Sunday, August 24, 2008

'Pic Rap Down

It certainly has been a while: Rocky slackering? I did want to talk about one of the Jamaican women that has a hairstyle worth noting. Unfortunately I can't remember her name at this time. All I can say is that her hairdo was excellent. It was sticking up like she was in vogue magazine but also kind of punk. WELL ITS SUNDAY and that means the olympics have come to a close. Over all I would say these games some of the themes included. Braces and Glasses. These proved to be some of the fastest people and it goes to show that just because your face might be messed up in some way, it doesn't mean that your body is messed up or dysfunctional. Other than that. There wer a lot of young people IE BORN IN 1994 (WHEN I WAS IN HI_SCHOOL!) yes they revealed controversy of a young lady that said she was born in 92, yet there was evidense for a 94 birth. I didn't even know they made people that young. I gues it just goes to show you how old and decrepit I am getting. My olympic hopes are getting limited to certain sports. But at least I have a few choices that don't require any physical endurance. For example rifle shooting.

OK one final comment on the broadcasting. 1. This may mark the first time where any entity has tried to declare an all out war against Youtubing, cuz you can't find SH&*((^&*&(*T on youtube and NBC want you to watch on ther proprietary player that only runs on certain computers. NOT COOL NOT COOL. we live in an age where you must not resist change but harness its feelings.
2. As for your PRIME""""TIME:" schedule Barf: How much swimming gymnastic Beach volleyball- and thats pretty much it can I watch? AND WHERE MY DEAR FRIEND IS THE TABLE TENNIS FOOLS???? THANKS FOR SHOWING THAT YOU CHUMPS AND IGNORING WHAT IS BY THE far THE GOLD MEDAL SPORT AMONG SPORTS. WRONG DECISIONS TO NOT FEATURE THAT IN PRIME TIME AND YOU WERE WRONG

rocky

Monday, August 18, 2008

finally some fashion!

with the encouragement of rocky and cermak I have been trying to get on this olympic fashion bandwaggon...as has been noted its slim pickins in the pOOl. I must say the diving BOARDs are a little better .. At least it;s more naturalistic (how about a regular looking swim suit with the countries flag) and not negative fashion: FASHIONphelps < 0 :(

In gymnastics the coaches have more style than the participants (track suit) and the pundits are best of all. What up BELA the romanian pundito! You've always got a nice contrast b/w tie and jacket PATTERINS

I think track will be a turn for the better -especially the ladies. For example the JAmaican 100m winner had a nice style: BRACES AND HEADBAND - very nicely color coordinated, junior high retro like gleiking!!!

kojak(maybe not a pundit but leaning the trade)

Thursday, August 14, 2008

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Bland

Well folks there is not much that seems notable about the fasion in the olympics at this point. If you beg to differ please feel free to au contraire me in the comments- but I just don't see that much FASHION SENSE in these olympics. There is "the kid" a young guy on the Chinese Gymanastic team that has a pretty good haircut.. Hm what else. Swimming? Actually I guess there have beens some cool GOoooggLe Styles. From Clear to to MIRRORED ala a Green Eyed fly, and the occasional NOSEPLUG which makes for a funny sight. All the swimmers makes some excellently funny faces as they adjust the suction force of their goggles b4 the Race. Rocky, for the Fashion Times

Saturday, August 09, 2008

OLYMPIC FASHION BLOG!

Its all about OLYMPIC FASHION. HI I'll Be your HOST ROCKY: we Analyze the fashion of OLYMPICS remember?
here here
here here
and here
YES WE are off and ruuning in the olympic and I will tel you some notable MOMENTS.
1. Unzipped shirts in the road race. I myself unbottoned my shirt riding today in attempt to copy!
2. Opening CEREMonies. CHUMP BUSH ! basically sleeping during exciting times- what esle is new.
3. The commentators calling theBeach bolleyball girls "SPECIMENS" hmm Zoology? OR Sport.
4. Japanese girls have RED RED RED hair on the tream vollyeball..
5. FREE TIBET. THe Dali Lama is NOT A BAD GUY
6. Did you see Ukrain's outfits in the opening ceremonies? Basically like a captain crunch type of situation goin on. Many african nations Outdid many europeans in Fashion sensibility. and Thats somehting I will VOUCH FOR as a PUNDIT.

RoKY

Thursday, August 07, 2008

superfoods revisitied

it's that time of year again for superfood!

HEre's my super luncH

included:
*garbanzo's
^spinach
#quinoa (KEENWA!!)
@bluberries

and 1 yummy "vegan mistake" item: HEAVY CREAM

thanx 2 cermak for preparing the creamy soup component!

thanx to NATURE for never stopping working!!!!

(K)

Friday, August 01, 2008

Dear world I just got fu$#&*(%&$*KED by a car driver

well well well if it turns out that there is a chump here that just got his ass TAXED by a fradulent ASSSSSSSSSSSSS&*(&*(&*(&*(&*(&*(HIKE. Hello you in New york do me this one favor:::BOYCOTT THE CAR SERVICE called: COMFORT or ' Cobble hill car sevice'. At any rate here is a funny and laughable conversation.

ROCKY: There is no way that ride was 22 dollars
ASSCHUMPS (hitherfore refernced as AC): Yes it was.
R: No it wasn't I have been way farther with mad cargo and it was less
AC: Yess it was
R: /.................. no
AC: yes you want me to ask manager
R: (drunk) YES
AC" aravic arabic arabic arabic arabic arabic arabic say 22 arabic.
FAKE ASS DISPATCHER: 22 dollars
AC" 22 dollars
R: give me a receipt
AC: I don't have one
R: I want one
AND THEN HIS FOOL FINDS A RANDOM RECEPT from his *$()#*()$#*( glove compartmetment
AHAHAHAH*&$%(*$()!!!!
fool

look if you come to NYC and you need a car service from park slop. please calle Me:: ROCKY and I WILL TLL YOU a NUMVER TO CALL THAT IS NOT LIYING AND FRADULENT AND SET UP TO STEEL YOUR LIVELY MONEY> SCREW LIARS AND OPPURTUNISTS argh as garfeild would say and now you see my emoticonstions. LOVEBUGS
ROCKY