Thursday, July 20, 2006

THE NIGHT I GOT TESTED BY ONE cucaracha

BOOOF BOOOOF BBBOF BOOF
BOOF BOOOF
BOOOF BOOF BBBOOF BBBOOOF BBOOF FUBU!
Tonight i was test and I succeeded. It all started with the CYLCES of nature. The hotness of summer has started to increaser certain bug populations or more than that it may have cause some bugs to come "out of the woodwork" or in the case of ladybugs "out of the closet". At any rate, it all starts here: I was leaving my apt with a friend, and what do i see? A Huge Roach scurrying its fat nasty ass around in the hall. Unfortunately i didn't have the time the patience nor the heart to hunt it down and squash it into bug juice. it went under a roll of carpet and i just stomped on the carpet. Weak yes, but I was with a friend and didn't want to increase the unpleasantness. Next part of the story: I saw a huge roach on the sidewalk running along, and then i got to thinking to myself. DUDE ITS ROACH SEASON NO FOOLING. so sooner had I thought that than I noticed a dark spot on the periphery of my vision and (Get ready to scream and puke your guts all over the floor) i looked over and a HUGE ROACH WAS ON MY SHOULDER. guess what Like a true shoulder of fortune I didn't even freak i just brushed said roach off. To tell you the truth i didn't even get the heebie jeebies. Nerves of steel dude nerves of *(*(steel. Just don't tell GWBUSH he will send me to iran with a stick on dynamite in my pants
r____OKCY

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

come to SEA'le

only place in USA not 99.99+ degrees I just checked the weather (highly chilly and I was just TAKING THE AIR in fall like weather). 3 words to remember "ON SHORE FLOW" !~~~~~~meteorology~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This message extends to rocky and any of the other faithful readers who may be out there and not already in this town.

lots of fun: tomorrow I'll be watching LE TOUR. DO you think the boy from LANCASTER COUNTY PA can do it up and down the ALPS? i hope so. in solidarity, I just recently rode up a mountain GAP in Vermont! AU revoir and just letting you know I'm still around (KEEP PAYING ATTENTION)


kojak

Saturday, July 15, 2006

True love?

True love is too cheap.
No one listens =. all it would take is one person to listen to this: TRUE LOVE IS TOO CHEAP TO BE TREEP
TROOP
TROPE
GENUS
SPECIES
KPCOFGS
rk

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

This is a special Dedication to BETHANY

Dear Bethany__
thanks for you comment on rsbf, on the recent 'poetry of life' listing. I saw you blogogogogogogoer profile and it said : i like to take in injured wildlife and care for them to be released.

Good for you that is a kind and generous way to care for the wild life. And I liked the Comment "no way dude". That is similar to many of my reactions to everyday life, albeit my reactions may be more sarcastical than yours. Whereas you may have been truly exclaiming NO WAY DUDE, in an state of amazement. I would be saying it in my head like :: no way dude, not another lame ass thing of wackness.!

most likely for those people who will search through the limitless information of archives of human histroy trying to contrue an accurate picture of historical factohoods, they will read this posting then search for bethany's post and then maybe x number of years in the future it may tragically have been removed.

But Bethany our cyber connection of internets doesn't have to end here and now. Make ANOTHER COMMENT. I IMPLORE YOU WITH EVERY OUNCE OF MY 8.5 ounce juice drink. WILD BERRY HI C!!!

love ..... true love
from rocky