Thursday, June 29, 2006

go ukraine its your birthday

you gota shake it like its your birthday
go portugal its your birthday you gotta shake it like your birthday
go small soccer countrys and DESTROY big giants of soccer
r

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

poetry of life

I was just in the grocery store and the following sequences of events happened. First the song "I will survive" started playing. during the intro this kids mom walked around the corner out of sight. While the song was still quiet the kid snuck up and hid on the corner of the food aisle..like cops do with their guns. At the same time a guy right next to him was whistling the song. Then the beat kicked in and the kid jumped around the corner. His mom didn't see him so he came back and hid in a little corner. She cam back and didn't see him and then she called out his name. AND HIS NAME WAS MY NAME! and then she asked him if he was eating spaghetti for dinner
rocky

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Seltzer, the club of soda's

Want to knock your thirst out with a CLUB? Like the cavemen used to do it? Well then why not enjoy a fabulous seltzer water. The bubbles heal you thirst and calm your SOUL. I just BOUGHT 2 Beers and 1 bottle of selzter water. And guess what i am drinking. NO- wrong. THe seltzer 0 Right. Water is nature goodness, but zeltser is mans crowning acheivement of perfection.

It takes a wise mature individual ( no Kids thank you very much) to appreciate the subtle greatness of CLUB SODA. CLub Toad. It also takes a Toad. They found a toad in the bottle at the factory. And everyone freaked. Everyone did the ballroom blitz.

Rocky

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Entering 3rd post-highschool state of exixtnexce?

Well, I got another bike, and boy can it fly like a goose. Maybe you would like to see it. I had something important i was going to say and I forgot. Oh well. Son of a gun. Damn it what the hell was I going to say. I felt like I was riding along onmy bike and a thought occured to me. THE THOUGHT SAID___ ROCKY (Self) I have no other Name) __rocky this is the conclusion to rsbf. Aw yes, and by this pyschotherapuetical writing i have now rmembered What i was going to say. It relations to other entryies in RANDOME DKEHCYIT BRAINFART. Gues what?? I have the new bike (oh yes its allcoming together now) and I said to myself . HEY why not try with NO hands? Well? I did it and guess what again? NO Crashing = NO DYING. Staying alive like the damn BEEGEES. Here is a short history of Rocky's no handed bicycle riding. Age=0-12 Ride every day no problem, no hands no breaking my face. I could even do as follows: Hands on handlbars, feet on toptube, stand up. Young Trickman Rocky. Then tragedy, although i was not riding without hands I tried to do a "nose Wheelie" I fell out of my toe clips and smashed "the crown jewels" on the bike stem. Later that decade I tried riding with no hands and had myself a little whitepout all over the assfault. Finally I moved to new York, and purchased a highly stylish STAR RIDING red and black stallion bike. This stallion was also on the Wobbly Side. and therefore= NOT a Possibilty to attempt no handedness. Yet try as i might I did try, and no success. But later and older brains made me stay affrontal before my body crunched to the ground. Newwest development as you may have heard?? Today With new bike (orange and bluegoldfish) Attempt made and Successfulized. Who needs hands? Surgeons? NO and Not me Either

Sincererely _ROCKY

Monday, June 12, 2006

cycle of NATURE

HYDROLOGICAL!!!!!!
water->fish->water->plant.
Evaporation requires use of the tap + brita filter but otherwise I have a great new system where I take the dirty water from FISHTU's environs then store it in a special container that I then use to water my faithful RUBBER PLANT. If all goes well I might even harvest some RUBBER to make new tires for my bike. In addition, I might get a female BETTA-babe for FISHTU to make babies with! Then the cycle of nature could go on FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR............
I also have a new Apt layout so that the more things change they can in fact stay the same . I changed things up a bit so it feels like a new and exciting place . THen maybe I'll change back again like the cycle of Yin & yanG .

((I think this blog could now be considered a theological text of TAOISM given recent wisdom))

kojak

ps nobody better tell me what happens in the copa mondial b/c I'm watching it taped tonight

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Hello Back from land of Dedaelus

Hello,
Dear RANDOM SKETCHY BRAINFART?? HELLO. how long have I knot Recorded the progress of my life on these pages of wisdom>? Many of you know me as ROCKY- The rockiest guy in town. Well thats me I'm Rocky and i wanted to re-ASSERT my IDENTITTy. Many of you many be wondering ROCKY? I thought i just heard the longheard lonesome whistle of a train. Isn't that funny that I can hear a longheard lonesome whistle of a train here in the the busiest city and also in my hometown of WAY OUT west peaceful land? What I said was - isn't that interesting that i hear the same TRAIN WHISTLE in both TOTAL URBERBIA and baby metropolis? Don't you think it would be nice to have dirt floors. But CLEAN DIRT aND not the dirty brand dirt. The clean dirt of the hopi indians. Hell you could make a damn sandcastle in you living room before you had BLUEBERRIES< FLAX SEEDS_YOGURT and Herring???()()()?? for breakfast.

OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDS UP IN THIS B*&(^TCH
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