Infestation of FAKE BLOGGERS. And awesome REAL PLAY

I had a Play lastnite and also its tonite. I wish you could see it cuz if you could I SWEAR ALL THE SOCKETS IN YHOUR MIND WOULD BE BLOWN STRAIGHT TO KINGDOM COME. THats rite ffolx it means that I directed a play... And it was a smashing success so there. Just to paraphrase it = interplanetary space travel adventures.ノ no jokeか

And lets kick the asses of these fake chumps who try to write comments that aer really adverts. thats BS.. Shout out to historic places near and far. I am doing my best to make my current place AN HISTORIC PLACE

rok

new from the heartland

while rocky has been bicoastally reporting as the FRISco-kid, i'd like 2 let you all know that KOJAK has recently been on a TRANSCOASTAL mission of truth.

...it all started near aN historic place (∂ college ∂)- where I took some time to partake in an ANCient art formerly practiced by rocky and I on that very site <<>>. here is photographic evidence of some mystery person attempting to set without a chair (quite challenging and a good effort - no??)

As the transcoastal trip progressed it became clear that SETTING was the one thing I had in common with all of those REAL-NICE-FOLK out there. All TYPES of SETTING were observed: here is very uncomplete list:

informational PORCH setters who helped us find our BnB

PORCH setting in rural IOWA - "don't forget 2 wave helo"

hiway rest area setting in SOUTH DAKOTA

RIVERSIDE setting in montana (enjoyed by the handicapped!))

setting in the car does not count by the way although I did a lot of it!!!!!

SOME newz SOURCE

Wow, If you think that reading rsbfart= reading the NYT online, usually you would be mistaken. The news value of rsb is >>>>>>>>>>NYT. But now I don't know. I am starting to wonder if the issues in this blog are as important or should be deemed worthy of a close appraisal by many many citizens. Who says we don't have journalistic integrity. If running a newspaper means writing stories about things that are important to REAL PEOPLE then we have it. but if running a news paper means you stay on top of current events, I don't know if rsbf can step to the standard. I have measured the number of internet "hits" that rsbf gets and it is > than nyt. I know because I am the webmaster for the nyt site. JusKidding- last 2 facts were LIES. but seriously. I am experiencing a lacking perception of theJOUrnNALISTIc NEWs VALUES that ONCE made OUR site such an important REsource of the Worldts community.

expressing concerns,
rocky

Mon Cheri

I just ate Cherry icecream. I don't know if you or any of your so-called posse has negative things to say about cherry icecream, but if you do, you should take you own shoe and shove in your mouth, cuz you are wrong about it being bad. Its good and thats all I can say. If you think that me eating cherry icecream is gay in some way, well that is YOUR prblem. I love the damn stuff, and I will stand by a nice box of cherry icecream until the day that I die, or am assassinated by some horrid cherry-hater

Rocky

Hi

this is Rocky, in San Fransnitchko. One thing I heard is that there are some crazy little kids in other countries that have perfected all sorts of abreviating techniques that they you in their txt messages. So they can be very expressive and quick like the kids can be.
Other than that, my fingernails are getting really long. Basically I don't have a nail clipper, and I am WAY2 emBarrassed to ask for them. And I am WAY2 POOR to pay for them. And I am WAY2 out west to even give a freaking freak! cuz its COOL yall its cool everyone will just L ET IT SLIIIIIDE cuz its cali yall. As long as I can eat organic food and SMOKE ORGANIC HHHEERRBS (get it>?) then no one will care at all about my fingersnails. CHlllLLLIN.one thing is that its not as crowded here, and the other thing is that I still hear all SOrts of EXOTIQUE foreign laguages on the street, including BUT NOT LIMITED 2, spanish, Deutch, SWEITZRLANDISCH, and others, ie chinoise. U know what than means.. Watch out NEW YORK. And watch yourself out if you are in SanFran, cuz the motorists here don't give you no time to cross the street just after the light has turned red. They Slam on the gass, and act ALL HURT if you get in their way. CHill out Dudes - like your usual Chilled Selves

roCky

UUUUUUUUUUtopian environs

hows about a plan for a perfect summer day? maybe 4 example get out and explore some neighborhoods that R diffrent from YOUR OWN??
Like today I had just about about enough of looking for new living situations ($$$$APTS$$$ are all over priced so I think I'll just stay where I'm at : Modest DIGS with construction by day and LOUD drunkards by night. SOMETImes its best to let it all go into COMPLETE PHATASY......
...so I took a bus ride with a special friend to a nice quite part of town where one have have some CIVILIZation along with some NATURE. not your high class COUNTRY_CLUB but more of the ARTS N< CRAFTS STYLE homes and lushious slopes and parklands. THen I just pretented to be LIVIN LRRGE

-kjk

Rice-a-Roni is only HALF the story

DOY? I am in SsSsSsSaAaAaAaAnNnNnNnNnNFranNnNcCiIiIiIiIiISsSSsSsSSssScCo0o0o0o
Gues whats different?
1. It smells like PIZNIS
2. I have a bike which is cool, but when all is said and done probably not as cool as THE BLACK SCALLION at home
3. Did I just say Black SCalion? yes I did
4. I rode a FIXED GEAR BIKE. Which is Oh So Cool among people of """MY"""" demographic. And I can see what people aer saying they are cool, cuz you know, they are HAHD COWUH.
5 I keep it real by picking flowers every day yall.
6. I got the LOUDEST sheets you have everscene, the flavor of PSYCHEDELIC forest.
7ooo Final bit of very useful info. SONG airlines is NOT WORTH THE HYPE, its like a brainwash, I may tell you more on that subject later

HAI
rOcKY

bus-spotting anyone!!!

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I want to get a CAMERAPHONE and become part of this crew!!!!!


-kojak

they called him mr. NO-FOAM

who hear likes YAHTZEEEEEE? probably many of you and me as well, so understand this: One thing thats always a crucial part of the game is deciding on what name to put atop your scorecard - sort of like in video game HI_SCORES (KJK, RKY, ETC>>>) but more possiblities. A couple of months ago I had to thank cermak for solving this dilemma for me. After I had named her after her favoriter beisbol player, "#44 Sexson," she came up with a great NOM DE GUERRE for moi: "MR> NO_FOAM"

the reasons behind this are many or, if you will, MANIFOLD....I've always hated FOAM. not sea-foam mind you but foam in its SOLID form (foam on beer or in bathtubs is OK with me!!). One of the worst examples of this is at MOTELS when there is a gross FOAM blanket under the comforter . If this touches my body I freak out ˚∆˙ø¨˙∆∂øˆ (many can attest)!!!

Most people thought the NO-FOAM philosophy was a quirk or personality-flaw or FOBIA until the recent events befalling the SPACESHUTTLE. I counted 87 references to foam in the NY times, one of the best old-school style news sources. The final word is the scienstists at NASA just announced an official NO-FOAM policy for all fuure outer space travells!!!!

-kjk