Bak IN the USSR???

Let me tell you the freelancing life is so far the one 4 ROCKY. I just heard from MOSCOW and they mite need me there. SO all u that thoughT i was international. YOU were just about rite on that count. I mean I can't guarantee anyonoe that I am going to moscow soon or antying, but hye its a possibility. I love not waking up and the """"CRAK"""""" of dawn everyday. And I love being MY OWN MAN, and NOT THE MANS MAN.

What else? Here is some ideas 4 u.

1. A new website:

a.what you do is you enter your whole database of all the clothes that you own into this NEW PROGRAM i am inventing
b. then this PROGRAM takes a look at the weather and tells you what to wear.

basically this cuts the MIDDLE MAN _ the weather channel__ OUT. cuz thats all i would look at the weather for.
So the computer could also tell you when to do laundry, and it could tell you even WHAT tshirts to wear. like, it could say -

DONT WEAR THAT SWEATER_ YOU WORE IT LAST WEEK_ ALL THE PEOPLE AT YOU OFFICE WILL LAUGH AT YOU__

2. I think the freelancer word comes from lancing - like how I just Lanced that problem about what to wear G

rocky

fartin along

so as i have been a brn frtin along
i have seen many things
and i have not written bout them
on the blog
la la al la

but i saw amores perros the movie and was thinking if any of you have seen the film if you could come up with a good translation. they translated it as "loves a bitch" but i thought that was not quite right but my knowledge of spanish is not too colloquila. but man did i see some bloody dogs in that movie. WHO AGREEs?

my friend got this bike. it is like a trike. one wheel in the front and two in the back. between the two back wheels is a basket. itys awesome. maybe we should have a bike designing contest. or see who has got the best lowriding stlye with which they can ride thier bike. SAVE that for the REUINION/UNION
sita "back in her pants" pants

Insanest planning Event of life OVER

Last nite required so much preparation and instense thought, that I almost don't know what to say. Me and Mr. Roomate planned THE KRZIEST pingpong tournament of your life. Even in the midst of a BLZRD of snow>> (* I can tell you a life lesson from it though. Shoot, actually i can't, maybe I don't have enough DISTANCE from it yet. One thing that really blew the crowd away was a CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE #. planned out dancing never fails, and ALWAYS wins. Just like cockroaches, never dying, always living.

rocky

BACK 2 BASIX with my bricks 'n mortar crew

alright 'CHALL:::
I'd like to get beyond some of the heftier issues and represent some of the MINOR but IMPORTANT truths that make up LIFE for all of us.
sometimes its ALL ABOUT HANGIN OUT, like when you're just chillin with a friend maybe and someone has a BRAINFART and is like :" hey this is random, check this out::::"
take my bricks n' mortar CHUM(P - psyche!! just kidding) "stibby sternch." He came up with a good one about CROSSWALKS. HE WAS SO RIGHT: at a crowded crossing there is always one person who jumps out ahead of the pack - like often right before the WALK sign comes 0n . ====o-<=====
NOTICE that this person always looks smug. When he meets the people who left the other side in the road he (or SHE OF COURSE!!!) is feeling like $1,000,000.00 !!!
-kIojIak

dROPPEd into a foreign circle

recently I felt an OBLIGATION TO SUCCUMB to the pleadings of my coworkers and spend an evening in a TRENDY NIGHTCLUB with their circle of dear friends. you know, the kind with $10 drinks. there were a lot of bitter women in our huge party hailing from THE OUTER SKIRTS OF THE CITY, like YONKERS and WESTCHESTER. [most of these OUTER SKIRTS party people could not parallel park for shit.] the aforementioned bitter women had an instant affinity for yours truly, who was quite UN-bitter that night, and mostly DYING OF BOREDOM.

but then, they SAT me in the MIDDLE of their circle and began to tell DRAMATIC TALES of BETRAYAL and general SKETCHINESS. according to them, each of their boyfriends was a CHEATIN' HEART, with naked pictures to prove it. MAY I ADD that at this point there had been many exclamatory "MMM! no he DI'NT!"'s. I listened to STORY AFTER STORY, WINCING with disgust AND sympathy. the only words that I could muster were "that's horrible," and make PUPPY EYES at them. then I pointed them to CERTAIN WEBSITES where they could possibly do something called FIND A NEW APARTMENT AND MOVE THE FUCK AWAY. they promised to check it out.

when the women were done telling their respective tales of why they are angry and bitter, THEY ALL LOOKED AT ME EXPECTANTLY, as if it were my turn to share a story of betrayal. there was an uncomfortably long silence (besides the horrid music the dj was spinning) after which I APOLOGIZED for not having anything comparable to contribute.

lesson of the night: INTOCCABILE WILL NO LONGER BE "CHILLIN," "HANGING OUT," or "DROPPIN IT LIKE IT's HOT" with coworkers and these angry cats they call their dear friends.

* flees from ROCKIO's locusts *

-intoccabile

Time/Rocky ALTERED

A couple things about how time, itself has changed::
I heard that the Earthquake from a december clear knocked the earth OFF ITS ROCKER and it actually sped up the SPEED of the rotation of the earth. So the Days are SHORTER. AND In addition to this I have stopped my boring ass job. Maybe you were wondering why I needed to examine reality. I took a good hard look at it and IT CHANGED B4 my very EYEZ. So now that I am NOT working I noticed this::

The days really "R" shorter.

its allready later than I thought it was. When you don't leave the house til later in the day_
THE shape __(^)_++__---__-_=(><><<< of your day Gets Flip Flopped.

Now if it was nice and warm outside The TIMEScAPE mite still be LongER, but it is BELOW ZERO, and I AM NOT going to risk freezation.

ROCKY

KEEP $$PAYING$$$ ATTENTION

OK all you INSURGENTS out there . U know I love the comments so alls I;m sayin is like WACK-W: "BRING IT ON".......
this blog is dedicated to STAYIN THE COURSE and being as awesome as ever!!!!!!

1. Guess what ??? 1 of my predictions for '05 has already come TRUE. a certain maker of MP3 players (AKA the apple ipod)) has a new advertisment campaign ALL ABOUT THE WORD ""RANDOM"" . A certian ms. "Cermak" pointed this out to me. watch out 4 it. it's Xactly like I said would happen. and when you see it then come back here and KEEP PAYING ATTENtion.

2, We are likel;y to have more truthful statements in the future.............~~~~~~~~

Well that 's all i;ve got 4 now. I was gonna take MLK day off in honor of a great TELLER OF TRUTH but U people forced me to respond. And by the way B-4 you TALK SOME 'ISH - rsbf is nothing like "W" - I just used his lingo in an IRONICAL fashion which is 1 literary method of telling the TRUTH !!!

******˙ˆ∆˙˙¨KOJAK

ROCKIO!

ROCKIO IS SETTING A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS ON RSBF. TADAO

ROCKIO

you guyses should be ashamed!

Hey,

What's up with nobody posting? This USED to be my favorite blog. Now I go to an ASHLEE SIMPSON blog for ENTERTAINMENT.

the END

-Mr. E

hi. My name is ROCKIO

BOOOO!

THUNDERSTORM OH MY!
DARK CLOUDS LOOMING THE DISTANCE.
R-S-B-F BOOM!!!!

MMMMMYYYYYYYYYY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE IS ROCKIO

Back 2 Life / Back 2 REALITY

Dear audience of thousands of enrapted readers that hangs on Rocky's every word. This is his secretary that does all of his typing for him. I am tired of expending so much energy on making all sorts of crazy capital letters in the middle of sentences. I am tired of Rocky pacing back and forth behind me as he dictates his entries telling me, "Make that all capital letters! Put more emphasis on that last thought! Do you have anything more hard hitting than the regular capital letters?" I decided to indulge Rocky on one last run on sentence, so here it is

I M also Going to be talking A Brake from cyberspace. !! . Since my secretary "JOSEPHINA""""" is making me SLOOOOOWW DOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN I am going to go back to REALTIY ..AND I HAVE SOME HI" HOPEZZZZZ so DONT" CRY 4 ME argentina <<< I will B BAK IN a while,,, I leave this BBBBLLLOOOGG IN THE HANDS OF MY competnent partners OF crime. WORD_____ I M OFF 2 STUDY RE AL ITY

PEACE ROCKY

my wishes of peace for you all as well,

Rocky's previously unknown and transparent secretary: Josephina.

NEW STYLE

here's a new style I found BURIED IN THE VAULTS ON THE NATIONAL ARCHIVEs in washington DC. I think it suggests the old days, like when they made the CONSTITUTIOnnnn== and people told the TRUTH!!!
ALSO, i think it is still good 4 CYBERSPACE........
but what do UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU think?

kojak

Mentally disturbed shower

You know I really don't care if no one comments on my incredible "listed" story. That's fine. But what really makes me crazy is things in my actual life going wrong. Like for instance this morning's shower - AN UTTER DISASTER - JUST LIKE EVERYDAY. 2 reasons for the disaster.

1. Large cat in the way
2. schizophrenicly confused shower mechanism.

_I think that the first reason is pretty much self explanatory, so let me just elaborate a bit on the dysfuncional shower. I get in the shower and turn it on and its REALLY HOT, too hot actually so a try to temper the temperature just a bit with some, how you say, COLD WATER. So upon turning the valve for coldness, the whole shower gets COLD COLD COLD FREEXING. so OMG i have to get out of the way and try to like sneak around the stream to turn on the hot again.

Then its like this bnf (bnf) that is a new web expression for 'back and forth'). I shit you KNOT IT TAKES FREAKING 5 WHOLE MINUTES TO GET THE SHOWER TO THE RITE TEMP IN THE MORNING.

Life lesson: Set your alarm earlier, a few hours before you get up and just hit the snooze 20 times so you can get ready for the day in your mind, in a half dream state. I bet you are wondering Y is rocky devoting so much time to writing in this online journal? Becuase there is NOTHING i repeat NOTHING going on at my job.
rokuy

Climb higher into the sky and go take it out on someone ELSE

OK I am gonna lay it down for you STRAIGHT DOPE: I got jipped bigT the other day by what most people call the "weather".

I will walk you thru it (Much like I had to walk thru it) step by step in the traditional ways of 2005:
--------------------------------------------------__---------------------------------
1. Its raining ALL DAY. Rocky (myself) thinks to himself (me), "Uu it looks bad out there, thank the powers beyond my control that I remembered my UMbrella"
2. Go outside and its raining still and EVEN COLDER THAN MORNING TIME
3. Ok here is where it gets Interesting__
4. While we are eating it starts (get ready 4 this) S_NOW_IN_G.
4.5 and I am talking about nice big flakes of snow
5. go to a movie
6. go outside again. and
7. (5) frowning faces of sadness :( :( :( :( :(
8/ its raining again and EVEN colder.
9. Now here is where my LUCK (if you can call it that) begins to take a turn for (4) the better.
10. I get to subway and OH WAIT NO LUCK STILL BAD - its all locked up BUT there may still be hope for me yet!
11. "Go to the other side" says attendent to young lady attempting a similar move as me
12. so On the other side is at least
45. people waiting for the train. and its like DAMN, EVEryone is LOOKING SULLEN and S.O.L but GOD THIS IS TEDIOUS
46. train comes and then bus both quickly even though I had to to be

47> ::REALLY BRAVE"""""
48. and wait for teh bus BY MY SELF (Well there were a couple others there - me and I) HA AH AHA LOL
49. OH MY GOD I am ____LOL______

talk about troubles and Hardships of Life. I heard there was this poet dude, or maybe he was a painter dude that said that he only felt like he was really alive when he got hit by a car, and the little moments right b4 he got hit by the car.

rocky

R WE EVER GOING TO WIN THE INTERNATIONAL BLOg awards

0. I DON"T KNOw.....

1. but I do know that we mite have to "spif" this page up a bit if we want to be cool

3. BCUZ, I have seen some other pages that look just like this, all pink and everything.

4. DOES ANYONE have ANY suggestions AT ALL for a

∆∆∆∆∆∆HOT∆∆∆∆∆∆∆

∆∆∆∆∆∆NEW∆∆∆∆∆∆∆

∆∆∆∆∆∆DESIGN???∆∆∆∆∆∆∆


∆ROCKY∆

Just a few Random Thoughts for the 2nd day of 2005

1. this year I got a calendar, so I am NOT going to be all screwed up like last year. When I forgot everyone's B_DAY and I couldn't get into EITHER LAW SCHOOL or MED ScHOOL becuz i missed the deadlines; cuz i didn't have calender ( and i also didn't apply, so). So now I have everything together.

2. My animal companion = Rubix Cubix= really is glad to see me and has been following me around 24-7. The thing about cats is that they can't go outside really; at least here in the city the concrete jungle, Man its like jungle out there, it makes me wonder how I keep from goin Under Hu uh Hu Huhuhu. And the othere thing about the cats is that TRY AS THE MITE, they can't protect you. So if the the following is your situation::::: You are perhaps a single Lady and you need protection as you walk thru """"SEEEDY"""""" neighborhoods and you have the following choice CAT vs. DOG then, well then, I guess you should choose...................................................................THEDOG.

3. but if you need protection from mice and from roaches (within a certain size range) the you choose-------THE cat.

4. another life lesson:: skateboarding OR surfing

5. Now its just time to brag. becuz its "5" and that makes me think of 2005. and that makes me remember that I got off this plane and I had 2 messages. And they were both INTERNATIONAL_______ representative!!! poland, japan, and the next day I heard from france. Cuz it was my D.O.B afew days b4

∞RocKY "many events" Dynamic