DAY END UP DIFFERENT

439 Am Class record

I was so involved in my book that I just missed by bus stop by one whole train stop. It took me an hour to get home because obviously certain government officials find it "funny" to shut down my subway at 2am.
In othernews the Tramway in new york was malfunctionated yesterday. The newscasters said that it was 250 feet over SWIRLING WATERS of the east river. One final fantasy reality fact: the waters of both the east river ASND the Hudson flow backwards as WELL as forwards. THEY FLOW WITH THE TIDE, even many miles up or down stream depending on how much of a pessemist/optimist you are. CHEErs 2 that
rockyway

Story About SLushies that ended TODAY

Dear REdadr,

The other day I got off of work quite late in the evening. At that time all I wanted was a SMOOTHY. Because 1A: I am sick AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2B I just felt like it. So let me do a little recap on this story so far - I was working late, I got out and I wanted A SMOOTHY. I am telling you thats what I really wanted. NOT A LIE! So I looked around, but there is nary a smoothy to be found at 12am MINDNIGHT in even a city as grande and fabulous as New York CITy. Nary a smoothy to be found even though i walked to the UNION SQUARE looking for one and Ye even though there was an icecream shop open at that time, and ye though they had signs SAYING they would have smoothies NO. The smoothy operation had been shut down. So back to brooklyn i went with a hope in my heart that the YOUNGER HIPPER icecream store might still be able to make a smoothy at 12am midnithgt. BUT LO even the youn hip smoothies were out of commission. So I went home BROKEN HEARTED. Then let me tell you the twinkle: I checked my mail (DON"T ASK ME WHY I CHECKED MY MAIL AT 12AM MINDNTI I JUST DID) and lo and behold there was a COUPON from jamba Juice for ONE FREE SMOOTIY. I SHIT YOU NOT. Truth is often stranger than fiction and in this scenario YES. ANy way i just went ther and cashed in on a BIG 6 dollar Smoothy FOR FREE. now i hope the fruit goes to my immuanls and i of henceforth riddance of sickness
rocky

reflections on the season by sir kojak wordsmith

'PINK don't blink' /
is all I could think /
while under cherry trees /
chillin' like kool breeze /
nature's comin back strong
this time of year /
a girl wears all-pink
fly sweat suit GEAR /

IT Was HURTING my eyes

problems with communication.

1. Cell phone: every time it gets to me 'that time of the month' when its time to pay the cellphone bill? They try to play trix on me. I thought it was coicndience. But, no, not concieicntce. Last month- my cell phone RANDOMLY turns off SEVERAL times near that time of the month. Controllers in the cell phone office laugh their heads off. This month. I have message that says MESsages are full when- No messages - no voice messages, no text messages. now i admit that i have not paid my bill, but certainly don't admit that its right for bored cell phone corporate suits to play with my sanity at the touch of a button. Not COOL or cool? NOT COOL

2. Mail mox or box. Can't find em? ever had a postcard that was burning a hole in your bag. then you realized HEY I have all the right accoutriments and materials to ACTUALLY SEND THIS POSTCARD RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT ANYMORE! But then its like - Wait! Hey dude> UH no post boxes no where. ONLY fake postal route drop boxes with no entrance way for letter. in other words FAKE MIRAGES.

TRYINNG TO SEND THE MESSAGE IN 20067_ NOt as easy as you thought. Trendy FOOL!
rCky

Unix and Bum

I don't know if you remember pine in highschool. or how old you are. but. when i was in highschool we had a novel email experience and we used something called pine. and there was no graphics. just text. i remember thinking why would you ever use email. and now lo and behold i have 4516 messages in my inbox. how many do you have in your inbox? so today i had to delete a weird file on a website and i had to use unix commands and it was very basic. congratualtions to me. anyway, enough of that story
the other thing i saw today was bum complaining and gesticulating because no one would give him money. It was a lot like a a baseball player complaining that he was safe at home base, but there was no one there. but this bum just thought it was the biggest injustice ever, that he had wasn't getting money or food. can't i get some f_cking food hey this is a load of bull. he was standing on a crowded corner at morning rush time etc.
so this is the sense of awareness that new york has i was thinkg

ROCLJUY

what do you call your Domicile?

remember how for a while everyone was Bitin >>> the RSBF style on the inernet?? For example the NY times if I remember right (if U don;t believe me, check the archive y'all. If you're bored you can spend an entire day with an RSBF marathon (ROcky, I hope you're not bored anymore though!))

Now the bitin has continued into the brix n'mortar realm> In fact, there is a new COndo going up in my 'hood called "BRIX" . There;s a picture of a handsome young guy on the construction site advert that looks suspicously like kojak!!
I dont't know??
Maybe you can't blame them because no one knows what to name an APT building these days. Many try to be modern and generic like "olestra" or the "vista view pt VI" but hardly anythings good or all that Clever. On the other HAnd, If you live in a 60's or 70's type Joint it might have a Foreign Spy-tech name like "Corona" or "THe Embassy." Or an old-shcool building will usually have a classic name like "The Porter" or "The Vintage".

Actually, I don;t even know if they name buildings in NYC cuz maybe there are too many...
kojak

Another Day ANOTHER $$$$DOLLAR$$$$$

good evening gentlemen, Ladies too:
Sometimes its good to make a comment about your place in society by the types of fashion you wear. FOr example, On the 1st day of Spring MARCH 20 for all yall that were sleepin like groudhogzzzzzz. on that day I wore :: Behold:: A BLANGING YELLOW SWEATER AND!! And!! Yellow pants. Word, it was basically like a hiphop super star. Today I call my out fit : the professional, a blazer, nice shoes button down shirt and respectable pants. Just to throw it in the mix I add some fingerless bum gloves, And now i am writing from a 9-5. so i better blaze like portland. PS someone email me i am bored, at least now i am bored
rocki

Today is my personal best st. patricks day ever

AAnd I am not ddrinked
period
ROCKY

oomPH ooMPH oomPH ooMph

you know what else I think might be Coming back is RAVING - perhaps in a more simplistic form than before. while visting the windi citi I recently went to hear some HOUSE music and i thought: "this really transcends the demogrPHics" and you can get into it and get involved as long as your not 2 shy. Its more simlistic but not a Gimmik for a Demographik like many other forms of music I feel. Some will say I'm EATINg my Words here <... <... <... and yes maybe I do regret that time I didn't go to a RAVe with Rocky (circa 1998) b/c I didn't like to stay out too late and said no to drugs (xxx)
...

kojak ... ps it must be SPRing b/c theres a FLY in my APT!!

ONE to Add to my Hate LIST

Jonathan Schwartz DIE! I hate your voice. You are a crusty old weenie. And you think you are "Romantic" but your notions of romantic are disgustingly outdated. He just talked about how something has to be DONE about computers. " Google is ....-I stand in awe" he says. YOU ARE A DORK ...........Its Sunday. BJKLF:JKBL:SDFJKL

rocky

Melting Pot

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'rmeltingockypot

Hacky Sacky on its way Backy

Newsalert: Those who ever doubted that new york city was a melting pot heed my words of wisdom.
Yee how I have just seen in the streets now
2 punk kids with chains and tight black jeans and clash style tshirts that were of high school age playing hacky sack
1. I have not seen hacky sack played in years
2. I have NEVER seen youngs punkx play hacky sack

It goes to tell you that you must never stop expanding the horizons of what you might think is possible. And never stop practicing hacky sack. Because it WILL always be cool no matter what some people think

rocky

?JUNK MAIL WISDOM=

censored
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Browse here
fear play their part with love and generosity. These heavy-featured young
and to have money would in some way make up for the old half-forgotten
--

R()CKY

Starbux, I never thought I would love you. But now I do. I love starbucks, and I can't stop loving them until I die

Isn't it funny that if i got run over by a truck today the record of my thoughts might be random and sketchy at best? Makes you think for a second doesn't it. I went into Starbucks yesterday and I liked it, because when you go into any so called counter-culture coffee shop they try to tell you that you are a certain type of person by the decorations and music. Its like I am supposed to be a representative of my demographic. At Starbucks however, they don't know who the f*ck I am. There attitude and style is so utterly irrelevant to my reality that I am liberated

Rocky

Subject: Fw: ok~!!!

> > Hi, Kojak~~
> > > I have a class during your office hour.. that's why I could never
> > > visit you..
> > > anyway, when is your other free time??
> > > THank you so much for your consideration..

that's the subject and text of an actual email I recieved from a student in a course I teach called "INTRO øπ 2 THRIRDCASEˆø" - they're really coming along nicely but its natural given that the young are FRee spirits.

THis is kinda'late but I want to tell U about another free spirit. . I think his name is SHani (not the torino 1) and often rides the bus with me to school. Impeccable style is evident: red head wrap meets matching WHOOSH wind pants. He kix it the ladies and not at all afraid to sit down next to one without invite.
THis is what he did when it snowed: got off the bus with a hole bunch of people b/c it was stuck...threw some SNOW on a CHick he was wrappin 2 on board...smoked the bus ON FOOT and got to school first then was just waiting ALL SMUG at the stop when I got there to teach my INtro˙¨2ˆ∆ˆThirdcase

Anytime you are in a "WIRELESS HOTSPOT" its hot to BLog

J&&t BLeu congrautalations on free internet. YOU unlike Icedancing WIN. And I win. 2 Buck Blueberry muffins get a Bronze Medal. Whereas Two Buck Chuck Finished 19th way back in the standings. A dissapointing finish. And a Dissapointing Aftertaste. Today I leave NY____C. And say It better be balmy sunny warm and c omfortable when I get back. Thats all from the airport. I going to get high this morning. Tell you what it makes flying a lot easier. get it? OR NOT<>
RK()Y

This time I will NOT run for senate

Oooh a lah -- I got my bag misplaced from me. I cant find that nor remember where I put it - whether it must be stolen or not.

That is what really bothers me about the world. Sometimes you dont even haveenough time to figure out the problem much less solve it -- you just have to run nearly full blasst in any direction just to prevent yourself from being TOSSED UNDER THE BUS as the corporates say.

So which means is this that I will have to go about getting new keys made for my work - lest I want to be caught out in the cold when I am early.and have no crazy bums bum rushing me before I can slide quickly inside behind paned glass metal doors.

Anyways - about salamanders. I know they have been coming up a lot lately. Not my fault but this guy edward who is building a road in Nevada thinks he has recently discovered a new species of slalmander in the Buena Vista Park. yes and I think that is whyI keep hearing about salamanders because there is a new protocol motif in the animal totem world that is surfacing. BS City in the city with the SLAM - ANDERS

love Sita Pants

Rocks in my pawkets i got rawks in my pohkets

Finally ...........

I know you never thought you d here from dear sita pants again. thought shecould have gone off into the triviatrics of parks. well mind you i did - for those of you who know the area walk from my hampshire and mariposa address in sf'in-cisco to the top of bernal heights and then from there to the top of twin peaks. yes walking.

in other news, my roomate cut her some bangs.

in other news, i have not been watching le lympics on TV cuz I dont have a TV that shows TV only mob(v)ies.

Now what is up with this bumper sticker (one of two i sasw today)

BUSH KNEW (picture of american Flaag)

Second is
No gas, no grass, no ass -- no ride

its a nice world
my grandma is turning 80 in JUne

Ice Dancing YOU LOSE

I don't thing anyone no matter what their orientariotion is will not disagree with me when I say that ICe Dancing iS """"GAY""" What I mean is STYLISTICALLY GAY nothing to do with the s%%^%^^X. Gayest sport ever? Well Speekwalking is pretty gay. But I would have to say that ice dancing is gayer. Any sport that has a required element called a TWIZZLE is. ......... NOT A DAMN SPORT. ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT FIGURE SKATING IS IN THE OLYMPICS, NOW YOU HAVE TO SUBJECT US TO SOME WIMPY BASTARDIZED FORM OF FIGURE SKATING. Not to mention the dresses are ludicrous. And not the rapper Ludicrous. They are riduclous ritardarded. As specially in the case of the feuding italian lover dancers that will not look at each other just because the BOY DANCCER SLAMMED THE GIRL DANCER INTO THE GROUND
ROKCY

hi its saturday and its hoochoo foot

WARNING: STREAM OF CONSCIOUS WRITING MAY ENSUE, READERS WITH SICKLY STOMACHS SHOULD BE ADHERED TO THE PRECEEDING WARNING AND SHOULD GO DRINK A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP.
There's a classic song and its called Paper moon. I sang it in Karaoke, many moons ago. There's nothing like a classic song to make you feel like you "may" not be alone in the world, but you may be in the world with other souls.
In fashion today, there is an areodynamic woman skeletor runner (by the way olympics knowers: is she rolling with the dudes or WHAT?) UNDERstand???
obviously the most drama_tic moment in this sport is the "launch off the ground and land on you tummy dance" Yo I can do that dance in slo mo. Its called go to sleep under mad warm covers and sleep like peaceful lamb shishkabob and dream about uncharted territories.
_____r____o___c__k_y

fashion update...CHINA do U read me????

guess what I have a TV but its kind of lame and makes an almost imperceptiable HIGH PITCHED skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek;
I too am a follower of fashion: lOOk at this DUO from CHIna- yowZERS!!
on the other hand . I;ve been reading the news and I wonder: can people in CHINA read RANDOM SKETCHY BF DOT COM?????? did google sell us over the river and will the censors come 4 ROCky or myself??

SLush Attaque

ATTENTION All those who consider to venture 4th in New York.
Be sure to pay$$ close attention and mind the Slush Puddles. They are big, gross, deep, icey, and will surely make anything wet that was once dry. If you are (possibly pondering the recent stiles you recently saw at the olympics? _GOD I WISH I HAD A TV) and you are looking into the sky you may just STEP INTO A PUDDLE.
QUESTION: Rocky? Why all the PUDDLS what is the KAWS
ANSWER: REcord Snowfall followed by 50 degree HAWAII 5_0 weather.
I have answers.

Rocky "WOn't stop being Prolific" Dynamic

Call to Judgement: Olympic fashion season

Maybe you remember a little thing called
ROCKYS OLYMPIC FASHION STYLE SALON?
Yes well. as you may or may not know, the olympics are again on. And it is once more time to lay down my opinions that cannot and willnot be argued with. Unfortunately like i said, i don't have a tv. So I will try to go over to peoples houses to formulate my REports. I saw some speed skating the other day and a little xXxcountry skiing. not much to say there, all tight boday suits and style is relegated to maybe a headband or, well actually the most sylistic things are the expressions of participants (OLympians) who CRUSH other olympians. Well thats all the new s for today.

Quick update; no one can rock an oversize suite like BobCostas who also will never ever get older, but his suites WILL get bigger as the years go on
rocky

OK! I bought KIWIS

OK anonymous - now I know we have had our misunderstandings in the past, but I also noticed that amongst your statements of aggressive nature there was also a helping benevolent wish that you X-Tended. For those who "DON"T know what the heck I am talking about, I am respondonig to a commment on the last POSt
So I went out on a limb and I went out the the store and I bought up some KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS 3 for $1. Now I am trusting you here and I was thinking of you - whoever you are - when I was in the store and I said - ok, hopefully these KIWIS aren't poison. If they are poison I will be upset. But If they do infact benevolate my sympomatix, well, consider yourself a dear close friend Anoymous. but if these KIWIS are weirt in any way KIWIS KIWI

rocky

Health+ Is WOrld ENDING ON a bad Note or a GOod Note

Two Anecdotalz:

1. I got sick. Or I started to get sick, then I was given some good advice about certain nutrients I should injest BroCCOLLI -( fake vegetable invented by a movie producers family in the •• by the way Question DR can you get to the bottom of what went on with Broccoli. I thought it was invented in the 20th century and I believe I have been GROSSLY MISTAKEN
Lemon and Honey. Spinachio, Vitamin C, Fruit SMootchy. THese vital Elements have helped me in my quest to Squash my sickness before it is borne. B_HOLDE BBOYS!

2. and the final ingredient was ORange. I have eaten Regular and BLOODE. in the past 24 hours. As I sat near the window with the sunshining down on the magnificent orange I looked and I had this malickian moment and I was like. "What is this great beauty in nature?" my point of view was this incredible pattern that the orange fruit made, "What have we done to deserve this, these fruits and flowers of the universe.. surely or the way we treat the earth is going to destroy all that is good" And then I thought - no, we'll just destroy ourselves. and the earth will still be there, So its really more pragmatically that we should be thinking about the environment and not emotionally. Cuz I don't think the earth cares if we are here or not.
We could be on another planet = Pluto. Or the new new planet beyond pluto. PLANET ICEBALL

rocky

ageing = OVERstanding

A wise man once went on a quest across distant lands and gained greater and greater wisdom upon those he or she might meet. It might surpise some of you who know me but what I am talking about hear is 'lord of Rings' (a trilogy which I rencently watched). What brings me to this Philosophical speculation is the fact of my Day of Birth (upon us).

Not 2 Pysche you out though, what Kojak is really talking about is how sometimes you can act "not just older but wiser" (Ben Franklin, 1776(???)).FOr instance I've been more proactive:

(1) I called in sick to work TUE b/c I knew it was going to be a crappy day and I didn't want to get WET & SIK for my b'day
(2) I called that bix n'mortar news sourse "THE NY times" and told them to start devlivering my paper INSIDE my front door or I was going to cancel my subscription. They gave me a discounts $'s and I got the paper!:)!
(3) after significant RIP-OFF$ by my employer, I Submitted a request for $$ for my travels to CHI-TOWN and they came through...

...on my b-day no less : nu year = more cash flow and also OVERstanding - which is like understanding except you are also getting OVER on the system ,and over and above what you might get otherwise. SO give it a try just like an ambitious hobbit!

RSBF WILL SOLVE PROBLEMS "NO FEAR"

Okey DOKEY guys!
I totally have this ultra random prob and I need help.
My boyf's in a band (I know) and YOU know he's giggin 2 nite and like I'm too tired to go but what if he get's it on with some sketchy groupie :( !!!!!!!!!!!!
So FUCKED up
x-grrrl
==First of all XGIRL what the **BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP"" up! Yo Awesome . I was just thinking about you today cuz I continually get The RandOMEST and NICEST COMMENTS ON THAT dope Free shirt you GOT ME. OK first of all which band was that man in, feel free to contact me freely about his cuz i was also wodering that.

ANYWAY TIME TO SOLVE THE CRIME. Here are your choices::
1. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Oh, not another show BOOOOOring. I am staying home.
BF: I am gonna jook up with another girl then.
XG: OK how about this then, I rip your nuts out and put them in an orange juice grinder.

2. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Sure I am staying home, but our mutual friend____(who has more allegiance to me) is going to go with you (and report back ;)

3. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: OK baby I trust you, I just can't do it tonite but I will be with you in spirit. AND DON"T FUCK WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP

5. BF: Honey I need to play a show tonight
XG: Allright my hunnky stud friend is going to come over and keep me company have fun,

Option 5 is not a good idea. That will ensure trouble. But hey sometimes people want trouble. But mayve you don't. The thing is you are not obliged to go and don't go u know if you aint feeling it

rockt

Self Reflexive Moments within Jury Duty

Hioy,
I went the the SUPREME COURT OF BROOKLYN today. I was going to fulfil my civic duty to judge others. As the warden lady said: you live in the United States. You must do this, so don't go shakin your heads and if you are going to put your hands on your hips do it now and get it over with. So there I sat, with a cross section of the population. And I was privileged to sit next to the only functional social circle that emerged. It was comprised of: one woman who wanted to do jury duty for a month cuz she hated her boss. one woman who was being forced to do it again after just doing it a few years ago, and the third: a friendly mediator.

I sat there and read a book COINDICENTALLY about group dymanics. It told me that people that talk and blab often get heard and have a disproportionate amount of say. Then I was realeased to freedom and the sun shown. I ate a GYRO and continued the quest

r+o+c+k+y

U F*K with me I F*K with y ou/ jack hitrol

The following is a conversation I have been in with someone trying to take me for a ride ( this is real) :
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The first email
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TTN Sir/Ma
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a suprise.This is
because we have not met before but i am inspired to sending you this
email by the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to
the two of us. However,I am Jack Hitrol the personal Attorney to the late
Engr.Steve Moore a national of Isle of Man in UK, who used to work with
Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria.On the 21st of
April 1996,my client,his wife ....
bla bla.. send your bank account
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My response
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no problem, just send the 27 million in cash. No
strings attached. I will take it.
Rocky
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Then::
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Rocky,
Thanks for your urgent response, It is quite pertinent to disclose to you one important thing about this transaction and that is by asuring you that it is 100% risk free.
I am personal attorney ... bla bla call me give me your bank account
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so i write back
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hey Jack,
No problem! Wow, what a weird situation, but I guess
someone has to benefit from it! Just send the cash in
an envelope. I will send you all the banking numbers.
I can receive a traveler's cheque too, no problem.
Rocky
=============
He doesn't respond, so::
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Hey Jack I really need that cash! Can you send it to
me soon please?
Thanks for understanding,
Rocky
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finally!
Ping Pong,
Please send the bank account where you want the fund to be wired to.
Barr. Jack Hitrol
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And here is the last one so far, I wonder if he will send the cash::
=============
Jack,
No problem just send the cash in a plastic bag.
Either way
Rocky

auspicious avian

Kojak was blessed by the presence of this BIRD whiile out for an afternoon stroll. RANDOM??????? (what if NO????

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Rocky Dynamic

Sunday, hands destroyed.

Have you ever tried to fix a road bike tire without tire irons.? It really gets the BLOOD BOILING> Yoaw! Yesterday I tried to fix this tire with some random pieces of metal that i found in my "PATHETIC EXCUSE" for a tool box. And i just ripped up mi hands with a screw driver and these freaking metal things trying to fix the tire. And it really WRILED MY GEARS. big time. the Bike Beat me I gave up. and then I played AMERICAN STYLE FOOTBALL IN AN ASPHALT PLAYGROUND. and i tried to Saks 5th avenue the quarter-back and i Fell 2 the ground. And scraped the shznich out of my hands that had allready been wreaked havoc upon. I tore out a chunk of the ol' palm.! Morale of the story? Insure your hands B4 its 2 l8

rky

"My Diary" taken off line- Travesty!

there goes my belief in non-facist forms of communication. Unfortunately "My Diary" has gone offline. It most certainly has been censored- either by the government homeland security department or by the parents who thought their child was wasting time on blogs. For those of you that did not know "My Diary" it was certainly a shining ray of hope in an otherwise cloudy and doldrum filled world. It enjoyed a brief but spectacular stint of brilliance from January 16-17 2006. If you witnessed this white hot streeeek of creativity you probably consider yourself a better person for bearing witness. Now we are deprived of this incredible story. I hope we didn't contribute to its downfall, may all the gods of the planets have mercy on our souls if we did

rk

Grass wall paper improves lifE

Some say grass on the wall helps your outlook. What do you do? Put some grass up on the wall of any room in the house. A picture of grass will do just fine. Then? Sit back relax and contemplate. Contemplate this: why would a substance that usually starts on the surface below us decide to just jump up on the wall. How, now does it alter your sense of gravity, and which weigh is the sky?-Rocky

NEW LIFE CALLS FOR new TIMES

uh OHH the laundry is ready.
Nothing like "doing the laundry" to reinvogorate your sense of vivality. Do you notice something different? I HACKJED THIS BLOG HAHAHAHAH. hHA!!!@
I anm a web HACKER, top level. Well here in New york its just decided to get Cold as Ice. I also ran into an awesome blog.. LINK!
Its called My Diary and its run by a 3rd grader and she has allready done 5 postings today. The last one is about Harry Potter, so I can't really follow that. I didn't read about Hogwarts and Dondlebeugles and Snapes. But I wll say her blog has re-enstated my belief in blog=democracy. And inspired certain aesthetic modifications to this site.

OH YEAH 2 new mystery animals

FISH???




R.I.P. cyclops kitty>

rocku

I really want to DATE a typograFFFFFFFFFFFFER

Just KIDNG. what i want to write about is a Pheenom thaT may have been noticed by ALL PEOPLE IN the LAST 5 years. So if you were here in THE LAST 5 YEARS LISTEN UP> LISTEN UP. Did you know that the BOys bathroom line is LOnger than the Girls bathroom line? IF you don't you may be TransExual. or you may not have very good powers of observation. AS counter-intuitive as it may seem this is the scenario at bars, clubs, and churches everywhere. For some reason guys use the bathroom MORE than girls, and there are more of them? Defying common assumptions. Doesn't this suck guys? What are you probelm> do you have bladder controls issues? or jsut need to keep looking at yourselves in the mirror?

Rocky

bang bang bang bang

a WEAK attempt to get laid, and the sharp comeback that followed:

Q: "do you need a NICKEL for your cab?"
A: "that would only get me next door, wouldn't it?"

and...Scene.

~tictoc

Postermodernism: Can you please decide on ONE font?

I've got a LITTLE PROBLEM with the way people like to write the word POSTMODERNISM. they like to write each letter in a different font, just to illustrate a little point. IN the mean time the rest of us are getting a big fat headache. GOD I GOT A DAMN HEADACHE and this BIG and I need something to cure it and not mix up my eyeballs like a whole bunch of incongruous font letters Jammed UP against each other. You know what else rings my bell? Getting RANSOM NOTES in the mail. Same problem you got all these RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM letters pasted from all these different sources.

I've had it with you: Secret Society out there that tries to send multifonted words to assault the senses of innocent bystanders such as myself. Next time I get one of your "MesseGes" I am going to straight disregard it until someone repeals their dastardly ways

rocky

EVER get SKEERED??

do you ever get scared that you WASTED your early 20s not doing drugs and wacking around? Ever worried that you are too much on track with you life and you need to ""FLY off the HandlEE"" a bit. Don't worry Just try my patented Worry release method. This is what it entails. ∂ˆø´´ø´ø∑œøøˆˆ´ˆ˜ çjdjˆˆˆ∂¬åååπ∑ª¢•ª§∞¢£™™™™™™
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rkdyn

HUPoP

Huh? Its a new year and with a new year comes new dreams of a new Reality. Me personally I am dreaming of a new reality. A reality that involves happiness and a zen knowledge that: All that comes around GOZE around. and all that Gyoza is Comin around again this year. Al Jazeera, and thumbin around this year. And Gals and zebras done hummin the pound this year. and Pals La Choza its yummny around this time of yhear

RRKKDDYYNNAAMMIICCK