Version 11.9 OH MYn

Cat Barf. Its here its there ITS EVERYWHERE. Especially when its SPRING??? or is it just my cat that decided. HEY/ ITS TIME TO BARF and I just don't car. anyway. SHES BARFING. And poopoing on the chair. Its her special way of saying I DON"T LIKE DRY FOOD. I guess. that is my only Hypothesis. I know that cats like to eat Grass in the SPRING and BARF FOR FUN but she is an indoor cat, so...... I don't kknow..,....

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Rated [D] for Dismissed

Some may beg to differ but i can honestly say that "Dogville" is the worst movie I have seen in recent memory. I rented it on a "two for one" whim and boy was that a mistake. I will keep this short. It is the antithesis of RSBFart, not forward thinking but 19th century style with pretentious British narrator and LITERALLY NO PROPS. I made it about 15 minutes in then skipped through some chapters to see if it was all really that wack and it was

kojak


PS here's a thought maybe version 11.9 should be

rated [R] Random: contains sketchy material and brainfart situations

June: Drearyville or "where's the beef, sir"

Its been a wet and cold June here in New York City, the "City of Angels". Despite all of the TALK about GLOBAL WARMING: where's the BEEF? as DAVE FOUNDER OF BIG MAC's would say. It's almost like living in a certain "northwest province" Called SEATTLE? HHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? where indeed is the beef, as I also wondered as I bit into a "TOFU mixup empanada last night. I was hoping that they did not"insert the beef" into this sandwich, but it was a meaty taste, even though it was DOWHOO. And where is the Beef with the economy? they say its going up? Well wheres the money $$ that should be flowing in like a river of MOLTEN LAVA destroyiing everything in its path?., (WHERES THE F*%($*#KING MONEY YOU OWE ME?! isn't that a cool tshirt?)

And where's the beef with certain movies like ET which I saw again the other night and was CREEPED OUT BY ETs infantile and cat-like sounds. YUCK. DUDE. YUCK! and finally if you were a clover you might wonder: Where's the BEE? as you feel the spring time and want to pollinate stuff. and whats more if you were HAMLET: you might wonder WHERE's the 2BE or not 2 BE in your existential ponderings. AND FINALL Y if you were a teenage internet youser you might wonder where is the just plain "B" IE in a grade that you received or did not recieve from some messed up junior high science teacher:::: or alternatively where's the "B" in internet LOL type of abbreviation. Where's the B and WHAT DOES IT MEAN YET
ROKCKCYC

Newsflash from the subconsious mind

An important realization occurred to me while staring at the computer screen%(&*%^

I recalled a DREAM I had last night. It struck me out of the blue like a big time DEJA VU!! I had a vivid recollection of siting with my companion in a cafe wherein I noticed that the young woman was reading this very BLOG; RSBFart ! She was exploring discussing the world of Rocky and Kojak in a very passionate way with a friend. This gave an incredible feeling of wholesome fullfillment along the lines of a buddha's compassion....
At first I thought this actually happened yesterday but I have come to the conclusion that it was (ONLY?) a dream.Was this a vision of the future, past, alternate reality or just the id or ego?? What I cannot recall in this dream was the title of the new version 11.9 - I 'm sure its buried somewhere inside this vision but may need mind altering substatnce to be exracted. Or maybe rocky can meditate it to reality........kojak

Computing history

I have owned in my life 3 computers. The first i took to college. It was a PC. Then I checked in my baggage the first winter i went home and it shattered the screen and ruined it after a few months of use. So i swore of Computers for some years and just used the "computer Lab" (SHOUT out to KOJOAK what what?!?!) but then got into the industry which uses many compters and bought one from a co-worker. This was aprox 4-5 Years ago. And this is the subject of my story today: THE DEAD COMPUTER. Actually not SO dead cuz. I revitalized it by launching it onto ahost computer and so was able to get all MY STUFF (or am currently copyint my stuff with FINGERS XED). (There is even an imprtant folder called "Random and Sketchy". Anyway, so again I move to a new chapter of life where my old IDENTITY IS NO REFORMED BY A NEW PRODUCT. But one thing I never did do was get any more ipods after my monster 5gig one. ROCKY "nerd" DYNAMIC

relevance of "brainfart" confirmed

dear financial supporters of rsbfart,

let me share an anecdote which confirms the continued relevance of this blog in the current fiscal year.

I was at a chinatown lounge with a group of compadres and we were served cocktails by an inexperienced server. One of our party requested an "OLD-fashioned", that being his beverage of choice. Our served dissapeared to the bar area only to reappear and ask the following question (which i quote literally, EMPHASIS ADDED ) "Sorry guys, I just had a BRAINFART, can you remind me what is in an old fashioned?" end quote.

Thank you for your continued support, sincerely,

Kojak

Negative Hyperspace Blows the Mind